Get Real (film) Quotes

Get Real (film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Get Real completed its run in 1970.

It features Stephen Taylor, Patricia Carr, Helena Spring, and Anant Singh as producer, John Lunn in charge of musical score, and Alan Almond as head of cinematography.

Get Real (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Get Real (film) is 110 minutes long. Get Real (film) is distributed by Alliance Atlantis; Paramount Classics.

The cast includes: Ben Silverstone as Steven Carter, Stacy Hart as Jessica, Tim Harris as Kevin, Kate McEnery as Wendy, Charlotte Brittain as Linda, Brad Gorton as John Dixon, Patrick Nielsen as Mark, James Perkins as Young Steve, and Nicholas Hunter as Young Mark.

Get Real (film) Quotes

Brad Gorton as John Dixon

• (Brad Gorton) "Guess what?"
• (Ben Silverstone) "You're pregnant."

• (Brad Gorton) "God, I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."
• (Ben Silverstone) "Here, it's usually a case of who came over you."

• (Brad Gorton) "Listen -- if you tell anyone, it's off. If anyone even starts to suspect, it's off."
• (Ben Silverstone) "It's on then is it?"
• (Brad Gorton) "Of course it's on. I -- I like you a lot."
• (Ben Silverstone) "What about Christina?"
• (Brad Gorton) "No contest, you're a better kisser."
• (Ben Silverstone) "Promise?"
• (Brad Gorton) "Promise"

• (Brad Gorton) "I didn't take you for a football fan."
• (Ben Silverstone) "I'm not."
• (Brad Gorton) "What do you mean, not a -- oh."

• (Brad Gorton) "Well f*** me. No, no, I don't mean -- I just mean -- f*** me -- but not -- well what I mean is --"

Ben Silverstone as Steven Carter

• (Ben Silverstone) "Hate me, loathe me, detest me; just faint."

• (Ben Silverstone) "When I was in the cubs there was this porn mag being passed around and all the other kids were deciding which girl they liked and stuff -- and this other kid, he whispers to me, "I don't know what all the fuss is about, I'd rather see another boy's willy anytime." so I said, "So would I.""

• (Ben Silverstone) "It's only love. What's everyone so scared of?"

• (Ben Silverstone) "Love ? Why do you care about my love?"

• (Ben Silverstone) "I came late to sex. I was nearly ten. That's when my friend Mark Watkins told me how babies were made."
• (James Perkins) "Really? Are you sure?"
• (Nicholas Hunter) "Yeah. Honest. I saw it on one of my dad's videos."
• (Ben Silverstone) "For over a year after that I thought babies were made when two women tied a man to a bed and covered his willy with ice cream."

Tim Harris as Kevin

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Charlotte Brittain as Linda

• (Charlotte Brittain) "-- the woods? Steve, you did it in the woods? You could have been --"
• (Ben Silverstone) "-- what? Queer-bashed by squirels?"

• (Unnamed) "Linda. Mom says if you don't come in for your tea now, she'll give it to the dog."
• (Charlotte Brittain) "OK, OK."
• (Ben Silverstone) "You haven't got a dog."
• (Unnamed) "Well, We'll get one."

• (Charlotte Brittain) "Now don't you start."
• (Ben Silverstone) "I'm sorry, I was thinking of someone else."
• (Charlotte Brittain) "Charming."

• (Charlotte Brittain) "He's sex on legs."

Patrick Nielsen as Mark

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Kate McEnery as Wendy

• (Kate McEnery) "Romeo, Romeo, cover me in honey and suck it off with a straw."
• (Stacy Hart) "What?"
• (Kate McEnery) "God. He's perfect."
• (Stacy Hart) "Fancy him do you?"
• (Kate McEnery) "He can pass me his baton any day."

Stacy Hart as Jessica

• (Stacy Hart) "It's not a gay story, it's a pervert story."
• (Tim Harris) "What's the difference?"
• (Kate McEnery) "You're not gay and you're a pervert."

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