Grounded for Life Quotes

Grounded for Life is a television show that first aired in 2001 on Fox Broadcasting Company (2001-2003). Grounded for Life stopped airing in 2005.

Grounded for Life aired for 5 seasons and 91 (2 unaired) episodes. It features Ben Vaughn as theme composer, and Dean Ween as composer. Grounded for Life is executive produced by Marcy Carsey. Grounded for Life is created by interlanguage link

Grounded for Life is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Grounded for Life is Approx. 22 minutes long. Grounded for Life is produced by Mike and Bill Productions and distributed by Carsey-Werner Distribution.

Grounded for Life Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Why are you taking our Christmas tree?"
• (Eddie) "There's a light broke. I'm taking it to my work shop. I'm gonna bring it there and I'm gonna bring it back here. So why don't you go back to bed and have a good night."
• (Unnamed) "But this is my floor."

• (Unnamed) "How can I put you in a pre-owned vehicle today?"
• (Claudia) "We're looking for something used --"
• (Unnamed) "We have one of the largest selections of pre-owned vehicles in the tri-state area."
• (Sean) "So they're used?"
• (Unnamed) "Sir, our selection does not just include the pre-owned, we also have a large number of lease returns. I can assure you the pre-owned and the lease returns are complete certified."
• (Sean) "How am I gonna get you to say "used"?"
• (Unnamed) "That's not a word we like here."
• (Sean) "Then at least admit they're cars."
• (Unnamed) "You mean the vehicles?"

• (Claudia) "You torpedoed Lily on her driving test."
• (Sean) "I torpedoed her out of love."
• (Lily) "You torpedoed me?"
• (Sean) "No, I didn't, your mother misspoke."
• (Sean) "Is that what you want behind the wheel of a car?"

• (Sean) "Only three more years."
• (Claudia) "'Till she goes off to college?"
• (Sean) "Nope. 'Till she can be tried as an adult."

• (Sean) "What's this?"
• (Eddie) "It's cool."
• (Sean) ""It's cool" doesn't answer my question. "It's cool" doesn't tell me what's in the box."
• (Eddie) "Yes it does. It tells you it's cool."

• (Henry Finnerty) "Wow, that ride must be really scary. Those two guys are holding hands."
• (James "Jimmy" Finnerty) "That's the line for cotton candy."

• (Eddie) "Why's the volume so loud?"
• (Sean) "Oh, Claudia lied to me, so I'm being an ass."

• (Claudia) "Gee, Lil, it was real sweet of Aunt Deadra to call us all the way from dead."

• (Lily) "Ohhh-oh."

• (Sean) "Is it illegal?"
• (Eddie) "Not everywhere."
• (Sean) "Will it explode and kill us all?"
• (Eddie) "I can personally guarantee that it will not."
• (Eddie) "That's not smart."

• (Sean) "Behold. Can the people in the back behold? Can the people in the front please make room for those in the back who have difficulty beholding?"

• (Unnamed) "I don't wanna go."
• (Walt) "Oh, you're going."

• (Claudia) "You know how you're getting your license next year? You're not."
• (Lily) "But everyone else will and I'll look like a loser."
• (Sean) "Oh no, don't worry, you're gonna look cool because everyday I'm going to drive you to school in the Futon-mobile."

• (Lily) "I'm going over to Dean's."
• (Claudia) "Okay, cool. Before you go, you're going to scrub all the puke out of the back of your grandfather's car."
• (Lily) "But then I'll smell like puke."
• (Claudia) "You know what? I don't give a glis."

• (Sean) "Is that Aunt Marie? Tell her I still have that awful hair that makes me look like a drug dealer."

• (Eddie) "Fortune favors the bold, my friend."
• (Eddie) "Bingo."
• (James "Jimmy" Finnerty) "That's a hospital."
• (Eddie) "And this is an emergency."

• (Lily) "I really am a bad big sister. I'm selfish, I'm needy, I'm a bad listener --"
• (James "Jimmy" Finnerty) "Well --"
• (Lily) "Let me finish."

• (Eddie) "What name do you want on the card?"
• (Sean) "I want my name."
• (Eddie) "No, it says your name is not available."

• (Sean) "Claude, I've got to hand it to you. You were right."
• (Claudia) "Shut up."
• (Sean) "No, no, no, I'm just glad she had that credit card for when she needed it."
• (Claudia) "Shut up."
• (Sean) "Oh I'm just so happy my little baby is okay. That's all that matters."
• (Claudia) "It's now time for you to SHUT UP."

• (Eddie) "Maybe I'll stop by tomorrow. Maybe not."
• (Claudia) "Tomorrow I'm changing the locks."
• (Sean) "Again?"

• (Eddie) "What are you doing?"
• (Sean) "Fixing the car."

• (Sean) "Ooh, an armoire."
• (Claudia) "That's what they call it."
• (Sean) "Oh, then we should buy this "armoire"' and put it in the "boudoir" next to the "toilette". Ooh-la-la."

• (Claudia) "You were ambushed by elves?"
• (Sean) "Yeah, yeah. Santa's elves. The fat bastard sicked them on me."
• (Claudia) "But your dad is Santa."
• (Sean) "Yeah, and he's a fat bastard."

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