Friday the 13th (2009 film) Quotes

Friday the 13th (2009 film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Friday the 13th stopped airing in 1970.

It features Michael Bay as producer, Steve Jablonsky in charge of musical score, and Daniel Pearl (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Friday the 13th (2009 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Friday the 13th (2009 film) is 97 minutes long. Friday the 13th (2009 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

Friday the 13th (2009 film) Quotes

• (Chewie) "Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis."

• (Trent) "Hey, Lawrence, how about a little help?"
• (Lawrence) "Dude, that's not a good look for you, man. You ask the one black guy to pump the gas for you? s***."
• (Trent) "Okay. Nolan. How about I pay, you pump?"
• (Nolan) "Sure, man. Hey, I give a wicked blow job too."
• (Trent) "Okay, well, um, we'll try that out later."

• (Trent) "You should win in a f***ing titty contest."

• (Chewie) "In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts."

• (Chewie) "Oh, my God. Babies have more space in the uterus."

• (Clay) "Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing."

• (Trent) "Your tits are so juicy, dude."

• (Pamela Voorhees) "Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday."

• (Pamela Voorhees) "Jason -- my special, special boy."

• (Pamela Voorhees) "His name was Jason. And today, is his birthday --"

• (Chewie) "Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it."

• (Jenna) "I never liked camp."
• (Clay) "Why?"
• (Jenna) "Bad food, bugs, cheap toilet paper --"

• (Donnie) "You're f***ing lucky there, stretch. Came that close to hitting the start button on the whoop-ass machine, boy."

• (Lawrence) "I got business I gotta do this weekend."
• (Chelsea) "What business?"
• (Lawrence) "Music. I'm trying to start a label."
• (Chelsea) "Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap?"
• (Lawrence) "Why you gotta go racial? Look, don't put me in a box, all right? What, because I'm black I can't listen to Green Day?"
• (Chelsea) "You're right, that was dumb. So, what kind of music?"
• (Lawrence) "Rap."

• (Old Lady) "People go missing around here, they're gone for good. Outsiders come, they don't know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone. And so does he."
• (Clay) "So does who?"

• (Trent) "Your tits are stupendous."
• (Bree) "Wow, you really know how to make a girl feel special."

• (Trent) "We're busy in here baby."

• (Chelsea) "What are you doing, Nolan?"

• (Lawrence) "Just go over there and f***ing talk to her."
• (Chewie) "Are you kidding? I have a better shot at f***ing a penguin than that girl."

• (Chewie) "They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot."

• (Trent) "You got perfect nipple placement, baby."

• (Pamela Voorhees) "Come here. Come here now."
• (Camp Counselor) "No."
• (Pamela Voorhees) "You're the last one. I've killed all the others. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason."
• (Camp Counselor) "Why are you doing this?"
• (Pamela Voorhees) "You need to be punished for what you did to him."
• (Camp Counselor) "I didn't do anything."
• (Pamela Voorhees) "You let him drown. Jason was my son."
• (Camp Counselor) "I didn't do anything. No. No. No. Please."
• (Pamela Voorhees) "You should have been watching him. Every minute."
• (Pamela Voorhees) "Jason. My special, special boy. They must be punished, Jason. For what they did to you. For what they did to me."
• (Pamela Voorhees) "Kill for mother."

• (Trent) "I would probably leave soon before I get pissed off and, you know --"
• (Clay) "Yeah?"
• (Trent) "Yeah."
• (Clay) "What happens then?"

• (Lawrence) "You f***ing with me because I'm high? That's not cool. Because I just finished f***ing smoking, okay?"

• (Chewie) "In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jean shorts."

• (Chewie) "Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit."

• (Bree) "Did you forget how to drink that? Just bring it to your lips, blow, and suck."

• (Pamela Voorhees) "Kill for Mother --"

• (Donnie) "That s*** ain't f***ing right, dude. What the f***?"

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