Girl Walks into a Bar Quotes

Girl Walks into a Bar is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Girl Walks into a Bar ended in 1970.

It features Steve Bing as producer, Grant Lee Phillips in charge of musical score, and Cale Finot as head of cinematography.

Girl Walks into a Bar is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Girl Walks into a Bar is 80 minutes long. Girl Walks into a Bar is distributed by YouTube.

The cast includes: Aaron Tveit as Henry, Rosario Dawson as June, Carla Gugino as Francine Driver, Zachary Quinto as Nick, Alexis Bledel as Kim, Emmanuelle Chriqui as Teresa, and Josh Hartnett as Sam Salazar.

Girl Walks into a Bar Quotes

Rosario Dawson as June

• (Rosario Dawson) "Is it true that Mexican men love cunnilingus?"

Emmanuelle Chriqui as Teresa

• (Emmanuelle Chriqui) "All words have double meaning."

Josh Hartnett as Sam Salazar

• (Josh Hartnett) "I hear the words coming out of my mouth and I want to cry. But I can't remember the last time I cried. I make eye contact and nod, when I'm supposed to, spewing out platitudes plausible enough to ward off any argument. But what I really want to say is, "Did I mention you set my heart aflutter and make me feel all funny inside?" Heaven Forbid I go through with it, I'm the kinda guy that always bets on the wrong horse. Me. Samuel Salisar, at your service. They say women forget the physical pain of child birth right after the baby's born, that's how come they can start all over again and have another child. I guess I'm not like a woman at all because I have a crystal clear memory of every heartbreak I've suffered from the age of 9. I was only conversational then. Still I can't help but wonder if this could be a true happy ending. Or one more false hope. It's like a traffic accident, I know I shouldn't look but I cant turn away because in my heart of hearts, wherever that is, I know the answer does not lie within words, but within her eyes. The world is made up of a billion little mysteries, but it's not words that explain them. Of this I'm sure."

• (Josh Hartnett) "You are unique. There are, I'm sure, uncommon things that you are particularly good at. Play to your strong suits, shine. Don't concentrate on things other people have told you you're no good at. Relish the talents you have. And always, always surround yourself with people that appreciate you."

Aaron Tveit as Henry

• (Aaron Tveit) "Hey sorry about that."
• (Carla Gugino) "Oh, no problem."
• (Aaron Tveit) "I'd like to make it up to you."
• (Carla Gugino) "No need. I see you're the kind of guy that takes initiative."
• (Aaron Tveit) "Is that bad?"
• (Carla Gugino) "No, it will serve you well. Don't they card people anymore?"
• (Aaron Tveit) "I'm older than I look."
• (Carla Gugino) "12?"
• (Aaron Tveit) "Cheers. Henry."
• (Carla Gugino) "Francine."
• (Aaron Tveit) "Can I ask you a question Francine?"
• (Carla Gugino) "It depends."
• (Aaron Tveit) "By some miracle of circumstance I happened to look over there and you were lifting your shirt for that guy."
• (Carla Gugino) "Mm, that's not a question."
• (Aaron Tveit) "My question, and call me a hopeless romantic, is about the extraordinary possibility of those being real. Could they be?"
• (Carla Gugino) "You need to grow up. And get a girlfriend."
• (Aaron Tveit) "I have a girlfriend."
• (Carla Gugino) "Where is she?"
• (Aaron Tveit) "Stood me up."
• (Carla Gugino) "Aww, a tale of woe playing on my sympathy. Good luck with that."

• (Aaron Tveit) "You have this -- intangible quality."
• (Carla Gugino) "Try harder."
• (Aaron Tveit) "I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you."
• (Carla Gugino) "That's not bad."
• (Aaron Tveit) "It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste."
• (Carla Gugino) "How about the truth."
• (Aaron Tveit) "The truth is you're not my usual type."
• (Carla Gugino) "What's your usual type?"
• (Aaron Tveit) "Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music."
• (Carla Gugino) "Jesus."
• (Aaron Tveit) "Will you at least consider it?"

• (Aaron Tveit) "You're the kind of woman I bet looks great naked."

• (Aaron Tveit) "You have this -- intangible quality."
• (Carla Gugino) "Try harder."
• (Aaron Tveit) "I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you."
• (Carla Gugino) "That's not bad."
• (Aaron Tveit) "It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste."
• (Carla Gugino) "How about the truth."
• (Aaron Tveit) "The truth is you're not my usual type."
• (Carla Gugino) "What's your usual type?"
• (Aaron Tveit) "Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music."
• (Carla Gugino) "Jesus."
• (Aaron Tveit) "Will you at least consider it?"

• (Aaron Tveit) "You have this -- intangible quality."
• (Carla Gugino) "Try harder."
• (Aaron Tveit) "I'm cursed by the blossoming knowledge of my feminine ideal & she looks suspiciously like you."
• (Carla Gugino) "That's not bad."
• (Aaron Tveit) "It's pretty good, you mean. Not a total waste."
• (Carla Gugino) "How about the truth."
• (Aaron Tveit) "The truth is you're not my usual type."
• (Carla Gugino) "What's your usual type?"
• (Aaron Tveit) "Gaunt, fashionable and dumb, with a big square Appalachian ass and an obsession with country music."
• (Carla Gugino) "Jesus."
• (Aaron Tveit) "Will you at least consider it?"

Carla Gugino as Francine Driver

• (Carla Gugino) "You wanna frisk me?"

Zachary Quinto as Nick

• (Zachary Quinto) "I was under the impression a bar was like a church. A place where a man can be left alone to think in peace."

Alexis Bledel as Kim

• (Alexis Bledel) "Everyone always thinks dying in your sleep is the way to go, but it scares the hell out me. What if you're having a nightmare about being chased by someone or jumping off a cliff and then you have a heart attack and die?"

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