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Grown Ups (film) Quotes

Grown Ups (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Grown Ups stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jack Giarraputo as producer, Rupert Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Grown Ups (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Grown Ups (film) is 102 minutes long. Grown Ups (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Joyce Van Patten as Gloria, Alexys Nycole Sanchez as Becky Feder, David Spade as Marcus Higgins, Alexys Nycole Sanchez as Lenny Feder, Frank and Morgan Gingerich as Bean Lamonsoff, Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff, Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff, Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie, Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie, Ebony Jo-Ann as Mama Ronzoni, Jamie Chung as Rob Hilliard, Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff, Jake Goldberg as Greg Feder, Di Quon as Rita, Nadji Jeter as Andre McKenzie, China Anne McClain as Charlotte McKenzie, and Steve Buscemi as Wiley.

Grown Ups (film) Quotes

Frank and Morgan Gingerich as Bean Lamonsoff

  • (Frank and Morgan Gingerich) "You're wasting it."
  • (Maria Bello) "I'm sorry."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Actually, it's not that bad."
  • (Frank and Morgan Gingerich) "Mommy, I want some milk."
  • (Maria Bello) "Come here. I'll give you a little something."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "Your son is so cute. How old is he?"
  • (Kevin James) "48 months."
  • (Chris Rock) "That's 4."
  • (Kevin James) "Yeah."
  • (Frank and Morgan Gingerich) "I want cookies."
  • (David Spade) "Ha. Cookies and MILF."

David Spade as Marcus Higgins

  • (David Spade) "Why didn't you tell us she gets us?"
  • (Jamie Chung) "That's what I've been trying to say all along."
  • (David Spade) "Hey Y, where's MCA?"
  • (David Spade) "I just had the hottest dream about this blond girl --"
  • (David Spade) "At least I think it was a dream."
  • (David Spade) "Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?"
  • (Ada-Nicole Sanger) "What's wasted?"
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream."
  • (Ada-Nicole Sanger) "I want to get wasted every day of my life."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "I want to get chocolate wasted."
  • (David Spade) "Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?"
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll."

Alexys Nycole Sanchez as Lenny Feder

  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Higgy."
  • (David Spade) "Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "What does that mean?"
  • (David Spade) "Um -- you're fat."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "No."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "I bet you 5 bucks he gets on one knee."
  • (Chris Rock) "You're on."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?"
  • (Kevin James) "It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot."
  • (Jake Goldberg) "Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii."
  • (Kevin James) "Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Roxanne, I have made out with about 25 girls in this very spot and I want you to be number 26."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "As long as I am the last."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Higgins, what are you doing?"
  • (David Spade) "I don't wear pants at my house, I'm not wearing them in your house. Sorry."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "That was a man's ass?"
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Mama, I didn't know the Elephant Man lived in your shoe."
  • (Chris Rock) "How in the world's anybody supposed to get some sleep knowing they're under the same roof as Toe-be Bryant over here?"
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?"
  • (Kevin James) "Thinking about it."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Shift, shift."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Where is Sascatchatoon?"
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Daddy. Where is it taking them?"
  • (David Spade) "-- Hell."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Higgins. Don't say that."
  • (David Spade) "Oh I'm sorry not Hell -- Mexico."

Maya Rudolph as Deanne McKenzie

  • (Maya Rudolph) "Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking."
  • (Ebony Jo-Ann) "You got told."
  • (Chris Rock) "You got toe."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great."
  • (Water Park Stud) "What's up ladies? I'm from Sascatchatoon. That's up in Canada, eh? You American ladies ever been up to Sascatchatoon? Yeah, you American ladies would enjoy being in Sascatchatoon."
  • (Water Park Stud) "Hoseteasers."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Everything was on steroids except for his voice."

Chris Rock as Kurt McKenzie

  • (Chris Rock) "How do you get that from that?"
  • (Kevin James) "95% of that has to be from the mother, and I am lowballing."
  • (Chris Rock) "I see that ass is still growing. Got a little Kardashian in there."

Ebony Jo-Ann as Mama Ronzoni

  • (Ebony Jo-Ann) "Curly. Shame on you. That crazy dog. Must have got into some of my leftover pasta fasul."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Yes, Mama, I'm sure that's exactly what happened."
  • (Ebony Jo-Ann) "It did. We should get a dog."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Heh. We need to get a water buffalo. Whoo."
  • (Ebony Jo-Ann) "Deanne, you should have married that Italian guy like I told you."
  • (Maya Rudolph) "Yeah and if I did, you'd be the one who's pregnant right now."
  • (Ebony Jo-Ann) "You're probably right. I'll butt out now."

Joyce Van Patten as Gloria

  • (Joyce Van Patten) "I have a confession to make too. I'm really a man."
  • (Joyce Van Patten) "Just kidding. I'm really hurt that so many of you believed this."
  • (Joyce Van Patten) "Like when Rob snapped at me the other day, that was scary. And you all thought I was so calm, but inside I was saying "Gloria Nunen, do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi."
  • (Joyce Van Patten) "Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planed. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act -- that is where the depth comes in."

Jamie Chung as Rob Hilliard

  • (Jamie Chung) "Hey guys. Motion 78."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "And this must be your mother."
  • (Jamie Chung) "My wife."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "I'm sorry."
  • (Jamie Chung) "I'm not."
  • (David Spade) "Oh, grody."

Ada-Nicole Sanger as Donna Lamonsoff

  • (Ada-Nicole Sanger) "Dad, hurry up. I want to go on the other rides."
  • (Kevin James) "Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them."
  • (Ada-Nicole Sanger) "Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue."
  • (Kevin James) "No, that's just a myth."
  • (Kevin James) "Oh my gosh, you're embarrassing me."

Kevin James as Eric Lamonsoff

  • (Kevin James) "I gotta make a sissy."
  • (Chris Rock) "Come on, you made three already."
  • (Jamie Chung) "It must be oozing out at this point."
  • (Kevin James) "Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate."
  • (Chris Rock) "It's taking a piss, not the SATs."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?"
  • (David Spade) "Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop."

Di Quon as Rita

  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "Excuse me, Princess Rita. Are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help me?"
  • (Di Quon) "No, Mr. Feder said that I must study for the big final."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "What final?"
  • (Di Quon) "You tell me, he just keeps handing me books."

Steve Buscemi as Wiley

Nadji Jeter as Andre McKenzie

  • (Nadji Jeter) "I wanna get wasted."
  • (China Anne McClain) "I wanna get totally wasted."
  • (Alexys Nycole Sanchez) "I wanna get chocolate wasted."

Maria Bello as Sally Lamonsoff

  • (Maria Bello) "See that? Now he won't even drink from me."
  • (Roxanne Chase-Feder) "That's what men do. They take and take, and then give you up for some cow."
  • (Maria Bello) "Well now I don't know what I'm going to do with these."
  • (Kevin James) "I do."

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