Get Me a Lawyer Quotes

Get Me a Lawyer is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Get Me a Lawyer stopped airing in 1970.

Get Me a Lawyer Quotes

• (Detective Dan Williams) "Bloody, half naked, wandering the streets at 7:00 A.M."
• (Susan Marsden) "Just your type. You get a name?"
• (Beat Cop) "She's not responsive. All we found on her was this."
• (Detective Dan Williams) ""Hollis M. Nye, attorney-at-law." The rest is a mess."
• (Beat Cop) "I guess we know her lawyer."
• (Detective Dan Williams) "Or her John."
• (Susan Marsden) "Or both. You want to get her some clothes?"
• (Susan Marsden) "Who the hell are you, sweetheart?"

• (Martin Cutler) "If you were a man I'd kick the living dog-s*** out of you."
• (Patty Hewes) "If you were a man I'd be worried."

• (Patty Hewes) "Kids are like clients. They want all of you, all the time. I mean don't get me wrong, I love my son."
• (Ellen Parsons) "Well, that's the main thing."
• (Patty Hewes) "No. Love's nothing, love's easy. They come out of you, you love them. What you do after that is the hard part."

• (Susan Marsden) "Ellen. You'd better start talking."
• (Ellen Parsons) "Get me a lawyer."

• (Patty Hewes) "Do you see a husband in your future?"
• (Ellen Parsons) "Yeah, I guess. I hope so."
• (Patty Hewes) "You know what they say. "Hope is the thing with feathers.""
• (Ellen Parsons) "Emily Dickinson. That bitch will say anything."

• (Felicia Marquand) "From 3:00 PM to 6:00 PM, Frobisher's at the spa getting a full body treatment."
• (Ellen Parsons) "For three hours? What was he getting waxed?"

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