Hard to Kill Quotes

Hard to Kill is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Hard to Kill stopped airing in 1970.

It features Gary Adelson; Joel Simon; Bill Todman, Jr. as producer, David Michael Frank in charge of musical score, and Matthew F. Leonetti as head of cinematography.

Hard to Kill is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hard to Kill is 96 minutes long. Hard to Kill is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: William Sadler as Senator Vernon Trent, Steven Seagal as Mason Storm, Stanley Brock as Counterman, Kelly LeBrock as Andy Stewart, Bonnie Burroughs as Felicia Storm, Tomas Trujillo as Shotgun Punk, Tomas Trujillo as Punk, Frederick Coffin as Lt. Kevin O'Malley, Andrew Bloch as Capt. Dan Hulland, Evan James as Danny, Charles Boswell as Jack Axel, Geoffrey Ian Bara as Sonny Storm, James DiStefano as Nolan, and Branscombe Richmond as Max Quentero.

Hard to Kill Quotes

Kelly LeBrock as Andy Stewart

• (Kelly LeBrock) "Oh, I forgot to lock the door."

• (Kelly LeBrock) "Would you like a little p*****?"

• (Kelly LeBrock) "Where are we going?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Out of here."

Steven Seagal as Mason Storm

• (Steven Seagal) "Oh, Vernon? Come on out, Vernon -- No, you're not under the bed -- You're so good at this, Vernon."

• (Steven Seagal) "What year is it?"
• (Kelly LeBrock) "Try not to talk."
• (Steven Seagal) "What year is it?"
• (Kelly LeBrock) "It's 1990."

• (Steven Seagal) "You give me this beard."
• (Kelly LeBrock) "Yeah."
• (Kelly LeBrock) "Well, you tried."
• (Steven Seagal) "You ever been to China town."
• (Kelly LeBrock) "Yeah, why?"
• (Steven Seagal) "These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery."
• (Kelly LeBrock) "Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese."
• (Steven Seagal) "Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher."
• (Steven Seagal) "He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy.""

• (Steven Seagal) "We're outgunned, and undermanned. But you know sumpin'? We're gonna win. You know why? Superior attitude. Superior state of mind."

• (Steven Seagal) "How does it feel to know you're about to die?"

• (Steven Seagal) "Who are you?"
• (Evan James) "My name is Danny. I'm the physical therapist. I'm going to give you a massage, take you down the hall, and make you feel all right, okay?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Get the f*** out of here."
• (Evan James) "Okay, don't worry about anything. I'm just going to take you down the hall."

• (Steven Seagal) "I missed. I never miss. They must have been smaller than I thought."

• (Steven Seagal) "Come on. Let's go, guys. I'm missin' the Oscars."

• (Steven Seagal) "Now you're a good cop."

• (Steven Seagal) "So, how come you're not watching the Oscars tonight?"
• (Stanley Brock) "The Oscars?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Yeah, the Oscars."
• (Stanley Brock) "I hate the Oscars."
• (Steven Seagal) "You're not having a good time, huh?"
• (Stanley Brock) "I mean, who needs the god**** movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night."
• (Steven Seagal) "Yeah?"
• (Stanley Brock) "You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either."

• (Youth) "How hot is it, homes?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Smokin'"
• (Youth) "You got it."

• (Steven Seagal) "This is for my wife. f*** you and die."

• (Steven Seagal) "Oh, I know what you're thinking. Mine's bigger than yours, right? It's not fair."

Bonnie Burroughs as Felicia Storm

• (Bonnie Burroughs) "There's blood on your shirt."
• (Steven Seagal) "It's not my blood, so you don't have to worry, do you?"

• (Bonnie Burroughs) "If people knew how sweet you are, they'd never be scared of you -- I'm not scared of you."
• (Steven Seagal) "Maybe you should be."

Frederick Coffin as Lt. Kevin O'Malley

• (Frederick Coffin) "That was the most unstoppable son of a bitch I ever knew."
• (Andrew Bloch) "Yeah, well -- he got stopped tonight."

• (Frederick Coffin) "Let me tell you something, Sonny -- one day when this is all over, you, me, and your pop are going to rent us a fishing boat, and catch us the biggest fish that ever swam the seas. And I'm not talking goldfish, either."
• (Geoffrey Ian Bara) "The last time I went fishing with Pop, we caught an old tire."
• (Frederick Coffin) "Not this time, Sonny. We're going to get us a big fat tuna."

James DiStefano as Nolan

• (James DiStefano) "What are you doing, you taking a trip somewhere?"
• (Frederick Coffin) "Yeah -- yeah, me and my kid are visiting my mother in New Mexico."
• (James DiStefano) "Oh, that's your son, huh? It's funny, you know he doesn't look much like you. Does he, Quentero? As a matter of fact, I think that I've seen his ugly face before."
• (Branscombe Richmond) "Kind of looks like Mason Storm."
• (James DiStefano) "Yeah."

Charles Boswell as Jack Axel

• (Russ) "Excuse me, doctor?"
• (Charles Boswell) "Yes?"
• (Russ) "I have to check every one of these upper floors."
• (Charles Boswell) "Of course."
• (Russ) "Can I just get your ID please?"
• (Charles Boswell) "You know, you can't have too much security."

• (Charles Boswell) "Sweet dreams."

• (Charles Boswell) "I'm impressed."

Stanley Brock as Counterman

• (Stanley Brock) "Where's a god**** cop when you need one?"

Tomas Trujillo as Punk

• (Tomas Trujillo) "What are you grinning at, huh?"
• (Steven Seagal) "Well, you know -- there's only four of you guys, and -- you only have one shot left in here. You know?"

• (Tomas Trujillo) "I'm gonna cut your f***ing heart out."
• (Steven Seagal) "Yeah? Well, come and cut my heart out, okay? Come and cut my heart out."

Evan James as Danny

• (Evan James) "Russ. Russ. What happened? Doc?"
• (Charles Boswell) "He's dead."

• (Evan James) "Tell you what -- How about I get you a piece of lemon chiffon pie out of the refrigerator later?"

Andrew Bloch as Capt. Dan Hulland

• (Andrew Bloch) "You know how they said Storm was superhuman. You know why? He was jacked up on coke the whole time."
• (Frederick Coffin) "Let me tell you something. That was the cleanest man I ever knew. He had more honor and guts than this whole department put together. If I ever hear you talk that puke again, I'll lose my shield to put you where you belong."

Geoffrey Ian Bara as Sonny Storm

• (Geoffrey Ian Bara) "Who -- who are you?"
• (Kelly LeBrock) "That's a very long story. You got a few minutes?"

William Sadler as Senator Vernon Trent

• (William Sadler) "You can take that to the bank."
• (Steven Seagal) "I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank."

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