Hard Ball Quotes

Hard Ball is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Hard Ball completed its run in 1970.

Hard Ball Quotes

• (Frank Rossitano) "These are the sexiest women in comedy? Where's Jackée?"

• (Tracy Jordan) "I love Halo so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant."
• (Kenneth) "Why are you laughing so hard? It's just the same joke he said earlier."
• (Tracy Jordan) "That can't be right. I like to keep my material fresh. I like it so fresh I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant."

• (Alan) "Let's skip the foreplay and get right to the penetration."

• (Tracy Jordan) "I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant."
• (Kenneth) "Pregnant cornbread --"

• (Josh Girard) "I'm Jack Donaghy. I'm important, I just bought the moon."

• (Pete) "You know, you actually did a good job on this."
• (Liz Lemon) "Why do you sound so surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America."

• (Tracy Jordan) "Television on. Pornography."

• (Jack Donaghy) "Good Lord, 'the Worm'. That's so degrading. Are its origins German?"

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