Free Hat Quotes

Free Hat is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Free Hat completed its run in 1970.

Free Hat Quotes

• (Voiceover) "Coming, this summer. It's the digitally enhanced re-release of the very first pilot episode of South Park. Yes, the classic, rough, hand-made first episode is getting a make-over for 2002. The simple, funny aliens are now super badass and cool. Flying saucer? No longer cheap construction paper, but a 4.0 megapixel constructed through a masterpiece of technology. Everything's new. New is better."
• (Unnamed) "When we first made South Park, we didn't wanna use construction paper. We just had to because it was cheap."
• (Unnamed) "And now with new technology we can finally remaster South Park, make it look sharp, clean and focused."
• (Unnamed) "Expensive."
• (Voiceover) "Yes, all the charm of a simple little cartoon will melt before your eyes as it is replaced by newer and more standardized animation."
• (Unnamed) "For instance, in the scene at the bus stop, we always meant to have Imperial walkers and giant dewback lizards in the background, but simply couldn't afford it."
• (Voiceover) "Get this special enhanced version quick, because another enhanced version will likely be coming out for 2003."

• (Unnamed) "Never underestimate the power of a free hat."

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