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Goon (film) Quotes

Goon (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Goon ended its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Don Carmody; David Gross (producer) * Jesse Shapira * André Rouleau * Jay Baruchel * Ian Dimerman as producer, Ramachandra Borcar in charge of musical score, and Bobby Shore as head of cinematography.

Goon (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Goon (film) is 92 minutes long. Goon (film) is distributed by Alliance Films.

The cast includes: Richard Clarkin as Gord Ogilvey, Ricky Mabe as John Stevenson, Seann William Scott as Doug Glatt, Curt Keilback as Rod McCaudry, Jonathan Cherry as Marco, Ricky Mabe as Evgeni, Liev Schreiber as Ross Rhea, Kim Coates as Rollie Hortense, Alison Pill as Eva, Kim Coates as Ronnie Hortense, Georges Laraque as Huntington, Eugene Levy as Dr. Glatt, David Paetkau as Ira, Eugene Levy as Mrs. Glatt, and Marc-André Grondin as Xavier LaFlamme.

Goon (film) Quotes

Liev Schreiber as Ross Rhea

  • (Liev Schreiber) "So Huntsie I was wondering. How long does it take you to get your hair like that?"
  • (Georges Laraque) "About four hours."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "It's nice. Somebody thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids, but I like it."
  • (Georges Laraque) "f*** you."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "Ooh. Look at that face p***** that rookie gave you. Come on."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "Kid, you got this thing. The stuff. The s***. The f***in' grit, you got it, like me. But like me, that's all you f***in' got. And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. All I'm saying is don't go trying to be a hockey player. You'll get your f***in' heart ripped out."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "Don't go trying to be a hockey player."
  • (Seann William Scott) "But I am a hockey player, sir."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "You're a f***ing goon."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "You have my respect. Whatever that means to you, you got it. But, know this s*** hard. If ever there comes a time when it gets down to the marrow, and it's you and me. Kid, I will lay you the f*** out."
  • (Liev Schreiber) "Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting."

Alison Pill as Eva

  • (Alison Pill) "Hello?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Eva? Hey. This is Doug Glatt. Your number is so similar to my friend's number. I didn't know which was which, so I didn't wanna call my friend and then bother you. I was just checking. Simply checking the numbers out. Hey listen, I'm at the bar with my team. I think some of your friends are gonna come. I don't know if you wanna, like, you know, join us?"
  • (Alison Pill) "Actually, I've been trying to cut my drinking down. Trying to be a good girl. Trying."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Well you know, uh, maybe you and I could hang out sometime. You know, get coffee?"
  • (Alison Pill) "Um, sure."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Great. I don't drink coffee, but I like Gatorade. And I like power drinks and water."
  • (Alison Pill) "Awesome."
  • (Seann William Scott) "It doesn't even matter if I'm thirsty or not. If I could just see you."
  • (Alison Pill) "That sounds cool."
  • (Alison Pill) "I did it. I broke up with him."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Holy s***."
  • (Alison Pill) "I don't even know what the f*** I'm --"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Hey, come on. From what I saw from him he seemed like a really nice guy."
  • (Alison Pill) "I'm just not in love with him."
  • (Seann William Scott) "You're not?"
  • (Alison Pill) "No. You. You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys."
  • (Seann William Scott) "That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me."
  • (Alison Pill) "You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys."
  • (Seann William Scott) "That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me."
  • (Alison Pill) "I can't really talk right now. That's why I was texting you."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. So you saw my headbutt, huh?"
  • (Alison Pill) "Yeah, you f***ed him up."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Are you at the library?"
  • (Alison Pill) "No, um. My boyfriend got home a few days ago."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Why did you text me then?"
  • (Alison Pill) "I dig talking to you. And now I'm thinking about you. And sometimes I sleep with that Angus the Highlander doll."
  • (Seann William Scott) "There's nothing weird about that. It's official."
  • (Alison Pill) "Yeah, Doug. I know. f***. I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Well, I mean, all we did was make out."
  • (Alison Pill) "I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. That doesn't bother you?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "The truth is, I just -- I have a really huge crush on you."
  • (Alison Pill) "I gotta go, Doug."
  • (Alison Pill) "I'm here. I'm proud of you. I'm thinking of you."
  • (Alison Pill) "Nice one, Dougie. 69. Doug. 69. Yeah."

Kim Coates as Ronnie Hortense

  • (Kim Coates) "Boys."
  • (Marc-André Grondin) "Coach."
  • (Kim Coates) "Well, one of you has really been impressing me with your play lately, and one of you hasn't. Either one of you wanna venture to guess as to who's who?"
  • (Kim Coates) "Ok, well, LaFlamme I'm ripping that "A" off your jersey. You don't deserve it unless the "A" stands for asshole, which is the way you've been playing. Glatt, you're promoted. Assistant captain. Good on ya, keep up the good work. There's the game puck. I'm proud of you."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Thanks, coach."
  • (Kim Coates) "Xavier, you can take this the right way or the wrong way, son. Ladies' choice."
  • (Kim Coates) "It's time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock. And when I say, you get over there. Stand in front of that box and wait for that ugly bugger."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yes, sir."
  • (Kim Coates) "Do exactly what I say."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yes, sir. Of course."
  • (Kim Coates) "Exactly what I say. You got it? Nothing else."
  • (Kim Coates) "You feel the f***ing energy in this building? Make sure you take that f***ing energy onto the ice. Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme for the entire game. You, Gord, LaFlamme, you're starting. Boys. We're in this f***ing thing. Now let's play like we're supposed to be here."
  • (Kim Coates) "It's just too bad those are your teammates that you f***ed up out there."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Oh, I'm sorry sir."
  • (Kim Coates) "Of course, on the bright side, those are your teammates that you f***ed up out there. What do you say son, you wanna be an Assassin?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yes, yes."
  • (Kim Coates) "What number you wanna wear?"
  • (Ryan) "69. Take the number 69, It's hilarious."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Is that number taken?"
  • (Kim Coates) "And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow. 6 AM, bag skate pussies. I wanna see every single one of you work your f***ing asses off until you puke your guts out. This is not f***ing Baseball. Do you wanna make the playoffs or not? god****it."

Seann William Scott as Doug Glatt

  • (Seann William Scott) "I think I nailed him."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Man, I'm wasted. Eva, I really like your name."
  • (Alison Pill) "Yes, sir. It's a great name. Like the Bible just with a bit more, kind of, mustard on it."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I think it's a pretty name. Like your face. You got a pretty name and a pretty face."
  • (Alison Pill) "Aw, you're very nice to me."
  • (Alison Pill) "f*** it. Doug, I dig hockey players. The s***, the violence, the beer, all of it. I f***ing love it."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Sad."
  • (Alison Pill) "Wanna get out of here?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yes, please."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Hey; what happened? Did you just watch Rudy?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Where is LaFlamme?"
  • (Richard Clarkin) "Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking lot."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I wanted to give this to mom and dad, actually."
  • (Eugene Levy) "Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby."
  • (Seann William Scott) "It's not a hobby. It's my job, mom. I'm a hockey player."
  • (Eugene Levy) "Have you thought at all to the head injuries that come with playing such a violent sport? The concussions?"
  • (Eugene Levy) "How long do you think you can do this?"
  • (David Paetkau) "Mom."
  • (Eugene Levy) "It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years."
  • (Seann William Scott) "No it isn't."
  • (Eugene Levy) "You can do anything except punch people, okay?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "No I couldn't."
  • (Eugene Levy) "You can teach."
  • (Seann William Scott) "No, I can't. Okay? I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid."
  • (David Paetkau) "Doug, you're not that stupid."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I am. I'm stupid."
  • (Seann William Scott) "You're gay. I'm stupid and he's gay. Stupid. Gay. You have one stupid son and you've got a gay son. For once in my life I'm actually a part of something. I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "security" on it. Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it. Not, for whatever reason, you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong and I can protect people. That's who I am. That's what I do. And you should be proud of me."
  • (Oldfield) "You want a f***ing piece of me?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Hi."
  • (Oldfield) "You f***ing p*****. I'm gonna f*** you up, Glatt. f*** you. You f***ing take it, you motherf***er. You f***ing bitch."
  • (Kim Coates) "What are you doing? f***ing hit him."
  • (O'Sullivan) "Hi there, I was wondering if you like hot dogs."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yes, I like hot dogs."
  • (O'Sullivan) "Great."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Um, but I prefer corn dogs because you don't need a bun for it. Because the bun is all around it and you can eat it from a stick."
  • (O'Sullivan) "You like hot dogs 'cause you like cocks in your mouth, son."
  • (Ryan) "You motherf***er."
  • (O'Sullivan) "Sully from Worcester, bitches."
  • (Ryan) "Dammit. f*** you, Gus and Brian. You motherf***ers. You're supposed to screen this s***."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. You know, if they need me to bleed, then I'll bleed for my team."
  • (Seann William Scott) "You're so pretty. You're so beautiful. I'm sorry, I keep saying that. I'm sorry."
  • (Alison Pill) "It's fine. I think it's cute. Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful?"
  • (Alison Pill) "This is me."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I like you, though."
  • (Alison Pill) "You do, eh?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yes, ma'am."
  • (Alison Pill) "Eva likes Doug. Eva likes you."
  • (Seann William Scott) "What does Eva think about kissing?"
  • (Alison Pill) "Which type?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "French?"
  • (Alison Pill) "Oh f***."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Um. Hey, uh, what do you think about me calling you sometime?"
  • (Alison Pill) "I don't know whether that's the best idea. This s***."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Why don't you give me your number and I promise that I'll never call you."
  • (Alison Pill) "Okay."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I'm stupid, he's gay -- we're stupidgay."

Curt Keilback as Rod McCaudry

  • (Curt Keilback) "Are you there Doug? It's me Margaret."
  • (Curt Keilback) "That's the first win in a month. I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady. It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time."
  • (Curt Keilback) "Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis' -- and the puck drops."

Richard Clarkin as Gord Ogilvey

  • (Richard Clarkin) "Alright boys, listen up. We're sill in this thing. We just need a quick one."
  • (Ricky Mabe) "Listen up Cash."
  • (Richard Clarkin) "We gotta work harder than them, okay?"
  • (Ricky Mabe) "Harder than them, guys."
  • (Richard Clarkin) "You know what's hard work? Going through a divorce, she's trying to get all my money now. She can have half of it, I don't give a s***. The other half, hard work, mine. Some guys on their team are f***in' divorced. Three guys there, who's f***in' marriages are in the f***in' toilet."
  • (Ricky Mabe) "We're playing divorced guys."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Yeah."
  • (Richard Clarkin) "We gotta be f***in' triceps, biceps, arceps hard."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Hard."
  • (Richard Clarkin) "Greek f***in' underground gay porn hard."
  • (Ricky Mabe) "We're all Adonis's"
  • (Richard Clarkin) "Highlanders, gay porn hard."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Gay porn hard."

David Paetkau as Ira

  • (Ryan) "Did you fall off a toilet paper roll? Do you pee rainbows? Do you fart cinnamon?"
  • (David Paetkau) "Don't ruin this for Doug, man."
  • (Ryan) "Does a rainbow come out of your nipples?"

Ricky Mabe as John Stevenson

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Jonathan Cherry as Marco

  • (Jonathan Cherry) "Two rules, man: Stay away from my f***in' percocets and do you have any f***ing percocets, man?"

Marc-André Grondin as Xavier LaFlamme

  • (Marc-André Grondin) "You don't know s*** about hockey you f***ing bulimic Don Cherry."
  • (Ryan) "You spat in my face."
  • (Seann William Scott) "What the hell?"
  • (Ryan) "He started it."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Come on, you're spitting everywhere."
  • (Marc-André Grondin) "Your friend is f***ing sick."
  • (Ryan) "Oh yeah says the f***ing Frenchman. You people live like animals."
  • (Seann William Scott) "I hate spit. I hate it."
  • (Marc-André Grondin) "f*** you."

Eugene Levy as Dr. Glatt

  • (Eugene Levy) "They call you Thug, for Christ's sake. It might as well say "security" on the back of your sweater. Excuse me."
  • (David Paetkau) "Doug, I am proud of you."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Thanks, buddy."
  • (David Paetkau) "Okay? But I'm gonna go with mom and dad. They've got my passport."

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