Hairspray (2007 film) Quotes

Hairspray (2007 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Hairspray ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Craig Zadan; Neil Meron as producer, Marc Shaiman in charge of musical score, and Bojan Bazelli as head of cinematography.

Hairspray (2007 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Plain list Each episode of Hairspray (2007 film) is 116 minutes long. Hairspray (2007 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema, and Entertainment Film Distributors.

The cast includes: Amanda Bynes as Penny Pingleton, James Marsden as Corny Collins, Zac Efron as Link Larkin, Christopher Walken as Edna Turnblad, Christopher Walken as Tracy Turnblad, Elijah Kelley as Seaweed, Allison Janney as Prudy Pingleton, Christopher Walken as Wilbur Turnblad, Michelle Pfeiffer as Velma Von Tussle, Cassie Silva as Brenda, Brittany Snow as Amber von Tussel, Paul Dooley as Mr. Spritzer, Hayley Podschun as Tammy, Brittany Snow as Amber Von Tussle, and Tabitha Lupien as Becky.

Hairspray (2007 film) Quotes

Amanda Bynes as Penny Pingleton

• (Amanda Bynes) "Oh, no."
• (Christopher Walken) "What?"
• (Amanda Bynes) "Your hair deflated."
• (Christopher Walken) "Let it. It was just a symbol of my conformity to the man."
• (Amanda Bynes) "You are so tough."

• (Amanda Bynes) "Mom, please don't send my best friend to the big house."
• (Allison Janney) "Penny, hush."
• (Christopher Walken) "You haven't heard the last of me, Mrs. Pingleton. Things need to change, and I won't stop trying to change them. I don't care how long it takes."
• (Allison Janney) "Good. You'll be waiting twenty to life."

• (Amanda Bynes) "I am now a checkerboard chick."

• (Motormouth Maybelle) "Oh, so this is love?"
• (Motormouth Maybelle) "Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid."
• (Amanda Bynes) "So, you've met my mom?"

• (Amanda Bynes) "I think they secretly liked you."

• (Amanda Bynes) "I don't know why we have this room, but there's food, water, a bed, gas mask, Russian language books --"
• (Christopher Walken) "-- and it's really well insulated."

• (Amanda Bynes) "Get out there and show them."

• (Amanda Bynes) "Without that show I have nothing."
• (Allison Janney) "Having nothing builds character."

Brittany Snow as Amber von Tussel

• (Brittany Snow) "My name is Mike."
• (Christopher Walken) "Mike?"
• (Brittany Snow) "Yes, Mike."
• (Christopher Walken) "Mike who?"
• (Brittany Snow) "It's MIKE."
• (Brittany Snow) "Anyway -- I'm calling because I have some information about your daughter's whereabouts."
• (Christopher Walken) "What?"
• (Brittany Snow) "Right now, as we speak, your daughter has entered a hotbed of moral -- turpentine."

• (Brittany Snow) "Do that again, and there'll be stumps where your feet are, you got that? You little who --"
• (Zac Efron) "Hey, Amber"
• (Brittany Snow) "Oley moley."

• (Brittany Snow) "Oh, and it's totally not true about her and the entire football team. I mean, please: anybody can get grass stains all over their back."
• (Zac Efron) "Amber, stop it. I'm sick of you doing that. Just because she's a good dancer --"
• (Brittany Snow) "Uh, I'm sorry -- you think that she can dance? Well, maybe you'd rather have her as your partner. You could get sponsored by Goodyear."

• (Brittany Snow) "I lost, Mom. Let's just deal with it."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "You did not lose. You can not have lost because I switched the damn tallies."
• (Christopher Walken) "Smile, Miss Crabcakes. You're on Candid Camera."
• (Christopher Walken) "That was a good shot. Don't you think?"

Zac Efron as Link Larkin

• (Zac Efron) "That's my shot, Trace."
• (Christopher Walken) "But, it's whats right."
• (Zac Efron) "I'm sorry, Trace. I just think this adventure is a little too big for me."

• (Teacher) "Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry's immortal last words?"
• (Zac Efron) "Kiss my ass?"

• (Zac Efron) "It's time."
• (Brittany Snow) "Oh."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Amber. Save your personal life for the camera, sweetie. Oop, shiny."

• (Zac Efron) "Sorry little darlin. Hope I didn't dent your 'do."

Christopher Walken as Tracy Turnblad

• (Christopher Walken) "Negro Day's the best. I wish every day were Negro Day."
• (Elijah Kelley) "At our house -- it is."

• (Christopher Walken) "No call? You just disappear?"
• (Christopher Walken) "And all mashed up against a crooner."

• (Mr. Pinky) "54-Double D?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Triple E"
• (Mr. Pinky) "I hit the Mother Lode."

• (Christopher Walken) "I think I've kind of been in a bubble -- thinking that fairness was gonna just happen. It's not. People like me are gonna have to get up off their fathers' laps and go out and fight for it."

• (Christopher Walken) "People who are different, their time is coming."

• (Christopher Walken) "I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished."

• (Christopher Walken) "Honey, took me five years to figure out you were flirting."
• (Christopher Walken) "How could I ever?"

• (Motormouth Maybelle) "Are you sure you wouldn't like to have a little something to eat?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Is that braised?"

• (Christopher Walken) "If you protest you'll be in files. You'll be on lists. J. Edgar Hoover will still be wire-tapping your cold dead body in the grave."

• (Christopher Walken) "Well, I had a dream that I would own a coin-operated laundromat but I came down from that cloud real quickly."

• (Christopher Walken) "Penny, get home before your mother shoots you."

• (Christopher Walken) "You can't stop my happiness, 'cuz I like the way I am. And you just can't stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham. And if you don't like the way I look, then I just don't give a damn."

• (Christopher Walken) "This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big."
• (Christopher Walken) "Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur."

• (Christopher Walken) "Would you keep that racket down? I'm trying to iron, here."

Allison Janney as Prudy Pingleton

• (Allison Janney) "Wait till your father gets out of prison, you'll see more than a jump rope."

• (Allison Janney) "Get the jump rope, Penny."
• (Amanda Bynes) "Mom, not the jump rope."
• (Allison Janney) "Don't you touch my canned tuna."

• (Allison Janney) "Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, positively, permanently punished. You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang, and you will never leave this room again."
• (Allison Janney) "Devil child, devil child."

• (Allison Janney) "You see? You see. If I let you leave the house right now, you'd be in prison, fighting whores for cigarettes. That Tracy Turnblad always was a bad influence. Well, you are never, ever gonna see that beehived harlot again."
• (Amanda Bynes) "Okay, mother. Excuse me."
• (Allison Janney) "Penny."
• (Allison Janney) "Pray for her. She's gonna need it."

Elijah Kelley as Seaweed

• (Elijah Kelley) "Darlin' you had best believe me, never leave me without love."
• (Christopher Walken) "Link, your pork is ready."

• (Elijah Kelley) "Livin' in the ghetto, black is everywhere you go. Who'd have thought I'd love a girl whose skin was white as winter snow?"
• (Amanda Bynes) "In my ivory tower, life was just a Hostess snack, but now I've tasted chocolate, and I'm never goin' back."

• (Motormouth Maybelle) "Well, looks like y'all took a step outta bounds."
• (Motormouth Maybelle) "Who've we got here?"
• (Elijah Kelley) "Mom, I want you to meet my new friends. This here is Link, Tracy Turnblad --"
• (Christopher Walken) "This is just so afro-tastic."
• (Elijah Kelley) "And this young lady right here, is Penny Pingleton."
• (Amanda Bynes) "I'm very pleased and scared to be here."
• (Motormouth Maybelle) "Now, honey, we got more reason to be scared on your street."

• (Elijah Kelley) "My mom's havin' a platter party tonight. Y'all wanna come check it out?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Now?"
• (Amanda Bynes) "Would you mind if I, too, checked it out? I've never been to North Avenue before."
• (Zac Efron) "Uh -- well, would it be safe, you know -- for us?"
• (Elijah Kelley) "Calm down, cracker boy, it's cool."
• (Amanda Bynes) "Wow. Being invited places by colored people."
• (Christopher Walken) "It feels so hip."
• (Elijah Kelley) "I'm glad y'all feel that way, 'cause, uh, not many people do."

Michelle Pfeiffer as Velma Von Tussle

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "You're gonna need more than some seltzer to put out this fire."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "How dare you pick the same song."
• (Motormouth Maybelle) "They wrote it."

• (Police Chief) "I doubt she'll risk jail to win some beauty pageant."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "I risked communicable diseases. She'll certainly risk jail."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "How can you taint a cancerous can of chemicals?"

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Oh."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Mrs. Turnblad. I'd know whose mother you were ANYWHERE."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Oh, let me guess; new dress?"
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Well -- you'll stop traffic."
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "It was nice meeting you -- Tracy."
• (Christopher Walken) "Mama, don't you DARE listen to a word she says."
• (Christopher Walken) "Come on. She's just worried that I'm going to win the Miss Teenage Hairspray contest."
• (Christopher Walken) "-- Really?"

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Incredible. I could do a fan dance with a lettuce leaf and you would remain completely obtuse."
• (Christopher Walken) "Obtuse?"
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Yes, obtuse."
• (Christopher Walken) "I flunked geometry --"
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "-- yes, and biology too, no doubt."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "'Detroit sound?' What's that? The cries of people being mugged?"

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Tracy certainly has redefined our standards"
• (Brittany Snow) "That's for sure."

• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "Those poor runner-ups/Might still hold some grudges/They padded their 'cups'/But I screwed the judges."

James Marsden as Corny Collins

• (James Marsden) "Velma, isn't this where it's all heading anyway? Now you can fight it, or you can rock out to it."

• (James Marsden) "Roll Call."
• (Unnamed) "I'm Amber. Brad. Tammy. Fender. Brenda. Sketch. Shelley. IQ. Lou Ann. Joey. Mikey. Vicki. Becky. Bix. Jesse. Darla. Paulie. Noreen. Doreen. And I'm -- Link."

• (James Marsden) "It looks like we have an opening here for another girl who is just as fun-lovin' but maybe not as free-wheelin'."

• (James Marsden) "Hey, baby. You look like you could use a stiff one."

• (James Marsden) "Tell me, Velma, how exactly do you fire Corny Collins from the Corny Collins show?"
• (Michelle Pfeiffer) "They do it all the time on "Lassie"."

• (James Marsden) "I'd like to welcome our new council member, Miss Tracy Turnblad. Tracy, cozy up to ol' Corny and tell us a little bit about yourself"
• (Christopher Walken) "Well, I watch the Corny Collins show everyday and I do nothing else."
• (James Marsden) "Oh."
• (Christopher Walken) "I also hope to be the first female president -- or a rockette."
• (James Marsden) "As your first act as president, what would you do?"
• (Christopher Walken) "Hmm --"
• (Christopher Walken) "-- I'd make everyday Negro Day."
• (James Marsden) "I read you like tomorrow's headlines."

• (James Marsden) "And now it's time to say goodbye to our very own fun-lovin', free-wheelin' little Brenda."
• (James Marsden) "Come on up here, Brenda. Brenda will be taking a leave of absence from the show. How long are you gonna be gone, Brenda?"
• (Cassie Silva) "Just nine months."

• (James Marsden) "Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool."

Paul Dooley as Mr. Spritzer

• (Paul Dooley) "I want that chubby Communist girl off my show."

Hayley Podschun as Tammy

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