Garfield in Paradise Quotes

Garfield in Paradise is a television program that was first aired in 1986 on CBS. Garfield in Paradise ended in 1970.

It features Phil Roman as producer, and Ed Bogas and Desirée Goyette (music and lyrics) as theme composer. Garfield in Paradise is executive produced by Jay Poynor. Garfield in Paradise is created by Jim Davis (cartoonist).

Garfield in Paradise is recorded in English and originally aired in flagicon Each episode of Garfield in Paradise is 24 minutes long. Garfield in Paradise is produced by Film Roman and distributed by DHX Media. Spinoffs for this show include Garfield Goes Hollywood.

The cast includes: Lorenzo Music as Garfield, Julie Payne as Mai-Tai, Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle, Julie Payne as Stewardess, Gregg Berger as Pigeon, Frank Nelson as Hotel Clerk, and Nino Tempo as Monkey.

Garfield in Paradise Quotes

Lorenzo Music as Garfield

• (Lorenzo Music) "Whoever said "Getting there is half the fun" ought to be dragged out into the street and shot."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Mai-Tai, this is insane."
• (Julie Payne) "Tell her that."

• (Lorenzo Music) "Well, this is just ducky."
• (Lorenzo Music) "One minute, I'm sitting happily at home minding my own business, next thing I know, I'm traveling third class with a fourth-class owner to a fifth-class motel to sleep with a sixth-class mutt."

Thom Huge as Jon Arbuckle

• (Thom Huge) "This vacation isn't working out exactly the way I hoped it would."
• (Lorenzo Music) "A masterfully understated observation, especially when you consider it's coming from a total idiot."

• (Thom Huge) "Odie, you sly dog. You stowed away in my suitcase. What a happy surprise."
• (Lorenzo Music) "You won't be so happy when you see what he did to your sports coat."

• (Thom Huge) "Hello, Paradise World. Just smell that fresh air, Garfield."
• (Lorenzo Music) "That's jet fuel, you dummy."
• (Thom Huge) "Well, the next item of business is to get our luggage."
• (Thom Huge) "Hey That's service for you."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Jon, you'd look on the bright side of a train wreck. That was no service. That was assault and battery on our suitcases. I never should have packed my crystal mouse collection."

• (Thom Huge) "You mean, it appeases the gods, or something?"
• (Unnamed) "No, it plugs up the hole."

• (Thom Huge) "Why can't I get any respect, Garfield?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "When you travel you must pay for respect, my friend"

• (Thom Huge) "I had to dress you up as my son to get you on this flight. They don't allow pets on board."
• (Lorenzo Music) "What am I, a piece of luggage?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "What's this, a handle? If that's the way you feel about it, why didn't you just put a stamp on my face, cancel my bottom and mail me to Paradise World?"

• (Thom Huge) "How do you do that, Garfield?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "Easy -- fat floats."

• (Thom Huge) "I think you'll like flying, Garfield. It's a smooth, comfortable mode of travel."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Then what are these little bags for? The Easter egg hunt?"

Julie Payne as Stewardess

• (Julie Payne) "Welcome to Inversion Layer Airlines, sir. What section are you traveling?"
• (Thom Huge) "Third class."
• (Julie Payne) "What section, sir?"
• (Thom Huge) "Third class."
• (Julie Payne) "I can't hear you."
• (Thom Huge) "Third class."
• (Julie Payne) "Oh."
• (Julie Payne) "You're seated the rear of this plane at this rest of this line."
• (Thom Huge) "Oh. Thank you."
• (Thom Huge) "Why can't I get any respect, Garfield?"
• (Lorenzo Music) "When you travel, you must pay for respect, my friend."

Gregg Berger as Pigeon

• (Gregg Berger) "The volcano no like the wahine. He like the five-seven. He no get him swift, he gonna bother everybody."
• (Unnamed) "Uh-huh, I see."
• (Thom Huge) "What did he say?"
• (Unnamed) "Pigeon says the volcano doesn't want my daughter. It wants the car. If it can't have the car in about 30 seconds, it's going to blow us all to pieces."
• (Thom Huge) "There goes my damage deposit."

• (Gregg Berger) "You want five-seven? How swift? You for real or what?"
• (Gregg Berger) "Da' volcano no like the wahine, he like the five-seven. He no get him swift, he gon' boda' everybody."
• (Unnamed) "I see --"
• (Thom Huge) "What did he say?"
• (Unnamed) "Pigeon says the volcano doesn't want my daughter, it want's the car. If it can't have the car in about 30 seconds, it's gon' blow us all to pieces."
• (Thom Huge) "There goes my damage deposit."
• (Gregg Berger) "Hey hey hey, you buggahs, make swift wit' da' wheels, da' volcano like the car mos koshi, or he gon' blow everybody out da' other side."

Nino Tempo as Monkey

• (Unnamed) "Hmm -- Hey Monkey come over here -- Hey, listen, this car won't run; fix it."
• (Nino Tempo) "Chicka-ba-mooka-mooka uh uh, Chicka-ba-mooka-mooka, uh uh Chicka-ba-mooka-mooka"
• (Unnamed) "Ay. Ay. Raise the hood, mango-brain."
• (Nino Tempo) "Oh. Yeah --"

Frank Nelson as Hotel Clerk

• (Frank Nelson) "Yeeeeeeeess"
• (Thom Huge) "You look familiar."
• (Frank Nelson) "I have a brother in the motel business."
• (Lorenzo Music) "Racket is more like it."

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