Happy Anniversary and Goodbye Quotes

Happy Anniversary and Goodbye is a Comedy that was first aired in 1970 on CBS. Happy Anniversary and Goodbye ended its run in 1970.

It features Gary Morton as producer, and Nelson Riddle in charge of musical score. Happy Anniversary and Goodbye is executive produced by Lucille Ball.

Happy Anniversary and Goodbye is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Happy Anniversary and Goodbye is 60 minutes long. Happy Anniversary and Goodbye is produced by Desilu Productions and distributed by CBS.

The cast includes: Art Carney as Rico, Lucille Ball as Norma Michaels, Art Carney as Malcom Michaels, and Nanette Fabray as Fay.

Happy Anniversary and Goodbye Quotes

Lucille Ball as Norma Michaels

• (Lucille Ball) "I'm on the wrong pill. I should have taken Dramamine."

• (Lucille Ball) "If I live to be a hundred, I'll never forget Mendelssohn's 'Wedding March' played by a mariachi band."

• (Lucille Ball) "The only motel in town where the guests are afraid to drink the water."

• (Lucille Ball) "Among my friends I'm known as the Jackie Onassis of Canoga Park."

Nanette Fabray as Fay

• (Nanette Fabray) "What are you doing here? Was there a fire at Jack in the Box?"

• (Nanette Fabray) "That's the first time I ever saw a Presbyterian minister wearing a sombrero."

• (Nanette Fabray) "Don't tell me you've never thought about another man."
• (Lucille Ball) "Well, maybe Paul Newman."

• (Nanette Fabray) "It's not like you're losing Robert Redford."

Art Carney as Malcom Michaels

• (Art Carney) "I am Rico."
• (Lucille Ball) "Oh, y-yes -- won't you come -- oh, you are in."
• (Art Carney) "Where do we do it?"
• (Lucille Ball) "What?."
• (Art Carney) "Here, or in the bedroom?"
• (Lucille Ball) "Oh, in here. In here."
• (Art Carney) "I'll set the table."
• (Lucille Ball) "Need any help."

• (Art Carney) "Hey, who are you?"
• (Art Carney) "I am Rico."
• (Art Carney) "What are you doing here?"
• (Art Carney) "I have an appointment with Mrs. Michaels."
• (Art Carney) "Where is Mrs. Michaels?"
• (Art Carney) "In the bedroom, taking off her clothes."
• (Art Carney) "Oh, she is; is she?"

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