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Ghost Town (2008 film) Quotes

Ghost Town (2008 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Ghost Town ended its run in 1970.

It features Gavin Polone as producer, Geoff Zanelli in charge of musical score, and Fred Murphy (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Ghost Town (2008 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ghost Town (2008 film) is 102 minutes long. Ghost Town (2008 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Ricky Gervais as Bertram Pincus, Greg Kinnear as Frank Herlihy, Téa Leoni as Gwen, and Aasif Mandvi as Dr. Prashar.

Ghost Town (2008 film) Quotes

Téa Leoni as Gwen

  • (Téa Leoni) "You don't like crowds?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "It's not so much the crowd, as the individuals within the crowd."
  • (Téa Leoni) "We just get the one life, you know. Just one. You can't live someone else's or think it's more important just because it's more dramatic. What happens matters. Maybe only to us, but it matters."

Ricky Gervais as Bertram Pincus

  • (Ricky Gervais) "Dr. Prashar; you're from a -- scary country, right?"
  • (Aasif Mandvi) "-- I'm from India --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "But, you're not -- Christian, like us?"
  • (Aasif Mandvi) "-- I'm a Hindu --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Yeah. So, um, how would you extract information from a hostile?"
  • (Aasif Mandvi) "Well -- as a -- Hindu person -- I would just -- ask him -- politely --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "When did you get your horse?"
  • (Téa Leoni) "A couple of months ago. I found him at this shelter in Long Island. They were gonna put him down."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Then they lost their nerve, did they?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Invasion of my privacy, that's what it is."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait'll they get you in the back."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Only floss the teeth that you want to keep."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "When was the last time you ate?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "A pertinent question at last. Yesterday, lunchtime. Thanks for asking. I had a tuna sandwich. Toast was soggy, but --"
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Did you drink the laxative solution?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Yes."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Did it work?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "It was as advertised."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Did you evacuate your bowls?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I drank copious amounts of drain-cleaning fluid. What followed was fait accompli."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Sir, what I'm asking is if you were --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I shat. Okay? Good. Again and again. It was like a terrorist attack down there in the darkness and the chaos,the running and the screaming, okay?"
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Fine with me."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Good."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Gross invasion of my privacy, this."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Did anything usual happen during my operation?"
  • (Unnamed) "You -- uh -- died for seven minutes."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I died. For seven minutes."
  • (Unnamed) "We brought you right back. People die all the time."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Yeah, but it's usually just once -- at the end."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I don't want a Sapphire martini up with olives."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that narrows it down --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "All work and no play makes Jack- a vital member of society."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Date of birth?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Why?"
  • (Hospital Nurse) "What day were you born?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "No, I understood the question. Why do you need to know that?"
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Let's leave it blank. Weight?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Last night or this morning?"
  • (Hospital Nurse) "You pick."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Hundred eighty-two pounds."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Number of alcoholic beverages consumed per week?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Why do you need to know that?"
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Well, they want to know."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Well, I'm sure "they" want to know a lot of things, but I don't want my intimate details auctioned off to the highest bidder, willy-nilly."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "I'll put zero. Marital status?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Pass."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Profession?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Irrelevant."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Food allergies?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I'm not going to be eating here."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Are you allergic to sticking plaster?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "What a ludicrous question. I'm not answering any more of these, really."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Do you smoke?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Stop it."
  • (Hospital Nurse) "Do you wear dentures?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Madame, listen."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "You lied. Why would you do that?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Because you're a heartless son-of-a-bitch who doesn't give a rat's ass about anyone but himself. She's already had one of those."
  • (Unnamed) "Bless you."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Oh, God, thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "Bless you."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Thank you --"
  • (Unnamed) "Bless you."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Thank you."
  • (Unnamed) "Bless you."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Bless --"
  • (Unnamed) "Bless --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Stop it. If I -- if I sneeze again, I'll just assume -- it's not you, it's -- you can't -- it's a little bit you, but it's mostly --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I love you."
  • (Téa Leoni) "Don't call me."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Woah. Well, I can see why he was King."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "No, really."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Well, I can see he died happy --"
  • (Téa Leoni) "Okay, that's enough."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "He must've had huge hands --"
  • (Téa Leoni) "No, no --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Shoes. You're shoes are; comfortable?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I was dead and now they brought me back. I can -- I can --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "The dead have a lot of unfinished business, which is why we're still here."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Listen, our time together, as we both know, has been rather unpleasant. But I will say this: even though you're a vulgar man; boorish, distasteful, uncouth, uneducated, stupid; at least --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You gonna finish?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Done."

Greg Kinnear as Frank Herlihy

  • (Greg Kinnear) "I was thinking he should be rugged -- you know?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "No, not rugged -- just -- approachable --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Really?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "-- Round-faced, if anything -- and sensitive."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Well, he should at least be tall --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "No, no, no he's not."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "No?"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "No, just -- average --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Average."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "-- Bordering on short."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Hmm --"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Good god, you mean you."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Everybody needs something done and you're the only person who can see or hear us."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You should lose the scrubs."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I'm a dentist; I just came from work. This is what we wear."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Fine --"
  • (Ricky Gervais) "This is how we do it, baby."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You're in love with her."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You are."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "I knew it. That little Grinch heart of yours actually started beating and now you want to take it back to your cave and crush it with a rock. That's what you wanna do."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "I quit."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You can't quit. I'll make your life a living hell."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "It already is."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "What's with the doom and gloom? It's goin' good. You're weaseling your way right in there. This is gonna work."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "This Richard fellow. I just -- I think Gwen really loves him. You know, he's a human rights lawyer."
  • (Greg Kinnear) "Hey, when the devil shows up, you think he's gonna have little red horns and carry a pitchfork? No, he's gonna work for Amnesty International, and he's gonna give all his money to the homeless."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "Well, if he did all that, wouldn't he lose the title "the devil"?"
  • (Greg Kinnear) "You know what I mean. Pincus, I got better things to do with my time. I wouldn't just be hanging out here."
  • (Ricky Gervais) "What exactly is your problem with Richard?"

Aasif Mandvi as Dr. Prashar

  • (Aasif Mandvi) "Dr. Pincus, at some point in your life, you're gonna have to stop and ask yourself the ultimate question."
  • (Aasif Mandvi) ""This business of -- being such a f***ing prick, what is it really getting me?" Huh?"

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