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Hair (film) Quotes

Hair (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Hair ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Butler; Lester Persky as producer, Galt MacDermot in charge of musical score, and Miroslav Ondříček as head of cinematography.

Hair (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Hair (film) is 121 minutes long. Hair (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Don Dacus as Woof, Treat Williams as Berger, John Savage as Claude Bukowski, Annie Golden as Jeannie, Dorsey Wright as Hud, Beverly D'Angelo as Sheila, and Miles Chapin as Steve.

Hair (film) Quotes

Annie Golden as Jeannie

  • (Annie Golden) "So, do you wanna to get married?"
  • (John Savage) "To who?"
  • (Annie Golden) "Me."
  • (Annie Golden) "Gliddy glup goopy, nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo. Sabba sibby sabba, nooby abba nabba le le lo lo. Tooby ooby walla, nooby abba nabba. Early morning singing song."
  • (Annie Golden) "I know who the father is."
  • (Dorsey Wright) "Yeah, you know that, you know a lot. If the baby comes out all white and squishy-like, crying his ass off, then we know Woof is definitely the daddy. But if he comes out all beautiful and chocolate brown, that's mine."

Miles Chapin as Steve

  • (Miles Chapin) "We'll have it"
  • (Miles Chapin) "for you at four o'clock."
  • (Treat Williams) "See, that's just what my other problem is, man."
  • (Miles Chapin) "What?"
  • (Treat Williams) "You're full of s***."

Treat Williams as Berger

  • (Treat Williams) "What do you say, Pop?"
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "What do you say what?"
  • (Mr. Berger, George's Father) "If you need money, get a job."
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "Money? You're talking about money? What you need money for?"
  • (Treat Williams) "Nothin', Ma, I just need it."
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "Who is she?"
  • (Treat Williams) "Who is who?"
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "The girl. Who is the girl?"
  • (Treat Williams) "What are you talkin' about? There's no girl."
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "Who is the girl? You can tell us everything, we understand everything. Tell us the truth."
  • (Treat Williams) "What are you talkin' about, tell you the truth?"
  • (Mr. Berger, George's Father) "Goddammit, every time you come home there's trouble. Why don't you clean yourself up a bit? Why don't you get a haircut? Get a haircut and I'll give you the money, you don't even have to pay it back."
  • (Treat Williams) "You'll give me the money if I get a haircut?"
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "Give me your pants."
  • (Treat Williams) "The pants are clean."
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "Give me your pants."
  • (Treat Williams) "Why? They're clean, for Christ's sake."
  • (Mrs. Berger, George's Mother) "How much you need?"
  • (Treat Williams) "Oh say, can you see my eyes? If you can, then my hair's too short."
  • (Treat Williams) "Where you from?"
  • (John Savage) "Oklahoma."
  • (Annie Golden) "listen man I know what how it feels, I used to come from Kansas myself."
  • (Treat Williams) "Bukowski."
  • (John Savage) "Yes, Sergeant."
  • (Treat Williams) "Let's move it out."
  • (John Savage) "Yes, Sergeant."
  • (Treat Williams) "Double time, soldier."
  • (John Savage) "Yes, Sergeant."
  • (John Savage) "Sir?"
  • (Treat Williams) "In the car, soldier."
  • (John Savage) "Yes, Sergeant."
  • (Treat Williams) "Are you an asshole, soldier?"
  • (John Savage) "No, Sergeant."
  • (Treat Williams) "That's too bad, because I am."

Don Dacus as Woof

  • (Prison Psychiatrist) "And men?"
  • (Don Dacus) "What do you mean?"
  • (Prison Psychiatrist) "You have any sexual attraction towards men?"
  • (Don Dacus) "You mean if I'm a homosexual or something like that?"
  • (Prison Psychiatrist) "Yeah."
  • (Don Dacus) "Well, I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of my bed, but uh, I'm not a homosexual, no."

Beverly D'Angelo as Sheila

  • (Beverly D'Angelo) "So, I was thinking of writing him. What should I say?"
  • (Annie Golden) "Oh. I wanna say something. I wanna say -- um -- tell him I said -- um -- Jeannie says 'Hi.'"

John Savage as Claude Bukowski

  • (John Savage) "You do what you have to do, and I'm going to do what I have to do."
  • (Dorsey Wright) "Who are you doing it for?"
  • (John Savage) "I'm doing it for you, man."
  • (Dorsey Wright) "Oh, don't hand me that. Look, if you're doing it for me, don't, because if the shoe was on the other foot, I wouldn't do it for you."

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