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Grosse Pointe (TV series) Quotes

Grosse Pointe is a Comedy that debuted in 2000 on The WB. Grosse Pointe ended in 2001.

Grosse Pointe lasted 1 seasons and 17 episodes. It features Mark Mothersbaugh as composer. Grosse Pointe is created by Darren Star.

Grosse Pointe is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Grosse Pointe is 30 minutes long. Grosse Pointe is produced by Darren Star.

Grosse Pointe Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "He's not even that cute. And those tattoos are totally henna."
  • (Unnamed) "How much do you think I can get for Hunter's lingerie?"
  • (Unnamed) "Washed or unwashed? They pay double if it comes straight from the star."
  • (Unnamed) "I bet they're not making Dawson's Creek go supernatural for Halloween."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, they are -- Dawson's going to hell to save Joey's soul."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow, are all your bras this thick?"
  • (Unnamed) "Man, what a bitchen dude."
  • (Unnamed) "They would never fire me, I'm the star of this show. I am this show."
  • (Unnamed) "I feel so nervous. Do you guys have any tips?"
  • (Unnamed) "Try to look thinner."
  • (Unnamed) "You're so generous and -- nice."
  • (Unnamed) "You know I tell myself that all the time but it sounds so much better when someone else says it."
  • (Unnamed) "Hunter, you're like, the best girlfriend in the world."
  • (Unnamed) "Some fresh meat will be nice after that dried up beef jerky that calls herself Hunter."
  • (Unnamed) "Man, your cousin is so hot."
  • (Unnamed) "I know."
  • (Unnamed) "I can hardly look at her without sporting wood."
  • (Unnamed) "Why are you so irritable?"
  • (Unnamed) "You try playing"
  • (Unnamed) "Becky every day."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm doing a TV star and plus, I'm still on her payroll."
  • (Unnamed) "I think Johnny's really in love. Either that or he's got a surfboard in his shorts."
  • (Unnamed) "No matter how much America despises you I won't let it affect my feelings for you."
  • (Unnamed) "I wouldn't go around here bragging about how much time you spend on these scripts, cause guess what? They suck."
  • (Unnamed) "I should try yelling at people more often."
  • (Unnamed) "You think this is good, try having an orgasm."
  • (Unnamed) "Hunter. Hunter."
  • (Unnamed) "Bite me."
  • (Unnamed) "I talked to my brother, he says he's going to fix the game."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on, it was a mistake."
  • (Unnamed) "Vietnam was a mistake. Zoe, Jack, Duncan, and Jane was a mistake. Having a pinball drop out of my ass is not a mistake."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you sure this is a good place to meet guys? You can't even have a conversation."
  • (Unnamed) "Who needs to hear them talk if they're cute?"
  • (Unnamed) "There's no way I'm spending more money on my car than my parent's spend on their house."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, check out how golden and downy these hairs are getting around my navel."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow."
  • (Unnamed) "They're kind of soft like chest hair, but sexy like pubic hairs"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, what do you call this anyway?"
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know. Like, chesty-pubey-tummy hair?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Kristin Davis. Man, I'd like to have sex in her city."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm too famous to have an orgasm."
  • (Unnamed) "You Hefty bag of trash."
  • (Unnamed) "I blame this on Sarah Michelle Gellar. If Buffy weren't such a hit, this never would've happened."
  • (Unnamed) "There's no way I'm going out with a he."
  • (Unnamed) "Today she's squeezing his zits, tomorrow who knows what she'll be squeezing."
  • (Unnamed) "Smellrose place. Season number two."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't take it personally. She hates everyone. Even me, and I'm her best friend."
  • (Unnamed) "You are so great on the show -- even if the fans don't agree."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm in love. Hunter now I finally understand how you met Trent Reznor and got engaged within 24 hours."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, but he went platinum -- twice."
  • (Unnamed) "It's a thin line between love and hate. It's called angry sex."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm so depressed. I need to buy shoes."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, you need to buy something but they don't sell it at a shoe store."
  • (Unnamed) "I swear I have never, ever had herpes on my lip."
  • (Unnamed) "I release my obsession with Johnny. I release my obsession with Johnny."
  • (Unnamed) "Glad your crotch is feeling better."
  • (Unnamed) "He says he's going to start a whole gay chapter for Johnny Bishop. Just look what they've done for Keanu Reeves."
  • (Unnamed) "Every time I kiss you I think I deserve an Emmy."
  • (Unnamed) "And every time I kiss you I think why can't I kiss a girl with breasts."

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