Freaks Quotes

Freaks is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Freaks completed its run in 1970.

It features Tod Browning as producer, and Merritt B. Gerstad as head of cinematography.

Freaks is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Freaks is 90 minutes (Original cut) long. Freaks is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Roscoe Ates as Roscoe, The Doll Family as Hans, Olga Baclanova as Cleopatra, Wallace Ford as Phroso, Leila Hyams as Venus, Rose Dione as Madame Tetrallini, The Doll Family as Frieda, and Henry Victor as Hercules.

Freaks Quotes

The Doll Family as Hans

• (The Doll Family) "I was saying, tonight you must not smoke such a big cigar. Your voice was very bad at tonight's show."
• (The Doll Family) "Please, Frieda, don't tell me what I do. When I want a cigar, I smoke a cigar. I want no orders from a woman."

• (The Doll Family) "Why is it, we women always have stuff to worry."
• (Leila Hyams) "Oh, it's always been that way. I guess it always will be."

• (The Doll Family) "She is the most beautiful big woman, I have ever seen."

• (The Doll Family) "Are you laughing at me?"
• (Olga Baclanova) "Why no, monsieur."
• (The Doll Family) "Thanks, I'm glad."
• (Olga Baclanova) "Why should they laugh at you?"
• (The Doll Family) "Most big people do, they don't realize that I'm a man with the same feelings they have."

• (The Doll Family) "It wasn't your fault, it was only the bottle you wanted."

• (The Doll Family) "Dummkopf. What have you on your shoulders for heads? Swine pails?"

• (The Doll Family) "Give me that little black bottle."

Roscoe Ates as Roscoe

• (Roscoe Ates) "I'm not going to have my wife laying in bed half the day with one of your hangovers."

• (Roscoe Ates) "I think she likes you; but he don't."

Olga Baclanova as Cleopatra

• (Olga Baclanova) "You dirty, slimy, freaks. Freaks, freaks, freaks. You fools. Make me one of you, will you?"

• (Olga Baclanova) "Well, what are you going to do? What are you a man? Or, a baby?"
• (The Doll Family) "Please, please, you make me ashamed."
• (Olga Baclanova) "Ashamed. You?"

• (Olga Baclanova) "Nice, nice."
• (The Doll Family) "Don't, don't."

• (Olga Baclanova) "You must come to see me sometime. And we'll have a little wine together."
• (The Doll Family) "Thank you, fraulein."

• (Olga Baclanova) "Can't you see it was only a joke?"
• (The Doll Family) "Our wedding a joke -- now I see why it's funny."

• (Olga Baclanova) "How many?"
• (Henry Victor) "Oh, I'm not very hungry. About six."
• (Olga Baclanova) "How do you like them?"
• (Henry Victor) "Not -- bad."
• (Olga Baclanova) "Oh, you are strong. You are squeezing me to death."
• (Henry Victor) "And you'll like it."
• (Olga Baclanova) "Oh, you are taking my breath away."

Wallace Ford as Phroso

• (Wallace Ford) "You ought to be tickled to death you're washed up with him. You're not so hard to look at. Give yourself a tumble. You'll make the grade. Your breaks is comin'."

• (Wallace Ford) "So, you finally got wise to yourself, did ya? It's a funny thing about you women. Most of you don't get wise soon enough. You wait until you're so old, nobody wants ya."

• (Wallace Ford) "Don't go out filling your hide with a lot of booze celebrating. 'Cause fun what's got that way never done NO one no good. Get me?"
• (Leila Hyams) "I got ya'."
• (Leila Hyams) "Say, you're a pretty good kid."
• (Wallace Ford) "You're darn right I am. You should have caught me before my operation."

• (Wallace Ford) "Yeah, you dames is all alike. You're sharpshooting. You're cheap. And how you're squealing, you get what's comin' to ya."

• (Wallace Ford) "Schlitze you're a real man's woman."

Henry Victor as Hercules

• (Henry Victor) "Ungrateful little tramp."

• (Henry Victor) "I'm tired of spending time and money on somebody like you."
• (Leila Hyams) "Yeah, your time, but my money."

Leila Hyams as Venus

• (Leila Hyams) "That's it, that's it. Go ahead and laugh. It's funny, ain't it? Yeah. Women are funny, ain't they? They're all tramps, ain't they? Yeah. Except when you can get money from them."

• (Leila Hyams) "What gets me so cockeyed sore at myself, is that I fell for that big hunk of beef."

• (Leila Hyams) "She's still after Hans, ain't she?"
• (The Doll Family) "Yeah. Always she's smiling by him."
• (Leila Hyams) "Yeah. Well, if she's smiling by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth."

Rose Dione as Madame Tetrallini

• (Rose Dione) "Shame. Shame. How many times have I told you not to be frightened. Have I not told you, God looks after all His children."

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