Future Echoes Quotes

Future Echoes is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Future Echoes stopped airing in 1970.

Future Echoes Quotes

• (Unnamed) "This haircut was designed for action, not ponceing around in. Maybe a bit too severe, a bit too Green Beret. But you are how you look. And I look --"
• (Unnamed) "Like a complete and total tit."

• (Unnamed) "As my father always said, "Shiny clean boots and a spanking short haircut, and you can cope with anything." He said that just before that rather unfortunate suicide business."

• (Unnamed) "Holly's supposed to have told you. I thought you wouldn't mind."
• (Unnamed) "Mind? Mind? Why should I mind? 300,000 millennia alone while you're in suspended animation? I'll be fine. I'll do that crossword puzzle book, that should kill a couple of centuries."
• (Unnamed) "Holly 'll switch you off until you come back out."
• (Unnamed) "Even better. Switch me on, switch me off, like I'm some battery-powered sex aid."

• (Unnamed) "If you had two people coming for a job, and one of them was dead, which one would you pick?"
• (Unnamed) "It depends who was better qualified."

• (Unnamed) "Black Border begins, to Dave Lister, condolences on your passing away. What's that poem? Now, weary traveler, rest your head, for just like me you are utterly dead."

• (Unnamed) "Holly. Holly."
• (Unnamed) "This is a recording. I'm afraid Holly is busy at the moment, but if you would like to leave a message after the bleep, he will get back to you. Bleep."

• (Unnamed) "This is an S.O.S distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors are Dave Lister, who was in suspended-animation during the disaster, and his pregnant cat who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived 3 million years later, Lister's only companions are, a life form who evolved from his cat and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew. I am Holly, the ships computer with an IQ of 6,000; the same IQ of 6,000 P.E. teachers."

• (Unnamed) "You are how I look, and I look"
• (Unnamed) "like a complete and total tit."

• (Unnamed) "We're travelling faster than LS."
• (Unnamed) "What's LS?"
• (Unnamed) "Light Speed."
• (Unnamed) "Smart arse."

• (Unnamed) "You know, I wish I was someone else. Then I could kiss me."

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