Glitter (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Glitter (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Glitter ended in 1970.

Glitter (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Oh my God, you're not even pregnant yet."
• (Lily Aldrin) "What is that supposed to mean?"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "It means that a fertilized egg has not yet attached itself to the lining of your uterine wall. You see? I read your Facebook updates. It's like, it's all you ever talk about Lily, and I'm sick of it."
• (Lily Aldrin) "Well guess what, I got some good news. When that baby comes, you don't have to see it. In fact, you don't have to see me, this whole friendship thing? Done."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "Oh, you're wearing a flower."
• (Barney Stinson) "Thank You."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "I didn't compliment, just observed."

• (Barney Stinson) "SCIENCE. There is an 83% correlation between the times men wear boutonnieres and the times they get laid. Think about it, proms, weddings, grandmas funerals -- Thanks for the redhead Nana. The everyday boutonniere, by Stinson."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Aaaand nope."

• (Barney Stinson) "Space? Teens? Is this a porno?"

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Look, I hate most babies, but your baby; I'm going to love that kid so much. I'm going to pick it up and everything."

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