Goodbye Iowa Quotes

Goodbye Iowa is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Goodbye Iowa ended in 1970.

Goodbye Iowa Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Must we have the noise? My head is splitting."
• (Unnamed) "Well, look who's Cranky Bear in the morning."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I can't imagine why I didn't sleep well in my beach ball."
• (Unnamed) "Every time you moved, it made squeaky noises. It was irritating."
• (Unnamed) "Really? I'm surprised you could hear it over your Wagnerian snoring."
• (Unnamed) "OK, you guys, could we not, please? Everything's screwed up enough without you two doing scenes from my parents' marriage."

• (Unnamed) "I'm a kinematically redundant, bio-mechanical demonoid designed by Maggie Walsh. She called me Adam, and I called her Mother."
• (Unnamed) "Adam, Maggie would want you to stand down."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, but I seem to have a design flaw. In addition to organic material, I'm equipped with GP2D11 infrared detectors, a harmonic decelerator, plus DC servo."
• (Unnamed) "She pieced you together from parts of other demons."
• (Unnamed) "And man, and machine. Which tells me what I am but not "who" I am."

• (Unnamed) "What did you expect Spike? A welcome party? Word's out you've been making war on the demon world."
• (Unnamed) "War?"
• (Unnamed) "With the Slayer. You kill other demons, and the rest of us don't hold with that. Still -- if I see you around here again, I'll be inclined to break that code."

• (Unnamed) "That would never happen."
• (Unnamed) "Well, no Buff, that's why they call them cartoons, not documentaries."

• (Unnamed) "Gotta hand it to you, Goldilocks, you do have a bleedin' tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Frolopse's demon that's got better instincts than you."

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