Graveyard Shift (SpongeBob SquarePants) Quotes

Graveyard Shift (SpongeBob SquarePants) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Graveyard Shift ended its run in 1970.

The cast includes: Rodger Bumpass as Squidward, Tom Kenny as SpongeBob, Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs, and Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star.

Graveyard Shift (SpongeBob SquarePants) Quotes

Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants

• (Tom Kenny) "Squidward smells. Hmm, This one's not finished."
• (Tom Kenny) "Squidward smells good."

• (Tom Kenny) "I am just so touched that you would go to the trouble to dress up as a ghostly fry-cook and stand on the other side of the street just to entertain me. You must really like me."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "Spongebob, there are two problems with your theory. One, I hate you. And two, how can that be me when I'm standing right here?"

• (Tom Kenny) "Isn't this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours. And then the sun'll come up, and it'll be tomorrow, and we'll still be working. It'll be just like a sleepover. Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease."

• (Tom Kenny) "Hey, that's my teacher, Mrs. Puff."
• (Clancy Brown) "Mrs. Puff? Aw, she's married."
• (Tom Kenny) "Oh, no, Mr. Krabs. She's single."
• (Clancy Brown) "Then what happened to Mr. Puff?"
• (Tom Kenny) "She doesn't like to talk about it."

• (Tom Kenny) "Psst, Squidward, I'm working in the kitchen -- at night. Hey Squidward, guess what? I'm chopping lettuce -- at night. Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom -- at night. OW I burned my hand --. at night."

Rodger Bumpass as Squidward

• (Rodger Bumpass) "You mean you've never heard the story of the -- hash-slinging slasher?"
• (Tom Kenny) "The slash-bringing hasher?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "The hash-slinging slasher."
• (Tom Kenny) "The sash wringing -- the trash thinging -- mash flinging -- the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the --"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "Yes. The hash-slinging slasher."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "SpongeBob, no matter what I've said, I've always sorta liked you."
• (Tom Kenny) "Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "What?"

• (Rodger Bumpass) "And then, one night, while he was cutting the patties, it happened."
• (Tom Kenny) "He forget the secret sauce?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "No."
• (Tom Kenny) "He didn't wash his hands?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "No."
• (Tom Kenny) "Irregular portions?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "NO. He cut off his own hand by mistake."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hash-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier. And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened --"
• (Tom Kenny) "He forgot the secret sauce?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "No."
• (Tom Kenny) "He didn't wash his hands?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "No."
• (Tom Kenny) "Irregular portions?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "NO. He cut off his own hand. By mistake."
• (Tom Kenny) "You mean like this?"
• (Tom Kenny) "Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "Except he wasn't a sponge."
• (Tom Kenny) "So?"
• (Rodger Bumpass) "So it didn't grow back."
• (Tom Kenny) "OH NO."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "And he replaced his hand -- with a rusty spatula. And then -- he got hit by a bus. And, as funeral, they fired him. So now -- every -- What day is it?"
• (Tom Kenny) "Tuesday."
• (Rodger Bumpass) "Tuesday night. His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance."

• (Rodger Bumpass) "Wait. If that was you on the phone, and you on the bus -- then who was flickering the lights?"
• (Tom Kenny) "Nosferatu."

Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs

• (Clancy Brown) "Take that pile of filth out with ya."
• (Tom Kenny) "Mr. Krabs. You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that."

• (Clancy Brown) "Cheer up? How can I cheer up when you're spendin' all me hard-earned money?"

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