Good Cop Bad Dog Quotes

Good Cop Bad Dog is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Good Cop Bad Dog stopped airing in 1970.

Good Cop Bad Dog Quotes

• (Phil Dunphy) "You poked the bear, girls. You poked him."

• (Phil Dunphy) "Note to Claire: if you want family drama, rent Spy Kids. They save their parents. You think they could have done that if they got yelled at?"

• (Guillermo) "Last year, 4 billion dollars was spent on dog training."
• (Jay Pritchett) "That's not true."
• (Guillermo) "I know; I was just as surprised as you are."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Yeah; you were surprised because it's not true."
• (Guillermo) "So what is this multi-billion dollar industry missing?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "Multi-billion dollars."

• (Unnamed) "Claire, they said we need to be at least 13 to ride the fast ones."
• (Claire Dunphy) "They're 13. It's fine."
• (Unnamed) "This is confusing. At movie theatres, she says I'm 11."

• (Mitchell Pritchett) "We had great tickets for Lady Gaga. I was looking forward to this concert for weeks. It's the one gay stereotype I allow myself."

• (Phil Dunphy) "But I was going to take Luke and Manny go-karting for their good report cards."
• (Claire Dunphy) "What was good about Luke's report card?"
• (Phil Dunphy) "-- He didn't lose it."

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