Happy Endings (film) Quotes

Happy Endings (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Happy Endings ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Paseornek as producer, and Clark Mathis as head of cinematography.

Happy Endings (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Happy Endings (film) is 128 minutes long. Happy Endings (film) is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Tom Arnold as Frank, Jason Ritter as Otis, Lisa Kudrow as Mamie, Maggie Gyllenhaal as Jude, Laura Dern as Pam, David Sutcliffe as Gil, Jesse Bradford as Nicky, Sarah Clarke as Diane, Steve Coogan as Charley, Johnny Galecki as Miles, Bobby Cannavale as Javier, and Sarah Clarke as Lane.

Happy Endings (film) Quotes

Sarah Clarke as Lane

• (Sarah Clarke) "I hear Jude f***ed you over. Me too. I'm Lane."
• (Tom Arnold) "Otis's girlfriend?"
• (Sarah Clarke) "No one told me. I already have a boyfriend. Rick. Asshole."

Lisa Kudrow as Mamie

• (Lisa Kudrow) "I'm not pro-life, though."
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Who is, once you start to pay attention?"

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Nothing says "I love you" like blackmail."

• (Lisa Kudrow) "Who raised you?"

Jesse Bradford as Nicky

• (Jesse Bradford) "Oh, wow. You look really pretty if I stand far away and I use the zoom."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Thank you."

• (Jesse Bradford) "I thought we had a moment there."

Tom Arnold as Frank

• (Tom Arnold) "Do you know if it's a boy?"
• (Jason Ritter) "What do you care? You have a son."
• (Tom Arnold) "Or a girl. I'm just asking."

Laura Dern as Pam

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Maggie Gyllenhaal as Jude

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "We're breaking up."
• (Jason Ritter) "What?"
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Look, I'm not gonna screw you and your dad."

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "You totally owe me, dude. He doesn't think you're a 'mo anymore."
• (Jason Ritter) "Hey, I am not gay."
• (Jason Ritter) "Hello?"
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "You "hello"."

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "How lucky am I?"

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "What's the matter? Boy trouble?"
• (Jason Ritter) "f*** you, Jude."

• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "Hey, do you guys mind if I ask you something?"
• (Unnamed) "She's not in rehab for drugs. It's just booze. Plus, she's a vomiter."
• (Johnny Galecki) "A fat vomiter, which is f***ing useless."
• (Maggie Gyllenhaal) "No -- just, why is Otis the leader?"

Johnny Galecki as Miles

• (Johnny Galecki) "Why do think he's a drummer? So he can stare at our asses all night."

David Sutcliffe as Gil

• (David Sutcliffe) "She wouldn't lie."
• (Steve Coogan) "She's a mother. It's a sick, sick bond. Think of yours; think of mine. It's unwholesome."

Bobby Cannavale as Javier

• (Bobby Cannavale) "This is what you need. This is why you paid."
• (Lisa Kudrow) "Well, it was -- it was a gift certificate."

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