Getting Any? Quotes

Getting Any? is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Getting Any? ended its run in 1970.

It features Masayuki Mori (film producer) as producer, Senji Horiuchi in charge of musical score, and Katsumi Yanagishima as head of cinematography.

Getting Any? is recorded in Japanese and originally aired in Japan. Each episode of Getting Any? is 110 minutes long. Getting Any? is distributed by Nippon Herald Films.

The cast includes: Dankan as Asao, and Takeshi Kitano as Scientist.

Getting Any? Quotes

Takeshi Kitano as Scientist

• (Bathhouse Manager) "Sir, this bath is for ladies only."
• (Takeshi Kitano) "It's OK. I'm a sissy."
• (Bathhouse Manager) "-- No."

• (Takeshi Kitano) "How tall are you?"
• (Dankan) "One hundred seventy-five acres."
• (Takeshi Kitano) "One hundred seventy-five acres? -- How about weight?"
• (Dankan) "Sixty-eight gallons."

• (Takeshi Kitano) "So, tell me -- why do you want to be invisible?"
• (Dankan) "I want to peep."
• (Scientist [writing]) "Peeping. A very concise and powerful reason."

Dankan as Asao

• (Car Salesman) "What kind of car are you looking for?"
• (Dankan) "Something I can have sex in."
• (Car Salesman) "-- I see."

• (Car Salesman) "-- Just married?"
• (Dankan) "No, what the f*** do you think? The car's defective."
• (Car Salesman) "Oh, my fault. I forgot to tell you. The cigarette lighter doesn't work."

• (Dankan) "Miss?"
• (Woman) "Yes?"
• (Dankan) "Would you like a ride with me?"
• (Woman) "What for?"
• (Dankan) "Car sex?"
• (Woman) "Asshole."
• (Dankan) "What, not your thing?"

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