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Guarding Tess Quotes

Guarding Tess is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Guarding Tess ended in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Ned Tanen * Nancy Graham Tanen as producer, Michael Convertino in charge of musical score, and Brian J. Reynolds as head of cinematography.

Guarding Tess is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Guarding Tess is 95 minutes long. Guarding Tess is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Shirley MacLaine as Tess Carlisle, Nicolas Cage as Doug Chesnic, Richard Griffiths as Frederick, Brant von Hoffman as Bob Hutcherson, David Graf as Lee Danielson, and Austin Pendleton as Earl Fowler.

Guarding Tess Quotes

Nicolas Cage as Doug Chesnic

  • (Nicolas Cage) "Don't you see? If he is involved, then her life is worthless, you understand? They had to f***ing kill her."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Get in the god damn chair."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "Hmm. Very good, Douglas. You're going to be all right."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Where is she Earl?"
  • (Austin Pendleton) "Speak to my lawyer Agent -- Agent Dougie."

Richard Griffiths as Frederick

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Shirley MacLaine as Tess Carlisle

  • (Shirley MacLaine) "I have some exciting news for you. I have an inoperable brain tumor."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "I have bought you and your men a scud missile launcher."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "We are going to the opera in Columbus. Which of those do you think is true?"
  • (Nicolas Cage) "When?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "The President is coming to Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour?"
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "It's got no price at all."
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Yes ma'am. Uh, Doug, this is Bobby in canned goods, are you anywhere near the manager? I need a price check on Lesieur baby peas, repeat, Lesieur baby peas."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Lesieur baby peas."
  • (Unnamed) "They're on special today, two for.59."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "They're on special today, two for.59."
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Uh, copy that, it's two for.59."
  • (Shirley MacLaine) "But I only want one."
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Uh, roger that, Doug, but she only wants one."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "How much for just one?"
  • (Unnamed) "The same. It's a two for one thing."
  • (Nicolas Cage) "Uh, Bobby, it's a two for one thing so I suggest you go ahead and get both."
  • (Brant von Hoffman) "Uh, copy that Doug but I believe we've lost in interest in peas, repeat, lost interest in peas. Canned goods out."

David Graf as Lee Danielson

  • (David Graf) "She kicked us out of the house."

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