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Ghostbusters II Quotes

Ghostbusters II is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Ghostbusters II ended its run in 1970.

It features Ivan Reitman as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Michael Chapman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Ghostbusters II is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ghostbusters II is 108 minutes long. Ghostbusters II is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Harold Ramis as Egon, Bill Murray as Peter Venkman, Dan Aykroyd as Ray, Ernie Hudson as Winston, Rick Moranis as Louis Tully, Sigourney Weaver as Dana, Peter MacNicol as Janosz, Harris Yulin as Judge Wexler, Annie Potts as Elaine, Kurt Fuller as Hardemeyer, Wilhelm von Homburg as Vigo, and Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz.

Ghostbusters II Quotes

Bill Murray as Peter Venkman

  • (Milton Angland) "I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve."
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, for your sake, I hope you're right."
  • (Bill Murray) "Who told you to stop cutting? Somebody tell you to stop cutting?"
  • (First Cop) "What are you guys doing here?"
  • (Bill Murray) "You tell him to stop cutting?"
  • (First Cop) "Yes, I told him to stop cutting. What are you doing?"
  • (Bill Murray) "What's it look like we're doing here? Why don't you let us work? We let you work."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Hey, take it easy."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "He's been working overtime. I'll tell you why we're here. We're here because some diaper bag downtown's being a jerk and making us work on a Friday night. Am I right, Peter?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Of course you're right, Raymond."
  • (Bill Murray) "Is he right, Ziggy?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Yo."
  • (Bill Murray) "Not so fast, Vigo. Hey, Vigo, yeah, you, the bimbo with the baby. Didn't you know the big-shoulder look is out? You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal. Only a Carpathian, will come back to life now and choose New York. Tasty pick, bonehead. If you had brain one in that "huge" melon on top of your neck, you'd be livin' the sweet life, out in southern California's beautiful San Fernando valley."
  • (Bill Murray) "Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "I think they're more interested in my epididymis."
  • (Bill Murray) "Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Wonder what?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Whether she's naked under that toga. She is French. You know that."
  • (Bill Murray) "Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "When you started introducing me as the old ball and chain, that's when I left."
  • (Prosecutor) "Dr. Venkman, would you please tell the court why you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of 1st Avenue?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, there are so many holes in 1st Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice."
  • (Prosecutor) "So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?"
  • (Bill Murray) "We're the best. We're the beautiful. We're the only Ghostbusters."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "We're back."
  • (Talk Show Producer) "No respected psychic will come on this show. They all think you're a fraud."
  • (Bill Murray) "I am a fraud."
  • (Bill Murray) "So, what happened to Mr. Right? I heard he ditched you and went to Europe."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "He did not ditch me. We had some problems, and he got a very good offer from an orchestra in London and he took it."
  • (Bill Murray) "So he ditched you?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Lenny. Big man."
  • (The Mayor) "The Ghostbusters."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Mr. Mayor?"
  • (The Mayor) "What is this? A slumber party?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, that's why we wanted to see you."
  • (The Mayor) "Listen, I don't want to hear anything about it. You got 2 minutes. Make it good."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, first of all Mr. Mayor, it's a great pleasure to see you again, and you'll be happy to know that 50% of us voted for you in the last election."
  • (The Mayor) "I appreciate that."
  • (Bill Murray) "I'm sorry we have to meet under these circumstances."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnatheric slimeflow of immense proprtions is building up beneath the city."
  • (The Mayor) "Psycho-what?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Psychomagnatheric."
  • (Bill Murray) "Big word, big word."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Negative human emotions that are forming into a vicious ectoplasm with explosive supernormal potential."
  • (The Mayor) "Can somebody speak english here?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Uh yeah. Your honor, what we're trying to say is all of the bad feelings. You know hate, anger and the vibes of the city are turning into this sludge. I didn't believe in it either. But, we just went for a swim in it and end up almost killing each other."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "This is insane. Do we really have to listen to this?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Can't you stop your lips from flapping for 2 little minutes?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Lenny, have you been out on the street lately, do you know weird it is out there? We've taken our own headcount, there seems to be 3 million completely miserable assholes living in the Tri-State area."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Please?"
  • (Bill Murray) "I beg your prdon, 3 million and one."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Hey."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "And what fuggy brain here doesn't realize, that if we don't do something fast this whole place is gonna blow like a frog on a hot plate."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Yeah right."
  • (The Mayor) "What do you want me to do, go on television and tell 3 million people they have to be nice to each other?"
  • (The Mayor) "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's god-given right. Your 2 minutes are up, good night gentlemen."
  • (Bill Murray) "See you next week on "World of the Psychic." Until then, this is Peter Venkman, saying --"
  • (Bill Murray) "Ha ha. See you then."
  • (Bill Murray) "Next week on "World of the Psychic". Hairless cats -- weird."
  • (Bill Murray) "All right, suck in the guts, guys. We're the Ghostbusters."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "No. No, please go. You --"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Who's this wiggler?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "He's yours, Ray. Sic him."
  • (Bill Murray) "I have discuss things with you. Now I --"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Hi, how are you? Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you. Beautiful lab you have here."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Can I tell what I told your friend?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "We're just doing a routine spook check."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Eh, Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here."
  • (Bill Murray) "Yeah, we know that, Johnny."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "So why are you came?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, we got a report there was a major creep in the area. We checked our list and you were right there at the top. Johnny, where the hell are you from anyway?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "The Upper West Side."
  • (Harold Ramis) "The whole room's extremely hot, Peter."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Hot?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Ooh, that's one ugly dude."
  • (Bill Murray) "Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Uh --"
  • (Bill Murray) "Vigs, would you look this way, please?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Please. No, don't. No, no."
  • (Bill Murray) "Come on, show me something."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "No. No photographs, please. Slides are available in the Gift Shop, eh?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston."
  • (Bill Murray) "We're the best. We're the beautiful. We're the only Ghostbusters."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "We're back."
  • (Bill Murray) "Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters."
  • (Bill Murray) "I have more than two grades of laundry, okay? There's not just clean and dirty. There are many subtle levels. Okay? See? You hang this outside the window for twenty minutes -- it's perfectly fine."
  • (Bill Murray) "You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well you're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling: "Carpathian Kitten Loss." He misses his kitty. Well, we'll just place one in here right by the castle."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Don't go 'round altering valuable art, Dr. Venkman -- go -- yes, I think, go -- the joyfulness is over."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "He's kidding."
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, pal."
  • (Bill Murray) "Dana, the guys are going down to the sewer to check for slime stuff. And Egon thinks there may be a huge surge in cockroach breeding. Want to blow off this dinner thing and go with them?"
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "Taxi."
  • (Con Ed Supervisor Fianella) "What's going on here? Hey, what's the story?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Hey what? You boneheads are going to come to harass me on again? I got 3 thousand phone lines grounded here, I got about 8 million miles of cable I gotta check, you're gonna come and shake my monkey tree again?"
  • (Con Ed Supervisor Fianella) "What are you talking about buddy, the phone lines are over there."
  • (Bill Murray) "What did I say to you?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Those phone lines are over there. What did I say? How many times?"
  • (First Cop) "Hey, hey. You're not with Con Ed, or the phone company, we've checked. So, tell me another one."
  • (Bill Murray) "I got a major gas leak here. What do you think all of this is coming from, the sky?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Here's something off the request line from Liberty Island. We're gonna squeeze some New Year's juice from ya, Big Apple."
  • (Bill Murray) "Boys, boys, you're scaring the straights, okay? Is there any way we can do this tomorrow?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Hey, how many of you people out here are a national monument? Raise your hand, please? Oh, hello, Miss."
  • (Bill Murray) "Doh."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Re."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Egon."
  • (Bill Murray) "You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal. Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York. Tasty pick, bonehead. If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley."

Harris Yulin as Judge Wexler

  • (Harris Yulin) "If my hands weren't tied by the unalterable fetters of the law, then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forebears, reach back to a purer, sterner justice, and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Peter Venkman, Raymond Stantz, Egon Spengler,"
  • (Harris Yulin) "Stand up. Get up."
  • (Harris Yulin) "You too, Mr. Tully."
  • (Harris Yulin) "I find guilty on all charges. I order to pay fines in the amount of $25,000 each --"
  • (Harris Yulin) "-- and I sentence you to 18 months in the City Correctional Facility at Riker's Island."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Egie, she's twiching."
  • (Harris Yulin) "I'M NOT FINISHED."
  • (Harris Yulin) "On a more presonal note, let me just go on record as saying that there's no place for fakes, charlatans --"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Uh, your honor?"
  • (Harris Yulin) "Shut up. Or tricksters like you in desent society."
  • (Bill Murray) "Your honor, this is important."
  • (Harris Yulin) "You play on the gullibility of innocent people."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Yes, sir --"
  • (Harris Yulin) "Be quiet."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "But --"
  • (Harris Yulin) "If my hands weren't tied by the alterable fetters of the law, then I would invoke the tradition of our illustrious forbears, reach back to a purer, sterner justice"
  • (Harris Yulin) "and have you BURNED AT THE STAKE."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Wow."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Oh, my God. The Scoleri Brothers."
  • (Harris Yulin) "The Scoleri Brothers."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Friends of yours?"
  • (Harris Yulin) "I've tried them for murder. Gave them the chair."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Ohhh --"
  • (Bill Murray) "You're next, bubbles."
  • (Harris Yulin) "ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. I rescind the order. Case dismissed."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Hooray, we won the case."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Now do something."
  • (Harris Yulin) "You gotta do something, help me."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Don't talk to me, talk to my attorney."
  • (Rick Moranis) "That's me. My guys are still under a judicial restraining order. That blue thing I got from her, they can be exposing themselves."
  • (Bill Murray) "And you don't want us exposing ourselves."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Before we begin this trial, I want to make one thing very clear: The law does not recognize the existence of ghosts, and I don't believe in them either. So I don't wanna hear a lot of malarkey about goblins, spooks, and demons. We're gonna stick to the facts in this case. Leave the ghost stories to the kiddies, understood?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Wow. Sounds like a pretty open-minded guy, huh?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Yeah, they call him "The Hammer.""
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "What can we do? It's all in the hands of our lawyer now."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I think you guys are making a big mistake. I do mostly tax law and some probate stuff occasionally. I got my law degree at night school."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night."
  • (Harris Yulin) "You got to do something. Help me."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Don't talk to me; talk to my attorney."
  • (Rick Moranis) "And that's me. My guys are still under a judicial mistrangement order -- that blue thing I got from her. They could be exposing themselves."
  • (Bill Murray) "And you don't want us exposing ourselves."

Dan Aykroyd as Ray

  • (Dan Aykroyd) "You know, I just can't believe things have gotten so bad in this city that there's no way back. I mean, sure, it's messy, it's crowded, it's polluted, and there are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you. But come on. There's gotta be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out berg. We just gotta find a way to mobilize it."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "What? Are you serious? That's great.; I mean that's not great; that's terrible -- Spengler, major slime-related psychokinetic event."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Ungrateful little yuppie larva. After everything we did for this city."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Yeah, we conjured up a hundred-foot marshmallow man, blew the top three floors off an uptown high-rise, and ended up getting sued by every city, county, and state agency in New York."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Yeah -- but what a ride."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "You mean you never even had a Slinky?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Two in the box."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Ready to go."
  • (Bill Murray) "We be fast."
  • (Bill Murray) "They be slow."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "You think there's a connection between this Vigo character and the -- slime?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Hey, man, let me tell you something. I love you."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Yes? Well, I love you too."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Not so fast, Dead-Head. You want a baby, why don't you go knock up some willing hellhound. Otherwise I'm giving you three to get back in that painting. One."
  • (Bill Murray) "Two."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Spangler. A major slime-related psychokinetic event."
  • (Harold Ramis) "What happened?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Something came out of Dana's bathtub, tried to grab her and the baby."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Are they all right?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Yeah, she got out of there and went over to Venkman's."
  • (Harold Ramis) "This is interesting, Ray. Remember that Vigo character Peter mentioned? Look what came up"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Nice ugly history. Do you think there's a connection to this Vigo character and the --"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "slime?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Is the atomic weight of colbalt 58.9?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "As I explained before, we think the spirit of a 17th century Moldavian tyrant is alive and well in a painting at the Manhattan Museum of Art."
  • (Psychiatrist) "Uh-huh, and are there any other paintings in the museum with bad spirits in them?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "You're wasting valuable time. He's drawing strength from a psychomagnotheric slime flow that's been collecting under the city."
  • (Psychiatrist) "Yes, tell me about the slime."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "It's very potent stuff. We made a toaster dance with it."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "And a bathtub tried to eat his friend's baby."
  • (Psychiatrist) "A bathtub?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Don't look at me. I think these people are completely nuts."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Mr. Mayor, we're here tonight because a psychomagnatheric slimeflow of immense proportions is building up beneath the city."
  • (The Mayor) "Psycho what?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Psychomagnetheric. Negative human emotions are materializing in the form of a viscous psychoractive plasm with explosive supernormal potential."
  • (The Mayor) "Does anybody speak English, here?"

Sigourney Weaver as Dana

  • (Sigourney Weaver) "You know, I think we got more food on your shirt than we did in your mouth. Bath -- yes, bath. It's your favorite thing. Bath. It's your favorite thing. It's your favorite thing. Because I know what you get to do. You know what you get to do? You know what's more fun than anything? Huh? Splash Mommy. "I get to splash Mommy." Yes. Now to get ready for this, Mommy's going to take her shirt off too --"
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "You're much better than you realize. You don't give yourself enough credit."
  • (Bill Murray) "I need to hear that kind of stuff. You know, if I had this kind of stuff for like on a 24-hour basis, I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "How is he these days?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Peter? Well, he was borderline for a while -- then he crossed the border."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "It's late, I really ought to put him down."
  • (Bill Murray) "May I?"
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "Yeah, if you want to."
  • (Bill Murray) "You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "So what do you think?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, he's ugly. I mean, he's not Elephant Man ugly, but he's not attractive. Was his father ugly?"
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "Don't listen."
  • (Bill Murray) "And he stinks. You're ripe, Senor. Did his father stink? Yeah, I bet Daddy was smelly, wasn't he?"
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "But seriously, there's nothing -- unusual about him, is there?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Well, I don't have a lot of experience with babies -- but you're excited now, because Mama's here to get your stool sample."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "Stool sample?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Yeah --"
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "Okay, but after dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now."
  • (Bill Murray) "Oh, no. I have all NEW cheap moves."

Rick Moranis as Louis Tully

  • (Rick Moranis) "Give me a break, we're both lawyers."
  • (Rick Moranis) "So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to do, you see, but for the purpose of the story, I think it's okay."
  • (Rick Moranis) "I think you guys are making a big mistake. I do mostly tax law and probate stuff occasionally. I got my law degree at night school."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Oh, it's you."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Okay, but I didn't know you had your license."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless."

Peter MacNicol as Janosz

  • (Peter MacNicol) "Dana is no here."
  • (Bill Murray) "Yeah, we know that."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Then why are you came?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "You know, Dana, there are many perks to being the mother of a living god."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "He is Vigo. You are like the buzzing of flies to him."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Why am I all dripping with goo?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "They will come from behind -- Ah, ah -- why am I drippings with goo?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "This is Prince Vigo, the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia."
  • (Bill Murray) "Bit of a sissy, isn't he?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman. And, a genius in many ways."
  • (Sigourney Weaver) "He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman. I hate this painting."

Wilhelm von Homburg as Vigo

  • (Wilhelm von Homburg) "I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "O command me, lord."
  • (Wilhelm von Homburg) "Find me a child that I might live again."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "Yes. A child. A child."
  • (Peter MacNicol) "A child?"
  • (Peter MacNicol) "A child."
  • (Wilhelm von Homburg) "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood. What was will be. What is will be no more. Now is the season of evil."
  • (Wilhelm von Homburg) "Now we become one."
  • (Wilhelm von Homburg) "Death is but a doorway, time is but a window, I'll be back."

Harold Ramis as Egon

  • (Harold Ramis) "Go ahead, Ray."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "You. You worthless piece of slime. You ignorant disgusting blob."
  • (Harold Ramis) "You're nothing but an unstable short-chained molecule."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "You foul obnoxious muck."
  • (Harold Ramis) "You have a weak electrochemical bond."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "I have seen some disgusting crud in my time, but you take the cake."
  • (Bill Murray) "This is what you do with your spare time?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "You know how much negative energy would be necessary to generate a flow this size?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "New York; what a town, huh?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "We're running tests to see if we can get an equally strong positive response."
  • (Bill Murray) "What kind of tests?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Well, we sing to it, talk to it, and say supportive, nurturing things to it."
  • (Bill Murray) "You're not sleeping with it, are you, Ray?"
  • (Bill Murray) "You hound."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "It's always the quiet ones."
  • (Harold Ramis) "How 'bout the kinetic test?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Ray -- we'd like to shoot the monster. Could you move, please?"
  • (Bill Murray) "Ray --"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Ray?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "RAY."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "NO. I, Ray, am Vigo, shall rule the Earth. Begone, you pitiful half-men."
  • (Bill Murray) "Now."
  • (Harold Ramis) "We're running out of time, Ray, it's almost midnight. Can't you make her go any faster?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "I'm afraid the vibrations will shake her to pieces. We should have padded her feet."
  • (Harold Ramis) "I don't think they make Nikes in her size, Ray."
  • (Bill Murray) "Hey, she's tough. She's a harbor chick."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Hey."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Hey. Hey."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Hello."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Hello. Hello."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Hey."
  • (Unnamed) "Wwwwwwiiiiiinnnnnssssstoooooonnnnnn."
  • (Harold Ramis) "I think that was the New York Central City Albany. Derailed in 1920 and killed hundreds of people, did you catch the number on the locomotive?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Sorry, I missed it."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Something's trying to stop us, we must be close."
  • (Harold Ramis) "I think that was the old New York Central "City of Albany". Derailed in 1920. Killed hundreds of people. Did you catch the number on the locomotive?"
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Sorry. I missed it."
  • (Harold Ramis) "My parents didn't believe in toys."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Ordinary household toaster."
  • (Bill Murray) "We'll take your word for that."
  • (Harold Ramis) "We were right, Ray. Multi-palaner kirilian emanations."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Yeah, well here is your next month's cover of GQ, check out the aura on this sucker. Now there is definitely a living presence there."
  • (Harold Ramis) "We should get a deeper look."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Why not I run this wider shot through the spectral analyzer?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Good, I'll try turning up the Roentgens."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "So, what do you think, Chinese?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Uh, how about Thai?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Nah, too spicy. Greek?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Uh, Mexican?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Pizza?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Thin or thick?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Chicago."
  • (Harold Ramis) "What the hell is that?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "I know what it is."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "I've seen this before."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Where?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Remember when you had me dangling like a worm on a hook 100 feet below 1st Avenue?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "That's the river of slime."
  • (Harold Ramis) "Venkman, get a stool sample."
  • (Bill Murray) "Business, or personal?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610."
  • (Bill Murray) "105 years old, he hung in there, didn't he?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered."
  • (Bill Murray) "Ouch."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "Guess he wasn't too popular at the end, huh?"
  • (Harold Ramis) "No, not exactly a man of the people. Also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy."
  • (Bill Murray) "Wasn't he also Vigo the Butch?"
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "And dig this, there was a prophecy. Just before his head died, his last words were "Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.""

Annie Potts as Janine Melnitz

  • (Annie Potts) "According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen."
  • (Bill Murray) "Valentine's Day. Bummer. Where'd you get your date, Elaine?"
  • (Annie Potts) "I received this information from an alien. As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world."
  • (Bill Murray) "So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus?"
  • (Annie Potts) "It could have been a room on the spaceship made to look like the hotel. I can't be sure about that, Peter."
  • (Annie Potts) "It is really a very nice place. Needs a woman's touch."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Shh. Bedtime."
  • (Annie Potts) "You are so great with kids."
  • (Rick Moranis) "Oh, thanks, I practiced with my hamster."
  • (Annie Potts) "So, you live alone?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida."
  • (Annie Potts) "Why don't you come here and sit with me?"
  • (Rick Moranis) "Okay."
  • (Rick Moranis) "So, you want to play Boggle or Super Mario Bros.?"
  • (Annie Potts) "No. I think motherhood is a very natural instinct."

Ernie Hudson as Winston

  • (Ernie Hudson) "Wow, that is one ugly dude."
  • (Ernie Hudson) "That was really stupid."

Kurt Fuller as Hardemeyer

  • (The Mayor) "What the hell is going on? It's pandemonium out there."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Yes, I know. We're working on it."
  • (The Mayor) "Great. While you're working on it, I'm going down as the mayor who let New York get sucked down into the tenth level of hell. All right, we got no choice. Call the Ghostbusters."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Wait. Now I'm sure there's another way."
  • (The Mayor) "Jack, I spent an hour last night in my bedroom talking to Fiorello LaGuardia and he's been dead for 40 years. Now where are the Ghostbusters?"
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Uh, they're not available."
  • (The Mayor) "What do you mean they're not available?"
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Well, I had them committed to the psychiatric ward at Parkview Hospital."
  • (The Mayor) "You what?"
  • (Kurt Fuller) "They were threatening to go to the press. I was protecting your interests."
  • (The Mayor) "Oh yeah?"
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Uh-huh."
  • (The Mayor) "Well, you can stop protecting my interests. You have exactly three minutes to clear out. You're fired."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "But the election. You're making a big mistake, Mr. Mayor."
  • (The Mayor) "Harry. Remove this man from the building and get me the Ghostbusters."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Look, just put these guys away fast and make sure they go away for a long, long time, okay?"
  • (Prosecutor) "I don't think it's gonna be hard with this list of charges."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Good. Very good."
  • (Kurt Fuller) "Violating a judicial restraining order, willful destruction of public property, fraud, malicious mischief --"
  • (Kurt Fuller) "See you in a couple of years at you first parole hearing."
  • (Bill Murray) "They'll never take us alive."
  • (Harris Yulin) "All right, all right. Let's get on with it."

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