Happy Anniversary (Angel) Quotes

Happy Anniversary (Angel) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Happy Anniversary ended in 1970.

Happy Anniversary (Angel) Quotes

• (Lorne) "Man, you just get darker and darker. And the weird thing is --, your aura? Beige."

• (Angel) "You want to know what my problem is? I'm screwed. That's my problem. I can't win. I'm trying to atone for a hundred years of unthinkable evil. News flash: I never can. Never going to be enough. Now I got Wolfram and Hart dogging me. It's too much."

• (Lorne) "So, what we should do is start with the other Karaoke bars, see if we can get a lead on him. That is, if you're not too busy getting lawyers killed and setting girls on fire."

• (Val) "Look, I like the theory of freezing time as much as the next Star Trek nerd, but --"

• (Val) "Denise, thank God you're here. Your boyfriend was just comin' on to me with the old Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen correlation --"

• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Aha. Things are looking up. I think I found the right wire. Ah."
• (Charles Gunn) "I'm so glad I met you guys. It's entertaining. Really."

• (Angel) "Is there a reason you're here?"
• (Lorne) "There is. What's today, Thursday? Tomorrow night, the world's gonna end. -- Thought you might want to know."

• (Angel) "Where did you learn how to drive?"
• (Lorne) "Just now in your car. Not bad for a beginner, huh?"
• (Angel) "What? You nearly got us killed four times."
• (Lorne) "Someone had to drive. You weren't exactly qualified, huddled under a blanket in back, hiding from the sun."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, yeah. He's our own Steven Hawking."

• (Lorne) "This whole sour p***** mode of yours is starting to grate. You know what your problem is? Are you listening?"
• (Angel) "Do I have a choice?"
• (Lorne) "Your heart isn't in it anymore."
• (Angel) "I don't have a pulse, so technically, I don't have a heart."
• (Lorne) "Technically, someone puts a stake through it, you don't have anything anymore. So, Bubba, your heart counts."
• (Angel) "I have no idea what youre babbling about."
• (Lorne) "Yes, you do."

• (Gene Rainey) "Happy anniversary."

• (Angel) "Oh, you know, he's a demon. You better do what he says, or he might -- talk your ears off."

• (Lorne) "Tell the truth. If the world were to end tonight, would it really, in your heart of hearts, be such a terrible thing?"
• (Lorne) "Now, now, sweetie, is that a fun place to be?"
• (Angel) "I think you should shut up now."
• (Lorne) "I'm the Host. Have you met me? I never shut up. You pushed your friends away. You went from helping the helpless to hunting down the guilty. Blood vengeance is a luxury of the lesser being. You're a champion, Angel. I mean, you were, at least."
• (Angel) "What do you want me to tell you?"
• (Lorne) "Everything. What's in your heart. Why you stopped caring. You know, the whole bowl of wax, so I can help you get back on your path. No need to rush. We got time. You know, not a lot."

• (Angel) "Redemption. Darla had a shot at redemption. But they took it from her. Now I have to hunt her down and kill her. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna kill her, and then I'm gonna burn that law firm to the ground. My crew; they couldn't handle that. That's good. It means that they're still human. It means they're better off being fired."
• (Lorne) "You kind of left them in the cold."
• (Angel) "It's a lot colder in here."
• (Lorne) "It's not always gonna be this way. The song changes. Unless, of course, we don't get there on time, in which case; you'll be frozen in this crappy mood forever. I shudder to think."
• (Angel) "We'll get there."
• (Lorne) "Look out."

• (Cordelia Chase) "We'll do it. We'll do anything."
• (Virginia Bryce) "Oh. That's so sad."

• (Angel) "Seventeen Karaoke bars. You know I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head."

• (Angel) "I have an idea. Can you just get to the point, already?"
• (Lorne) "Yes, I can, if you'll let me get a word in edgewise, Mr. "Get-To-The-Pointy-Pants"."

• (Virginia Bryce) "I'll call Patty and tell her you'll take the job."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Uh, sweetie, no phone."
• (Cordelia Chase) "Also, no lights."
• (Charles Gunn) "And there's a funky smell."
• (Virginia Bryce) "I wasn't gonna say anything."

• (Angel) "Why'd you come to me?"
• (Lorne) "Isn't it obvious? You're a champion. A unique force for good in a troubled world. Also, all the other champions I know are currently out of town or dead. Why? You don't want to work with me? Is this 'cause I sent you on a couple of missions that turned out to be a little --"
• (Angel) "Pointless and deadly?"
• (Lorne) "As for example."

• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "Sorry, sweetheart. You just caught us in a moment of -- Well --"
• (Cordelia Chase) "Reality."
• (Virginia Bryce) "Oh,; that. I avoid that."
• (Charles Gunn) "How do you avoid reality?"
• (Virginia Bryce) "Money. It cures everything but boredom"
• (Virginia Bryce) "and food cures boredom, so there you go. Imported chips and packets of cheese."
• (Charles Gunn) "Thanks."
• (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce) "We'll enjoy them huddled 'round our pathetic candles."
• (Cordelia Chase) "We'll make pathetic nachos."
• (Virginia Bryce) "You guys are really down."
• (Charles Gunn) "Yeah, and don't try to tell us there's nowhere to go but up. Because the truth is, there's always more down."

• (Angel) "Two hundred highly intelligent law school graduates workin' full-time drivin' me crazy. Why the hell is everyone so surprised that it's working? But, no. It's, "Angel, why are you so cranky? Angel, you should lighten up. You should smile. You should wear a nice plaid.""
• (Lorne) "Oo, not this season, honey."

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