Four Christmases Quotes

Four Christmases is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Four Christmases completed its run in 1970.

It features Gary Barber, Jonathan Glickman, and Roger Birnbaum as producer, Alex Wurman in charge of musical score, and Jeffrey L. Kimball as head of cinematography.

Four Christmases is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany, and United States. Each episode of Four Christmases is 88 minutes long. Four Christmases is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Robert Duvall as Howard, Reese Witherspoon as Kate, Patrick Van Horn as Darryl, Vince Vaughn as Brad, and Skyler Gisondo as Connor.

Four Christmases Quotes

Robert Duvall as Howard

• (Robert Duvall) "Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore."

• (Robert Duvall) "Your grandmother's boyfriend is a first-class ass sniffer. And you can tell him that I said so."

Vince Vaughn as Brad

• (Vince Vaughn) "My childhood was like the Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with."

Reese Witherspoon as Kate

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Patrick Van Horn as Darryl

• (Patrick Van Horn) "Look, Brad. I'm not trying to be your father, you already got one of those. I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend."
• (Vince Vaughn) "You were my friend, Darryl. You were my best friend. We grew up together, we rode bikes together, we used to smell each others hands. But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me. Can you appreciate that?"
• (Patrick Van Horn) "I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30."
• (Vince Vaughn) "Can you leave it alone? You can't be my friend anymore. You can't be sleeping with my mom and still be my friend, ok?"

Skyler Gisondo as Connor

• (Skyler Gisondo) "Do you know who I am?"
• (Vince Vaughn) "What?"
• (Skyler Gisondo) "Google me bitch. I might be famous one day."

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