Four Lions Quotes

Four Lions is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Four Lions completed its run in 1970.

It features Mark Herbert as producer, and Lol Crawley as head of cinematography.

Four Lions is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Four Lions is 97 minutes long. Four Lions is distributed by Optimum Releasing.

The cast includes: Kayvan Novak as Waj, Riz Ahmed as Omar, Nigel Lindsay as Barry, Arsher Ali as Hassan, Kevin Eldon as Sniper, Alex MacQueen as Malcolm Storge MP, Benedict Cumberbatch as Ed, and Wazim Takir as Ahmed.

Four Lions Quotes

Nigel Lindsay as Barry

• (Nigel Lindsay) "Alright Omar. I'm letting you go to Pakistan. My unit, stays here. But my unit's the main unit."
• (Riz Ahmed) "Barry, shut up, mate. 'Cause I tell ya, your little brain cell might go off now and again, but if you hands even go to move, if you try to set up the Islamic State of Tinsley again, going to university lectures, opening your big mouth, buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon -- I'm gonna rip your plugs out."
• (Nigel Lindsay) "Not if you're not here, you won't."

• (Nigel Lindsay) "What's with the gun?"
• (Kayvan Novak) "Proper replica man."
• (Nigel Lindsay) "It's too small man."
• (Kayvan Novak) "Not too small, brother. Big hands."

• (Nigel Lindsay) "I object to the term training camps."

• (Nigel Lindsay) "You can f*** her, but you can't kill her? What's wrong with you?"

• (Nigel Lindsay) "You can't win an argument just by being right."

• (Nigel Lindsay) "They'll pump you full of Viagra. Make you f*** a dog."

• (Nigel Lindsay) "You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch."

Kayvan Novak as Waj

• (Kayvan Novak) "I think I'm confused, but I'm not sure."

• (Kayvan Novak) "Rubber dinghy rapids bro."

• (Kayvan Novak) "Aye up you unbelievin' Kuffar bastards. I'm gonna turn you to baked beans."

• (Kayvan Novak) "Yeah. f*** mini Babybel."

• (Kayvan Novak) "Brother, I don't know what I'm doing."
• (Kayvan Novak) "Sorry lads, I don't know what I'm doing."

• (Kayvan Novak) "We'll blow something up."
• (Riz Ahmed) "What we gonna blow up Waj?"
• (Kayvan Novak) "Internet."

Riz Ahmed as Omar

• (Riz Ahmed) "Soph, I can't even get them to stir their tea without smashing a window."

• (Riz Ahmed) "You're confused bro."
• (Kayvan Novak) "I'm not confused brother. I just took picture of my face, and it's deffo not my confused face."

• (Riz Ahmed) "Is he a martyr or is he a Jalfrezi?"

• (Riz Ahmed) "I'm taking my team up to the top floor now. I'll see you up there."

• (Riz Ahmed) "You're gonna do what I do, bruv?"
• (Kayvan Novak) "Yeah, bruv."
• (Riz Ahmed) "I'm gonna give myself up, bruv."

• (Police Inspector) "You're gonna die in that gear lads"
• (Riz Ahmed) "More than likely, but it's for a good cause"

Benedict Cumberbatch as Ed

• (Benedict Cumberbatch) "Right so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?"
• (Kayvan Novak) "I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that."
• (Benedict Cumberbatch) "Yeah? You like them big, Waj? Yeah."
• (Kayvan Novak) "And nice fit arses, too, man."
• (Benedict Cumberbatch) "You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj? I knew you were, bro. You're an arse man. You're a massive arse man."
• (Kayvan Novak) "What are you saying?"
• (Benedict Cumberbatch) "I'm saying you're an arse man, Waj."
• (Kayvan Novak) "You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?"
• (Benedict Cumberbatch) "No."
• (Kayvan Novak) "f*** off."
• (Kayvan Novak) "f***ing Boy George."

Kevin Eldon as Sniper

• (Kevin Eldon) "The bear is down. Repeat, the bear is down."
• (Kevin Eldon) "We got the bear."
• (Kevin Eldon) "I think that's a Wookie. That's a Wookie."
• (Kevin Eldon) "No it's not. It's a bear."
• (Kevin Eldon) "Is a Wookie a bear, Control?"

Alex MacQueen as Malcolm Storge MP

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Arsher Ali as Hassan

• (Arsher Ali) "I'm a martyr, you're all squashed tomatoes."

• (Arsher Ali) "I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene / Now you's gonna feel what the boom-boom means / It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"/ We are the martyrs, you're just smashed tomatoes / Allahu Akbar."
• (Nigel Lindsay) "Mashallah, brother"
• (Arsher Ali) "Oh, what, man? Come on. What? Just cos I'm Muslim, you thought it was real?"

Wazim Takir as Ahmed

• (Wazim Takir) "Why not come to our study group, Omar?"
• (Riz Ahmed) "What, and get a four-hour dose of that face? The floaty face of the wise bird, hovering on a million quotes, about to do a massive wisdom s*** on my head."

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