Gay Witch Hunt Quotes

Gay Witch Hunt is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Gay Witch Hunt ended its run in 1970.

Gay Witch Hunt Quotes

• (Creed) "I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the '60s, I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing."

• (Michael Scott) "We're all homos, Homo sapiens."

• (Pam Beesley) "I think we're just drunk."
• (Jim Halpert) "No, I'm not drunk. Are you drunk?"
• (Pam Beesley) "No."

• (Michael Scott) "Can you tell who's gay and who is not?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "Of course."
• (Michael Scott) "What about Oscar?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "Absolutely not."
• (Michael Scott) "Well, he is."
• (Dwight Schrute) "Well, he's not dressed in women's clothes, so --"

• (Michael Scott) "Oh, there's Gil, Oscar's roommate. I wonder if he knows."

• (Dwight Schrute) "You could assume everyone is and not say anything offensive."
• (Michael Scott) "Yeah. I'm sure everyone would appreciate me treating them like they were gay."

• (Michael Scott) "We are not in the playground anymore. There are new rules. We have to be mature, but we can't lose the spirit of childlike wonder. What is love anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules. Like me and Jan. Or Oscar and some guy. Life is short. When two people find each other, what should get in their way?"

• (Oscar) "Yes. I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company in Scranton. Much like Sir Ian McKellen."

• (Michael Scott) "-- At least we put this matter to bed. That's what she said."
• (Michael Scott) "Or he said."

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