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Flight of the Navigator Quotes

Flight of the Navigator is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Flight of the Navigator stopped airing in 1970.

It features Dimitri Villard, and Robert Wald as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and James Glennon, and Eric McGraw as head of cinematography.

Flight of the Navigator is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Flight of the Navigator is 90 minutes long. Flight of the Navigator is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Sarah Jessica Parker as Carolyn McAdams, Joey Cramer as David, Raymond Forchion as Detective Banks, Howard Hesseman as Dr. Faraday, and Veronica Cartwright as Helen Freeman.

Flight of the Navigator Quotes

Joey Cramer as David

  • (Joey Cramer) "I'm sorry, but I don't belong here now. I love you."
  • (Max) "You need to be with your family, David."
  • (Joey Cramer) "That is my family, but that's NOT my home. MY home is back in 1978."
  • (Max) "I wish I could take you back in time, David, but it's just too risky."
  • (Joey Cramer) "What are we doing all the way up here you geek?"
  • (Max) "Geek?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now."
  • (Max) "Oh yeah?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Yeah."
  • (Max) "Oh yeah?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Yeah."
  • (Max) "Ok turkey YOU fly it"
  • (Max) "I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission."
  • (Joey Cramer) "So you need ME and my INFERIOR brain to fly that thing?"
  • (Max) "Correction, I need the SUPERIOR information in your INFERIOR brain to fly this -- thing."
  • (Joey Cramer) "My friends will never believe this."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Oh right, my friends are all 20, and I'm still 12."
  • (Joey Cramer) "My dad took me to see the Bee Gees a couple months ago. Who did you see?"
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Twisted Sister."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Never heard of her."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "It's a him."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Oh."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Actually, it's a them."
  • (Joey Cramer) "That's it?"
  • (Max) "That's it, Davy."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Davy?"
  • (Max) "If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun -- Whoa. I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship."
  • (Joey Cramer) "You sound just like a human."
  • (Max) "No. That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Buttface."
  • (Max) "Scuz-bucket. Ha-ha."
  • (Max) "What are you doing?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Can't I have a little privacy?"
  • (Max) "Do not know privacy."
  • (Max) "I told you, I blew a fuse when I totaled that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisies."
  • (Joey Cramer) "You crashed while looking at FLOWERS?"
  • (Max) "Are we there yet? Where are we anyway?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Geez, I have no idea where we are. We got to get directions."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Hmm."
  • (Joey Cramer) "I wonder if that's that Twisted Sister stuff Carolyn was talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "Come on."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Hi, you wouldn't happen to know the way to Fort Lauderdale, would you?"
  • (Max) "Try to make your directions clear because we get lost easy."
  • (Unnamed) "Fly."
  • (Max) "Hey. Thanks for nothing --. Were those geeks, David?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Yes, Max. Those were geeks."
  • (Joey Cramer) "Al's Gator City -- This must be Florida, Max."
  • (Max) "And that must be Big Al."
  • (Joey Cramer) "What's this?"
  • (Max) "A very unpleasant creature."
  • (Joey Cramer) "What's his problem?"
  • (Max) "He has a cold."
  • (Woman Officer) "David, what is the date today?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "It's the Fourth of July."
  • (Woman Officer) "And what year?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "1978."
  • (Raymond Forchion) "David -- who is the President of the United States?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Duh. You need that for your paperwork?"
  • (Raymond Forchion) "Mmm-hmm."
  • (Raymond Forchion) "Well?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "It's Jimmy Carter."

Sarah Jessica Parker as Carolyn McAdams

  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "All right, listen, um, I gotta go, um, is there anything else you want when I come back?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope."
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?"
  • (Joey Cramer) "Huh?"
  • (Sarah Jessica Parker) "Nothing, Forget it."

Howard Hesseman as Dr. Faraday

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Veronica Cartwright as Helen Freeman

  • (David Scott Freeman) "Mom -- have I really been gone eight years?"
  • (Veronica Cartwright) "Yeah."
  • (David Scott Freeman) "It's like a bad dream."

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