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Gunmen of the Apocalypse Quotes

Gunmen of the Apocalypse is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Gunmen of the Apocalypse ended its run in 1970.

Gunmen of the Apocalypse Quotes

  • (Rimmer) "Look, we've all got something to contribute to this discussion. And I think what you should contribute from now on is silence."
  • (Kryten) "It's rogue simulants all right."
  • (Rimmer) "Recommend immediate total and unequivocal surrender."
  • (Kryten) "Sir, surrender is the worst thing we could do. They despise humans and all forms of humanoid life. They believe you to be the vermin of the universe sir."
  • (The Cat) "I didn't know they'd met him."
  • (The Cat) "Isn't there someway we can help him? Somehow, turn ourselves into tiny electronic people and get into his dream? Isn't there some sort of gizmo lying around that can do that? And if not"
  • (The Cat) "WHY not?"
  • (Rimmer) "Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion. But I think from now on the thing you should bring is silence."
  • (Lister) "No, no, no."
  • (Lister) "I think he's got something."
  • (The Cat) "Twice in one lifetime?"
  • (The Cat) "When you're hot, you're hot."
  • (Bear Strangler McGee) "A man who beans in the hat of Bear Strangler McGee is either mighty brave or mighty stupid. Which one are you, boy?"
  • (Rimmer) "Sorry, what are the options again?"
  • (Rimmer) "Look, sooner or later, we're gonna have to face the fact that we're not all gonna get out of this in one piece. Or if we are, it's gonna be one big flat piece."
  • (Lister) "And?"
  • (Rimmer) "It's time we decided who's gonna take the one-man escape pod."
  • (The Cat) "How?"
  • (Rimmer) "Well, if you'll just bear with me, I think I've devised a fair and equitable system of choosing who should survive. It's based on age, rank, seniority, usefulness -- to cut a long story short it's me. I was as stunned as you are, which is why I demanded a recount. But blow me. It didn't come out of me again. Keys?"
  • (Lister) "Rimmer, the escape pod is not an option."
  • (Rimmer) "Why not?"
  • (Lister) "It escaped last Thursday. I was having a few beers. I didn't bother to get up, so I used the release mechanism as a bottle opener."
  • (Lister) "Whoosh."
  • (Rimmer) "That's it, then. We're finished."
  • (Rimmer) "I don't know who you are, but boarding this vessel is an act of war, ergo we surrender. And as prisoners of war, I invoke the All Nations Agreement article number 39436175880932/B."
  • (Kryten) "39436175880932/B? "All nations attending the conference are only allocated one car parking space?" Is that entirely relevant, sir? I mean, here we are in mortal danger and you're worried about the Chinese delegates bringing two cars."
  • (Arnold Rimmer) "Step up to red alert."
  • (Kryten) "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."
  • (Death) "We're gonna cut you up so small the worms won't even need to chew."
  • (Rimmer) "You can't frighten me. I'm a coward, I'm always scared."
  • (Kryten) "I'm not afraid, Mr. Death, sir. I believe my friends have bought me enough time to complete the antidote program. Now, if you'll forgive the rather confrontational imperative; go for your guns, you scum-sucking molluscs."
  • (Rimmer) "We're not getting out of here in one piece, or if we do, it'll be one big flat piece."
  • (Rimmer) "You took your time. Where've you been?"
  • (Lister) "I was in the AR machine."
  • (Rimmer) "Again?"
  • (Lister) "What do you mean again?"
  • (Rimmer) "Everybody knows you only use the AR machine to have sex."
  • (Lister) "That is not true."
  • (Rimmer) "Yes, true. It's pathetic watching you grind away on your own. Day after day after day, you're like a dog that's missing it's master's leg. That groinal attachment's supposed to have a lifetime's guarantee. You've worn it out nearly three weeks."
  • (Lister) "That's an outrageous, scandalous piece of libel. I don't just play the roleplay games. What about the sporting simulations like Zero-Gee kickboxing or Wimbledon?"
  • (Rimmer) "You only play Wimbledon because you're having it off with that jailbait ball girl."
  • (Lister) "That is another total lie. She's not jailbait, she's 17."
  • (Rimmer) "Lister, she's just a computer sprite. Surely that's the point. She's just a load of pixels."
  • (Lister) "Yeah, but what pixels."
  • (Rimmer) "Ah, Mr. War, sir. It seems that owing to circumstances completely beyond my control, there's been a bit of a cock up in the bravado department. I may indeed have come across as being more brave than in fact I am."

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