Good Luck Chuck Quotes

Good Luck Chuck is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Good Luck Chuck ended in 1970.

It features Mike Karz as producer, Aaron Zigman in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

Good Luck Chuck is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Good Luck Chuck is 99 minutes long. Good Luck Chuck is distributed by Lionsgate.

The cast includes: Jessica Alba as Cam Wexler, Lonny Ross as Joe, Dane Cook as Charlie, Dan Fogler as Stu, Chelan Simmons as Carol, and Jodie Stewart as Eleanor Skipple.

Good Luck Chuck Quotes

Dane Cook as Charlie

• (Dane Cook) "Oh God. Oh my God, Carol."
• (Chelan Simmons) "I love you."
• (Dane Cook) "Okay."
• (Chelan Simmons) "I love you."
• (Dane Cook) "Ohh, that's nice."
• (Chelan Simmons) ""That's nice?" I'm licking the sand off your balls and all you can say is "That's nice?""

• (Dane Cook) "It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it?"
• (Dan Fogler) "Easy. Lie. What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies."

• (Dane Cook) "I have to set her free. Let nature take it's course. If you love something, set it free, right?"
• (Dan Fogler) "I think Cam is really going to respond to the new gay you, Chuck."

• (Dirty Talker) "It's really good. f*** me. f*** me harder. Oh, yeah. f*** me. f*** me."
• (Dane Cook) "I'm f***ing."
• (Dirty Talker) "f*** me, you cocksucking, cum-guzzling s***head. Split my p***** in two. You motherf***ing asshole."
• (Dirty Talker) "Is something wrong?"

• (Woman in Car) "Do you want top or bottom?"
• (Dane Cook) "Put that back in your secret boobie place."

• (Dane Cook) "Stu, I've lost the most special person in my life. I have to break this spell."
• (Dan Fogler) "You haven't lost me, dude. I'm here for you always."
• (Dane Cook) "Just drive the f***ing car."

• (Dane Cook) "I don't want to take advantage of you."
• (Woman in Car) "Aww. Look, don't take this so seriously. I'm not. I'm doing this on a lark. And you won't be taking advantage of me. Do you know how many loser boyfriends I have had? Do you know how many times I have given myself, body, mind, soul, hoping this was it, this was the one, only to find out he was just another asshole? Look, if there is even a chance, and I mean a.0001% chance that you're the key, that being with you could open the door to something better, well, I think I'd be taking advantage of you."
• (Dane Cook) "Do you want to have sex before or after dinner?"
• (Woman in Car) "Actually I have dinner plans."

• (Dane Cook) "My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy. I've never said this to anybody before in my whole life. Cam -- I love you. I love you, Cam."

• (Dane Cook) "I just don't think the L-word should be thrown around."
• (Chelan Simmons) "The L-word? What are you, eight? Try the F-word and the U-word."

• (Dane Cook) "Stu, Cam. Cam, Stu"
• (Dan Fogler) "It's actually Doctor Stu. I'm a reconstructive surgeon. If anyone has an accident or was born with a deformity, I'm there to help."
• (Dane Cook) "And by "deformity" he means small breasts."
• (Dan Fogler) "He's just jealous because he has to clean plaque all day long while I'm out making the world a better place."

• (Magazine Lover) "Oh my god. Yeah. f*** me. Holy f***."
• (Dane Cook) "I know."
• (Magazine Lover) "That's it. That's definelitly it. That'll be my wedding dress, what do you think?"

• (Dane Cook) "Megan, I swear I know you from someplace."
• (Megan Gilles) "We went to high school together."
• (Dane Cook) "Megan -- What's your last name?"
• (Megan Gilles) "Gilles."
• (Dane Cook) "Gilles. I knew a Matthew Gilles. God, you do look like him. Is that your brother?"
• (Megan Gilles) "Actually that was me before the operation."

• (Dane Cook) "I'm a doctor."
• (Dan Fogler) "He's a heart surgeon. You're a dentist. It's like saying General Patton and Colonel Mustard are both military men."

• (Dane Cook) "Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

• (Dane Cook) "It's not that satisfying."
• (Dan Fogler) "I'll tell you not satisfying. Last night I masturbated into a grapefruit. I put it into a microwave and heated it up a little bit, which helped, but -- still."

• (Dane Cook) "What's sex without love?"
• (Dan Fogler) "Sex. It's still sex."

Jessica Alba as Cam Wexler

• (Jessica Alba) "Why do you want to take me out to dinner?"
• (Dane Cook) "You look hungry."

• (Jessica Alba) "s***. s*** s*** s*** -- pardon my French."
• (Dane Cook) "I speak a little French and that sounded like "s***.""

• (Jessica Alba) "Why teeth?"
• (Dane Cook) "Same reason as every other dentist. Couldn't get into med school."
• (Jessica Alba) "That's funny."
• (Dane Cook) "My parents didn't think so."

• (Jessica Alba) "I wanna be part of someone's life not all of it."
• (Lonny Ross) "Have you taken a look at your bedroom lately?"
• (Lonny Ross) "If you love something, sometimes you just wanna be surrounded by it."

• (Jessica Alba) "When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates."
• (Dane Cook) "It's kind of like an engagement ring."

Jodie Stewart as Eleanor Skipple

• (Jodie Stewart) "I'm going to f*** you till you die."

Dan Fogler as Stu

• (Dan Fogler) "What is it that all women want? To get married, raise crib midgets."

• (Dan Fogler) "You remember Lara? Lara stepped out of heaven; and into my office to correct a "condition." She's got polymastia. Has more than two boobs. Isn't that perfect for me?"

• (Dan Fogler) "Chuck, take a look around man. I mean, I can give you tits. You want tits?"

• (Dan Fogler) "I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit."

• (Dan Fogler) "If you were a hamburger at McDonald's, I'd name you my McBeautiful Titty Sandwich with titties on top."

• (Dan Fogler) "I jerk off to her mammograms."

Lonny Ross as Joe

• (Lonny Ross) "Nietzsche. I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts."

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