Flu Season (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

Flu Season (Parks and Recreation) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Flu Season completed its run in 1970.

Flu Season (Parks and Recreation) Quotes

• (Ron Swanson) "I haven't had lunch since yesterday, so I'm going over to Callahan's."
• (Andy Dwyer) "No, don't go there. They totally skimp on pickles. Let me go to Big Head Joe's for you. They have the most insane burritos."
• (Ron Swanson) "I don't much go for ethnic food."
• (Andy Dwyer) "Trust me. They have one that's called the Meat Tornado."
• (Andy Dwyer) "Literally killed a guy last year."
• (Ron Swanson) "You had me at Meat Tornado."

• (Ann Perkins) "Chris, have you seen Leslie?"
• (Chris Traeger) "I had a dream that she came in here, took my medicine, told me not to tell you, then ran through that hole in the wall."
• (Ann Perkins) "You mean the door?"

• (Ann Perkins) "Hey April. I thought you could use some pillows?"
• (April Ludgate) "Are you trying to smother me?"
• (April Ludgate) "Help. This lady nurse is trying to smother me to death with a pillow."
• (Ann Perkins) "Okay, never mind."
• (April Ludgate) "Stay back. Slut."

• (Ann Perkins) "Yes, April."
• (April Ludgate) "I need medicine."
• (Ann Perkins) "An actual request. Well, you can't have any more because that stuff is powerful."
• (April Ludgate) "I never took it. Leslie stole it."

• (April Ludgate) "What?"
• (Ann Perkins) "3 -- 2 -- 1, and my shift is over. What the f*** is your problem?"
• (April Ludgate) "Whoa, I thought you weren't gonna lose it."
• (Ann Perkins) "While I was on duty, I didn't. Now it's just me. I get that you're mad that I kissed Andy, okay? But it was a moment of confusion, and it was a mistake. And I'm very sorry. You want to hate me forever?"
• (April Ludgate) "Okay."
• (Ann Perkins) "Fine. You know what? I don't care. But you shouldn't take it out on Andy, because he really likes you, and he did nothing wrong. And just for the record, I'm starting to hate you too."
• (April Ludgate) "That's the most I've ever liked Ann."

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