Fred Claus Quotes

Fred Claus is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Fred Claus stopped airing in 1970.

It features Joel Silver as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Remi Adefarasin as head of cinematography.

Fred Claus is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fred Claus is 116 minutes long. Fred Claus is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Vince Vaughn as Fred Claus, John Michael Higgins as Willie, Kevin Spacey as Clyde, Ludacris as DJ Donnie, and Elizabeth Banks as Charlene.

Fred Claus Quotes

Vince Vaughn as Fred Claus

• (Vince Vaughn) "Only one man's going to walk away from this thing, and I promise you. It's going to be the lightning-quick dude with the big yellow things in his hands. Dig it?"

• (Vince Vaughn) "Love's complicated."
• (John Michael Higgins) "It hurts."

• (Vince Vaughn) "If you don't get out of my way in three seconds, you're going to make me the happiest guy at the North Pole."
• (Kevin Spacey) "You haven't got the guts."

• (Nick 'Santa' Claus) "I never realized. You hate me."
• (Vince Vaughn) "I don't hate you, Nick. I just wish you'd never been born."

• (Vince Vaughn) "You're gonna get hooked on that thing. I can see it now. Sixteen thousand bags of Cheetos later, you'll wake up, you're thirty-five, you're overweight, you're crying about your life in front of the soaps. I just did you a favor. You get outside, play around, make some friends, play kick the can, do some athletic stuff, go to school, you're comfortable enough to play sports, you get a partial scholarship, you got any ethnic in your background, any ethnicity in your background? I bet you do. It's America, you know what I mean? Find out what it is and put that down on the application for college. Now all the sudden you get a little extra money on the side, Uncle Sam's none the wiser for it. You take that extra money, you buy a motorcycle with it or something. Be a lady. Maybe meet a guy while you're at school. And then you'll get pregnant with child, it works out with the guy, it doesn't work out with the guy, who cares? You're blessed to have that kid in your life. You're going to be athletic, you're going to be a moderate to lukewarm student, and you're gonna have a child before you graduate college. And who are you going to have to thank for all that? Not the big guy in the red suit, but your pal Fred."
• (Girl with Plasma TV) "Ugh."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Sometimes it hurts to grow."

• (Vince Vaughn) "Nick, there's been one thing that's been eating at me since I've been here. That Naughty-Nice List that you got? There's no naughty kids, Nick. They're all good kids. But some of them are scared. And some of them don't feel listened to. Some of them had some pretty tough breaks too. But every kid deserves a present on Christmas."

John Michael Higgins as Willie

• (John Michael Higgins) "Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way."

• (John Michael Higgins) "Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro -- who makes a lot of mistakes."

• (John Michael Higgins) "Charlene, do you think it's possible we can make enough gifts to meet our quota?"
• (Elizabeth Banks) "Baseball bats, lose four seconds, 55 -- Yeah, it is possible."
• (John Michael Higgins) "It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Yeah, but all that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them."

Ludacris as DJ Donnie

• (Ludacris) "I'm from the south side of the north pole man."

Kevin Spacey as Clyde

• (Kevin Spacey) "You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan."

• (Kevin Spacey) "Where do you think you're going?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "Delivering presents."
• (Kevin Spacey) "No you're not. Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents."
• (John Michael Higgins) "No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus."

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