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Glen or Glenda Quotes

Glen or Glenda is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Glen or Glenda completed its run in 1970.

It features George Weiss (producer) as producer, William Lava in charge of musical score, and William C. Thompson (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Glen or Glenda is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Glen or Glenda is 65 minutes, and 71 minutes long. Glen or Glenda is distributed by Screen Classics.

The cast includes: Bela Lugosi as Scientist, Timothy Farrell as Narrator, Timothy Farrell as Dr. Alton, Lyle Talbot as Inspector Warren, Ed Wood as Glen, and Charlie Crafts as Johnny.

Glen or Glenda Quotes

Charlie Crafts as Johnny

  • (Charlie Crafts) "Our whole existence is one big problem after another."

Bela Lugosi as Scientist

  • (Bela Lugosi) "Pull the string. Pull the string."
  • (Bela Lugosi) "No one can really tell the story. Mistakes are made. But there is no mistaking the thoughts in a man's mind. The story is begun."
  • (Bela Lugosi) "People -- all going somewhere -- all with their own thoughts -- their own ideas -- all with their own personalities."
  • (Bela Lugosi) "Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware."

Timothy Farrell as Narrator

  • (Timothy Farrell) "Give this man satin undies, a dress, a sweater and a skirt, or even the lounging outfit he has on, and he's the happiest individual in the world. He can work better, think better, he can play better, and he can be more of a credit to his community and his government because he is happy."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "When modern woman's day of work is done,that which is designed for her comfort IS comfort. Hats that give no obstruction to the bloodflow, hats that do not crush the hair. Interesting thought, isn't it?"
  • (Timothy Farrell) "Female has the fluff and the finery, as specified by those who design and sell. Little Miss Female, you should feel quite proud of the situation. You of course realise it's predominantly men who design your clothes, your jewelry, your makeup, your hair styling, your perfume. But life, even thought it's changes are slow, moves on."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "You're referring to the suicide of the transvestite?"
  • (Lyle Talbot) "If that's the word you men of medical science use for a man who wears women's clothing, yes."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "Would you be surprised to know that this rough, tough individual is wearing pink satin undies under his rough exterior clothing? He is. Then there is your friend the milkman who -- who knows how to find comfort at home."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "Therefore two entirely different cases, handled in two entirely different ways have a happy ending."
  • (Lyle Talbot) "Yeah, those two. But what of the hundreds of other less fortunate Glens, the world over?"
  • (Bela Lugosi) "Yes. But what of the others, less fortunate Glens, the world over? Oh, snips and snails and puppy dog tails."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "Then there was the time Barbara was wearing the sweater Glen had always wanted to feel on his own body."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "The world is a strange place to live in. All those cars. All going someplace. All carrying humans, which are carrying out their lives."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "Glen did wear the dress to the Halloween party. He even took first prize. Then, one day -- it wasn't Halloween any longer."

Ed Wood as Glen

  • (Ed Wood) "My mind is in a muddle. Like -- thick fog. I can't make sense to myself sometimes."

Lyle Talbot as Inspector Warren

  • (Lyle Talbot) "I'd like to hear the story to the fullest."
  • (Timothy Farrell) "Only the infinity of the depths of a man's mind can really tell the story."

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