Full House Quotes

Full House is a Sitcom that was first aired in 1987 on American Broadcasting Company. Full House ended in 1995.

Full House lasted 8 seasons and 192 episodes. It features Don Van Atta, James O'Keefe, Bonnie Bogard Maier, and Greg Fields as producer, Jesse Frederick, Bennett Salvay, and Jeff Franklin as theme composer, and Jesse Frederick as composer. Full House is executive produced by Jeff Franklin, Thomas L. Miller, Robert L. Boyett, Dennis Rinsler, and Marc Warren. Full House is created by Jeff Franklin.

Full House is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Full House is 21-25 minutes long. Full House is produced by Jeff Franklin and distributed by Warner Bros. Television. Spinoffs for this show include Fuller House (TV series) (2016-present).

The cast includes: Bob Saget as Danny Tanner, Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen as Michelle, Jodie Sweetin as Steph, Candace Cameron Bure as D.J., John Stamos as Jesse, Dave Coulier as Joey, Bob Saget as Duane, and Andrea Barber as Kimmy Gibbler.

Full House Quotes

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen as Michelle

• (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen) "You're in big trouble, mister."

• (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen) "You got it, dude."

John Stamos as Jesse

• (John Stamos) "Talk to me."

Dave Coulier as Joey

• (Dave Coulier) "Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?"
• (John Stamos) "Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.'"

Candace Cameron Bure as D.J.

• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Kimmy called me a geek-burger."

• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Cathy Santoni is a complete bimbo. She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall."

Jodie Sweetin as Steph

• (Jodie Sweetin) "How rude."

• (Jodie Sweetin) "I was adorable."
• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Steph, that's me."
• (Jodie Sweetin) "My, how you've aged."

• (Jodie Sweetin) "Michelle, you are old enough to hear this -- How rude."
• (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen) "Why does she always say that?"

• (Jodie Sweetin) "Oh no, it's Kimmy Gibbleburger."

Andrea Barber as Kimmy Gibbler

• (Andrea Barber) "Your sister is such a tattle-tale."
• (Jodie Sweetin) "I am not and I'm telling you said that."

Bob Saget as Danny Tanner

• (Bob Saget) "Okay girls. Lets pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle do you have a name for the puppy?"
• (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen) "Yes I do. Michelle."
• (Bob Saget) "That's your name."
• (Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen) "I like my name."
• (Jodie Sweetin) "Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr.Dog."
• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Mr.Dog? Steph when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr.Baby?"
• (Jodie Sweetin) "Not if its a girl."
• (Bob Saget) "I think we should name him something that fits his personality. Like -- Puddles."
• (Candace Cameron Bure) "Dad I have the perfect name. Comet. Because he's fast and he has a tail."
• (Bob Saget) "And he only hits the newspaper once every 76 years."

• (Bob Saget) "Whatever --"

• (Bob Saget) "This is Danny Tanner reminding you that disco will never die."

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