Friday (1995 film) Quotes

Friday (1995 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Friday completed its run in 1970.

It features Patricia Charbonnet as producer, and Gerry Lively as head of cinematography.

Friday (1995 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Friday (1995 film) is 91 minutes long. Friday (1995 film) is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Chris Tucker as Smokey, Ice Cube as Craig Jones, Bernie Mac as Pastor Clever, Anthony Johnson as Ezal, DJ Pooh as Red, Paula Jai Parker as Joi, Tiny Lister Jr. as Deebo, Angela Means as Felisha, Faizon Love as Big Worm, Regina King as Joann, and Regina King as Dana Jones.

Friday (1995 film) Quotes

Ice Cube as Craig Jones

• (Ice Cube) "I felt sorry for Smokey, 'cause peer pressure is a motherf***er."

• (Ice Cube) "We ain't got no sugar."
• (Chris Tucker) "No sugar? Damn. Y'all ain't never got two things that match. Either y'all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn."

• (Ice Cube) "I ain't trying to be no dog-catcher."
• (Mr. Jones) "Why not?"
• (Ice Cube) "I don't even like dogs."
• (Mr. Jones) "That's the beauty of it. I grab a dog, and I choke him, and I kick the s*** out of him. All day long, my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang-bang-bang up his ass. That's my pleasure."
• (Ice Cube) "No, thanks."
• (Mr. Jones) "Well, I'll tell you one thing: round here, you go to work, you go to school. First of the month, the rent is due. If you ain't got nothin' on the table, you ain't gotta worry about catchin' a dog; You gotta worry about a dog catchin' YOUR ass."

• (Ice Cube) "Mom, loan me 200 dollars."
• (Mrs. Jones) "Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you money without a job."
• (Ice Cube) "If I had a job, I wouldn't need to borrow any money."
• (Mrs. Jones) "Exactly."

• (Ice Cube) "You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money."

• (Ice Cube) "Look, look, she's bendin' over."
• (Bernie Mac) "Lord have mercy. God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want."
• (Bernie Mac) "Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker."

• (Mr. Jones) "What's that for?"
• (Ice Cube) "Protection."
• (Mr. Jones) "Protection from who?"
• (Ice Cube) "Me and Smoke -- I've got to walk Smokey down to his house."
• (Mr. Jones) "Aw, man. Your mother and I never would've moved to this neighborhood if we'd known you need a gun to walk down the damn street."
• (Ice Cube) "You know how it is 'round here --"
• (Mr. Jones) "Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is. You kids have been nothin' but punks. Sissified. So quick to pick up a gun. Too scared to take an ass-whipping."
• (Mr. Jones) "This is what makes you a man. When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed. You win some, you lose some, but you live. You live to fight another day. Now you think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?"
• (Ice Cube) "I'm a man without it."
• (Mr. Jones) "Put the gun down."
• (Mr. Jones) "C'mon, put up your dukes."
• (Mr. Jones) "NOW you're a man. Your uncle picked up a gun, too. He found out the hard way. 22 years old. You've got a choice. This is all you need, alright?"

• (Ice Cube) "What I'm trippin on, is how you gonna sell bud, when you smoke it?"
• (Chris Tucker) "I don't know. That's my only problem."
• (Ice Cube) "Big Worm gonna f*** you up."
• (Chris Tucker) "Big Worm ain't gonna do a god**** thing, man."
• (Ice Cube) "All right --"

• (Mrs. Jones) "Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game."
• (Ice Cube) "What do you know about game? I got ALL the game."
• (Mrs. Jones) "Now your father -- he has game."
• (Mr. Jones) "Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window."
• (Ice Cube) "You call that game?"

• (Mr. Jones) "Now when I went to bed last night. Didn't I tell you take out the trash?"
• (Ice Cube) "Yeah."
• (Mr. Jones) "So, why didn't you do it?"
• (Ice Cube) "I fell asleep."
• (Mr. Jones) "I wish you was sleeping right now, I knock you upside your head with a left hook make your ass wake up and take out that damn trash."
• (Mr. Jones) "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?"
• (Ice Cube) "I'm throwing this away. We ain't even got no milk."
• (Mr. Jones) "You better put some water on that damn s***."
• (Ice Cube) "Alright, I'll eat it."
• (Mr. Jones) "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Take the garbage out front son."

Bernie Mac as Pastor Clever

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Chris Tucker as Smokey

• (Chris Tucker) "Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head."

• (Chris Tucker) "Why you not goin' to work?"
• (Ice Cube) "I got fired yesterday."
• (Chris Tucker) "No s***? I thought you had the day off yesterday."
• (Ice Cube) "I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes."
• (Chris Tucker) "The f*** you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?"
• (Ice Cube) "Hell, no, ain't got me on tape. But they said they did. Fired me on the spot. Talkin' about pressin' charges."
• (Chris Tucker) "god****. You've got to be one stupid motherf***er to get fired on your day off."

• (Chris Tucker) "I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job -- and you ain't got s*** to do."

• (Smokey's mom) "Smokey, get me some cigarettes."
• (Chris Tucker) "Well, give me some money."
• (Chris Tucker) "Wait, this isn't enough."
• (Smokey's mom) "Make it enough."

• (Chris Tucker) "I've been smokin' ever since I was two."

• (Chris Tucker) "What's up Big Perm? -- I mean Big Worm."

• (Chris Tucker) "I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the f*** up." I be quiet. But when he leave, I be talking again."

• (Chris Tucker) "Older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
• (Ice Cube) "Man, it's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
• (Chris Tucker) "Yeah, well she blacker than a motherf***er too."

• (Chris Tucker) "We got about two hundred dollars."
• (Tiny Lister Jr.) "I got about two hundred dollars."

• (Chris Tucker) "Florida Evans-looking motherf***er."

• (Chris Tucker) "He gonna cry in the car."

• (Chris Tucker) "Yeah, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin' your punk ass, busta ass, Jheri curl wearin' ass friends come down here to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with."
• (Faizon Love) "First of all, don't be callin' here like you some straight up "G", 'cause I'll cut your balls off and hand 'em to you, partner. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this."
• (Chris Tucker) "Yeah, well -- I got your money anyways. And you sell that s*** yourself next time, 'cause I'm goin' to rehab. I'm through with this s***."
• (Chris Tucker) "I was just bulls***tin'. And you know this, man."

• (Chris Tucker) "Remember it,Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f***."

• (Chris Tucker) "Damn, I'd knock the dust off that p*****."

• (Chris Tucker) "Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage."

• (Chris Tucker) "I won, gimme my money."
• (Tiny Lister Jr.) "What money."
• (Chris Tucker) "I lost."

• (Rita) "Ooooh, What's up?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Not a damn thannng."

• (Chris Tucker) "You better not tell anybody man."
• (Anthony Johnson) "Man, I'm not, man."
• (Chris Tucker) "Keep it on the down low."
• (Anthony Johnson) "Alright brother. Damn."
• (Anthony Johnson) "Hey, Smokey back here taking a s***."
• (Chris Tucker) "Ezal."
• (Anthony Johnson) "Well, I won't tell anybody else."

• (Chris Tucker) "Man that fool just playin' man, I ain't trippin."
• (Ice Cube) "That's yo problem. Aint' nobody playin' but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin'. He aint' playin' you think he playin' 'bout his money? He know where my momma stay know where you momma stay. He say he had a gun when you seen him right?"
• (Chris Tucker) "Yeah"
• (Ice Cube) "Well name one person in the hood that play like that."

• (Hector) "Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, holmes."
• (Chris Tucker) "I know what I'm doin', man. Shut the f*** up."

• (Chris Tucker) "You know Craig? Craig got fired."
• (Faizon Love) "What the f*** that gotta do wit me?"

• (Chris Tucker) "The next thing I know, I was runnin' down the street in my damn drawers."

• (Chris Tucker) "DAAAAAMN."

• (Chris Tucker) "Break yo' self Fool."
• (Ice Cube) "Man, look what you did to my curtain. You better watch that window you climbing in fool 'fo you get blasted on."
• (Chris Tucker) "With what? You ain't got nothin' man."
• (Ice Cube) "With this."
• (Chris Tucker) "Man, Where you get that from?"
• (Ice Cube) "Yo Mama."
• (Chris Tucker) "f*** you."
• (Ice Cube) "f*** you. He he he"
• (Chris Tucker) "Come on outside man, and stop playing."
• (Ice Cube) "Gotta get dressed."
• (Chris Tucker) "Hurry Up."
• (Ice Cube) "Don't tell me to hurry up."

Paula Jai Parker as Joi

• (Paula Jai Parker) "Hello?"
• (Paula Jai Parker) "Who the f*** you go to the show with last night?"
• (Ice Cube) "I didn't go to the show last night."
• (Paula Jai Parker) "You ain't got to lie Craig, you ain't got to lie --"
• (Ice Cube) "Ain't nobody lyin, I didn't go to the show."
• (Paula Jai Parker) "Yes you did. Cause my sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy. She told me that she saw you at the show all hugged up wit some tramp. Now tell me who she was."
• (Ice Cube) "Yo sister-in-law's baby cousin Tracy is a god**** --"
• (Ice Cube) "-- Yea, she a liar. She ain't see me in no show hugged up wit nobody."
• (Paula Jai Parker) "Mmm-hmm well let me tell you what. You just tell the bitch, whoeva she is, when I catch her, Imma beat her ass."

Anthony Johnson as Ezal

• (Anthony Johnson) "Smoke, buy me a 40oz for my birthday."
• (Chris Tucker) "Today your birthday?"
• (Anthony Johnson) "What's today?"

• (Anthony Johnson) "Aw, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. God. Oh, I'm hurt. Oh, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. Oh, I want $150,000, but we can settle out of court right now for twenty bucks."
• (Unnamed) "Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn."

• (Anthony Johnson) "Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but, from back here it look like you're takin a s***."

DJ Pooh as Red

• (DJ Pooh) "My pops told me to ask for my bike back -- you know I wouldn't trip."

• (DJ Pooh) "Hey, man, why didn't y'all help me."
• (Chris Tucker) "Man, I'm high."
• (DJ Pooh) "Man, that's f***ed up. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all."
• (Ice Cube) "What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?"
• (DJ Pooh) "Oh, that was different."

Regina King as Joann

• (Regina King) "He thinks he's the Mack --"
• (Mr. Jones) "Hehe. Macaroni."

• (Regina King) "Damn, Smoke, don't be banging on the door like you the damn po-lice."

• (Regina King) "Smokey, I need you to go to the store and get me some cigarettes"
• (Chris Tucker) "Give me the money"
• (Chris Tucker) "Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait a minute, what's this? This ain't enough"
• (Regina King) "Make it enough"
• (Chris Tucker) "DAMN."

Tiny Lister Jr. as Deebo

• (Tiny Lister Jr.) "What's up, Stanley?"
• (Tiny Lister Jr.) "Well, f*** you, then, punk."

• (Tiny Lister Jr.) "Come on Smoke, Stanley left his window open."
• (Chris Tucker) "I can't I'm on probation."
• (Tiny Lister Jr.) "Stop being a bitch and come on."

Faizon Love as Big Worm

• (Faizon Love) "Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey."

• (Faizon Love) "You smoking my weed too? I gonna kill you and Smokey because you playin' with my emotions --"
• (Faizon Love) "You heard? Hey."

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