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G.I. Joe: Retaliation Quotes

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . G.I. Joe: Retaliation ended in 1970.

It features Lorenzo di Bonaventura; Brian Goldner as producer, Henry Jackman in charge of musical score, and Stephen Windon as head of cinematography.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock, Adrianne Palicki as Lady Jaye, D. J. Cotrona as Flint, Joseph Mazzello as Mouse, Luke Bracey as Cobra Commander, Arnold Vosloo as Zartan, Ray Stevenson as Firefly, Lee Byung-hun as Storm Shadow, Jonathan Pryce as President, and Walton Goggins as Warden Nigel James.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation Quotes

Luke Bracey as Cobra Commander

  • (Luke Bracey) "Destro -- you're out of the band."
  • (Luke Bracey) "The Cobra revolution has begun. By pressing that button, Zartan initiated an auto-drop sequence. My Zeus satellites are moving into position over your six remaining countries. The same button that begins this can end it. But I only press it for a price: total allegiance."
  • (Luke Bracey) "Take him to the mountains to heal. I'll need him for the war I'm about to start."

D. J. Cotrona as Flint

  • (D. J. Cotrona) "We have to assume that there's no one we could trust."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes."

Dwayne Johnson as Roadblock

  • (Joe Colton) "It idles a little rough in neutral."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "I ain't gonna be in neutral."
  • (Joe Colton) "Hoo-ah."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "What about you?"
  • (Joe Colton) "DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Let's move. The world ain't saving itself."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Where can we find you, general?"
  • (Joe Colton) "Just need my orders."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "You know we'd make a hell of a team."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?"
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "That's what I thought."
  • (Captain Duke Hauser) "Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?"
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Not from their backs, they don't."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate.""
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "That's on the rise. Like your panties."
  • (Captain Duke Hauser) "You love my panties."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say --"
  • (Captain Duke Hauser) "Alright, okay, I'm just saying --"
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "You love my panties?"
  • (Captain Duke Hauser) "Are you going to shut up?"
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "What does that mean?"
  • (Captain Duke Hauser) "Drive it like you stole it."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Damn ninjas."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot."
  • (Joseph Mazzello) "Delicious."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "Attaboy."
  • (Dwayne Johnson) "General."
  • (Joe Colton) "Call me Joe."

Ray Stevenson as Firefly

  • (Ray Stevenson) "Making more things go boom before 9 AM than most people do all day."

Arnold Vosloo as Zartan

  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Cool mask."
  • (Luke Bracey) "Someone took his time."
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Not easy to sneak out of that big, white, 11-bedroom, 35-and-a-half bathr --"
  • (Luke Bracey) "Just don't forget who put you there."
  • (Ray Stevenson) "Or the rock you crawled out from."
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Firefly, it's good to see we're not running low on crazy. Still have all ten fingers?"
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes -- are no more."
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "You know, they say this is a thankless job. But yesterday, I hung out with Bono. My new secret service, they want to burn the constitution, literally. Do you know my favorite bit? I get to blow stuff up."
  • (Jonathan Pryce) "I bet that endears you to the people."
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Well, that's the thing. Your approval ratings climbed nine points. Apparently, America wants someone who looks like you but acts like me."
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Where's the prison that holds Cobra Commander and Destro?"
  • (Jonathan Pryce) "Is this where I ask you what you have planned?"
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world."

Adrianne Palicki as Lady Jaye

  • (Joe Colton) "You alright?"
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "Yeah. Are you alright?"
  • (Joe Colton) "My cholesterol's a little high."
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "My dad could see me now --"
  • (D. J. Cotrona) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "He wouldn't believe it."
  • (D. J. Cotrona) "Why?"
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "Third generation military. He desperately wanted a fourth. And my mom had me."
  • (D. J. Cotrona) "Well he must be really proud of you then."
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "He didn't believe in female soldiers. I finally asked him why. He said he didn't want to put his life in the hands of a woman. I enlisted the next day. Spent the next seven years trying to outrank him so he'd have to salute me."
  • (D. J. Cotrona) "Did it work?"
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "He died before I got the chance."
  • (D. J. Cotrona) "I'm sorry."
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays."
  • (Adrianne Palicki) "Mr President, Amy Vandervilt from Fox News."
  • (Arnold Vosloo) "Oh, Fox, of course. That's why you look so fair and balanced."

Walton Goggins as Warden Nigel James

  • (Walton Goggins) "Did you know that during REM sleep the human body produces a neural chemical which paralyses every muscle in the body but the heart and the eyes? This prevents us from acting out our dreams."
  • (Walton Goggins) "Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness."
  • (Walton Goggins) "Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash."

Lee Byung-hun as Storm Shadow

  • (Joe Colton) "Need anything?"
  • (Lee Byung-hun) "I brought my own."
  • (Joe Colton) "Nice."
  • (Lee Byung-hun) "Welcome to hell."

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