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Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona Quotes

Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona ended in 1970.

It features Naftali Alter as producer, Naftali Alter in charge of musical score, and Yaakov Kelah as head of cinematography.

Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona is recorded in Hebrew language and originally aired in Israel. Each episode of Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona is 92 minutes long.

The cast includes: Shifra Hasson as Mr. Hasson.

Giv'at Halfon Eina Ona Quotes

Shifra Hasson as Mr. Hasson

  • (Shifra Hasson) "Are you Yusipun?"
  • (Yusipun) "Me, me."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "I was sent to join you at the kitchen."
  • (Yusipun) "As what?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "In charge of shakshuka, what "as what"?"
  • (Yusipun) "In the meantime take command over the tomato as CSO."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "What's CSO?"
  • (Yusipun) "Chief Salad Officer."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "I was CSO while you were IYMB, pal."
  • (Yusipun) "What's IYMB?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "In Your Mom's Belly. Now I am CKOWGOTYACOTT."
  • (Yusipun) "What's that?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "What's that? Chief Kitchen Officer Who Gives Orders To Yossifon And Comes Only To Taste, how's that?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "No bears, and no Diesel. Biesel at most"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "This guy, son of his mother, sold me two acres in front of the Herzlia beach."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "What's wrong with two acres in front of the Herzlia beach, daddy?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Bad. Bad. He sold them to me on the sea side. I sailed for a day in a glass bottom boat to see the place. He swindled me good."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "You can build a young fish's housing project"
  • (Colonel Bondi) "Mr. Hasson, what do you do if the Egyptians come toward the outpost?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "What we did in '56."
  • (Colonel Bondi) "What -- what did you do in '56?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "What kind of question is that? What we did in '48. Nothing is better than that. Definitely."
  • (Colonel Bondi) "And what did you do in '48?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Thirty years ago -- who can remember that?"
  • (St. Sgt. Moked) "It's just that I was thinking more in Yaeli's direction."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Why don't you think more in the door's direction before I slap you in the cheek's direction?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Would you please leave the premises?"
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "With no jacket, no tie, and no debt; I will ask you to leave."
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "What are you talking about? I'm in the army, no?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "You are in the regional council of Victoria."
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "I don't want to leave. What do you mean? I'm in the army. I want to eat."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Sergio."
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "Victor."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Yossifon."
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "Yossifon? Oh. Go to hell --."
  • (St. Sgt. Moked) "Mr. Hasson, I've come to talk to you about the daughter of your hand."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "The hand is All right. To talk to you about the other parts, I'd have to change into a suit."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Shifra, do you remember when we wrote to the "Default Couple" dating service?"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "No."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Never mind. They sent a soldier groom. He's sitting in the living room waiting for you as we speak."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "But there's no one in the living room, dad."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "It doesn't matter, just get dressed, put something nice on, don't let him see your face, and when you come in, you're as silent as a mute fish."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "An hour. An hour that I'm looking for the sea. Couldn't they put a sign; "sea"?"
  • (Colonel Bondi) "Throw a grenade. Throw a grenade, you degenerate."
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "On whom?"
  • (Colonel Bondi) "On the Egyptians."
  • (Sergio Konstanza) "Ah -- vive Israel, bravo for IDF."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Get up, get up, you fool, watch how to throw grenade --"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Watch carefully, first you pull the safety-catch entirely -- with force, you use force, pull out the safety-catch --"
  • (Shifra Hasson) "Now you take -- how much to count?"
  • (Colonel Bondi) "Three seconds, quickly."
  • (Shifra Hasson) "In '48 we counted more -- where did everybody disappear?"
  • (Colonel Bondi) "The mess must be stopped."

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