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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Quotes

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter stopped airing in 1970.

It features Frank Mancuso Jr. as producer, Harry Manfredini in charge of musical score, and João Fernandes (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter is 91 minutes long. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Bruce Mahler as Axel, Barbara Howard as Sara, Peter Barton as Doug, Kimberly Beck as Trish, Lisa Freeman as Nurse Morgan, Crispin Glover as Jimmy, Lawrence Monoson as Ted, Corey Feldman as Tommy, E. Erich Anderson as Rob Dier, and Joan Freeman as Mrs. Jarvis.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Quotes

Lisa Freeman as Nurse Morgan

  • (Lisa Freeman) "Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse."
  • (Lisa Freeman) "Get lost, Axel. I'm busy. I've had more than enough of you for one night."
  • (Lisa Freeman) "Read my lips, leave me alONE. AAH."

E. Erich Anderson as Rob Dier

  • (E. Erich Anderson) "Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue."
  • (Kimberly Beck) "It was stolen."
  • (E. Erich Anderson) "It was not stolen. Two people at the hospital are missing. Is this coincidence? He's alive."
  • (E. Erich Anderson) "What the hell are you doing here?"
  • (Kimberly Beck) "What are you trying to do, kill me?"
  • (E. Erich Anderson) "Help. He's killing me. He's killing me."

Bruce Mahler as Axel

  • (Bruce Mahler) "I'm free, doll."
  • (Lisa Freeman) "And a bargain at twice the price."
  • (Bruce Mahler) "Hey. What's the matter?"
  • (Lisa Freeman) "I have a headache, Axel. For you, I always have a headache."
  • (Bruce Mahler) "Oh, I can fix that. Meet me in the cold room. I'm closing up for the night. What do you say? Okay?"
  • (Lisa Freeman) "Axel, I am not going to fake any more orgasms for you."
  • (Officer Jamison) "But to answer your question, yes, the man responsible for the murders in Wessex County this past week is at this moment in the Wessex County Medical Center morgue."
  • (Bruce Mahler) "Hey. That's you they're talking about on TV, pal."
  • (Bruce Mahler) "Hey, hey. Where you going?"
  • (Lisa Freeman) "I'll tell you where I'm going. I'm going crazy."
  • (Bruce Mahler) "You got the curse?"
  • (Lisa Freeman) "If I do, you're it."
  • (Bruce Mahler) "Jesus Christmas. Holy Jesus. Goddamn. Holy Jesus jumping Christmas shit."

Crispin Glover as Jimmy

  • (Crispin Glover) "He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Ted. I think -- I think when we get to town I should call Betty."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new."
  • (Crispin Glover) "I don't know anyone new."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Well, sex is a great way to meet them."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Hey, Ted, where's that corkscrew? You know, that fancy corkscrew for the wine bottle? Ted. Ted? TED. HEY, TED, where the hell is the corkscrew?"
  • (Crispin Glover) "Why don't you run this through your computer, Teddy Bear?"
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Hey, congratulations, Jimbo."

Barbara Howard as Sara

  • (Barbara Howard) "I'm going upstairs."
  • (Peter Barton) "Are you tired?"
  • (Barbara Howard) "No."
  • (Barbara Howard) "Do you want to sleep in the bottom bunk?"
  • (Peter Barton) "Do you want to sleep in the top bunk?"
  • (Barbara Howard) "No."
  • (Barbara Howard) "I don't know how you do it."
  • (Samantha) "I don't know how you don't."
  • (Barbara Howard) "I mean -- you do it with everybody."
  • (Samantha) "I do not. I do it with Paul"
  • (Barbara Howard) "Really?"
  • (Samantha) "Come on Sara, I mean you know how guys are. They lie about that all the time. They say that about everybody."
  • (Barbara Howard) "They don't say that about me. I mean I don't have a --"
  • (Samantha) "Ahhh -- a reputation."
  • (Barbara Howard) "I didn't say that."
  • (Samantha) "Uh-huh. Look I got my reputation in the 6th grade."
  • (Barbara Howard) "What does Paul think?"
  • (Samantha) "Paul thinks I'm great in bed, so that's where I keep him."
  • (Samantha) "Come on, Sara. Strip and dip."
  • (Barbara Howard) "Sam, I said no."
  • (Samantha) "Well then, I'm gonna go under and stay under until you do."

Kimberly Beck as Trish

  • (Kimberly Beck) "Tommy. Tommy, get the hell outta here."
  • (Kimberly Beck) "You son of a bitch. I'll give ya something to remember us by."

Peter Barton as Doug

  • (Peter Barton) "Sara, I think I'm in heaven."
  • (Barbara Howard) "I think I'm in love."

Lawrence Monoson as Ted

  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Dead fuck."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Let me put this into the ol' computer."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Ted, I'm serious about this."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Hey, the computer don't lie."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Hey, honey, you got a sister? Ruff, ruff."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "You broke up with "B.J. Betty"?"
  • (Crispin Glover) "So to speak. And would you lay off her? She's alright."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "I'll say she's alright. That girl wanted to be treated right. You should have treated her right."
  • (Crispin Glover) "I did. I treated her right. I treated her right, that's what's driving me so crazy. I mean first she would tell me to call because she had something else she needed to do. Then she wouldn't even take my calls. I mean, can you figure that? What the fuck happened?"
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Let me put it into the ol' computer."
  • (Crispin Glover) "No, Ted I'm serious."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Hey. The computer don't lie, let's see"
  • (Crispin Glover) "What?"
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "It says -- it says you're a dead fuck."
  • (Crispin Glover) "What? A dead fuck?"
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "A lousy lay, you know"
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "a limp dick."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Oh. Don't hold back on me doc, give it to me straight."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "I did not say it, the computer did."
  • (Crispin Glover) "Yeah, well there is no computer."
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Aha. And there's no Betty, either."
  • (Crispin Glover) "And I'm a dead fuck?"
  • (Lawrence Monoson) "Like I said, the computer don't lie."
  • (Crispin Glover) "God, I'm horny --"

Joan Freeman as Mrs. Jarvis

  • (Joan Freeman) "Someone left the front door open again."
  • (Corey Feldman) "We're in the country."
  • (Joan Freeman) "Well, what happens if a psycho wanders in?"
  • (Kimberly Beck) "He'd probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon."

Corey Feldman as Tommy

  • (Corey Feldman) "Some pack of patootsies, huh?"
  • (Kimberly Beck) "Tommy."
  • (Corey Feldman) "Die. Die. Die. Die."

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