Flight of the Living Dead Quotes

Flight of the Living Dead is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Flight of the Living Dead stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Shoshan as producer.

Flight of the Living Dead is distributed by Imageworks Entertainment.

The cast includes: Kevin J. O'Connor as Frank, Richard Tyson as Paul Judd, Kristen Kerr as Megan, David Chisum as Truman, and Derek Webster as Long Shot.

Flight of the Living Dead Quotes

Kevin J. O'Connor as Frank

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Where's the autopilot?"
• (David Chisum) "I don't know. You're asking me, Frank?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "This is different. This is different. Don't yell at me."
• (David Chisum) "I'm not yelling."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "You know you got the wrong man?"
• (David Chisum) "Yeah, that's why Interpol has your face all over the Internet."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "It's a classic case of mistaken identity."
• (David Chisum) "Yeah."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Hey, hey. Burrows, you can't treat me like this. I'm not guilty. It's not fair, bouncing me over the world to stand trial here and there for something I did not do. I'm not guilty. I'm not guilty, I have a clear conscience. I'm not guilty."
• (David Chisum) "Yeah."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "What is it going to take to convince you that I'm innocent."
• (David Chisum) "An act of god. Now shut up before I make you eat that flotation device you're sitting on."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "She's gumming me to death."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Excuse me, miss. I'll take a rum coke please. Rude me, make that two."
• (Kristen Kerr) "Right, how about a coke?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "If a little bit bacardi would find its way in there. It would be our little secret, huh."
• (Kristen Kerr) "Anything for you mister --"
• (David Chisum) "Burrows, Truman. But no thank you."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "And I'm Frank. Frank Lee Strathmore. It's a name with a rich tradition, my family --"
• (David Chisum) "She doesn't need to hear your family history, Frank."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Look, I don't expect to be tied up long. Just a couple of parking ticket kinda things, really. I mean, how about if you and I meet at the Eiffel Tower around midnight?"
• (David Chisum) "I'm sorry to disappoint you but Frank here, he's gonna be a little busy."
• (Kristen Kerr) "That's okay. Truman, if you guys need anything let me know."
• (David Chisum) "Thank you."
• (Kristen Kerr) "Okay."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Truman? Truman? That pretty well does it for me. Look if you play your cards right, she could be cuffing you later."
• (David Chisum) "You're gonna shut up and drink your coke."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "You thought it was me gnawing on the passengers? Nah, I'm a vegetarian."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Statistically speaking, the tail section is the safest place to be in in a crash --"
• (David Chisum) "Frank, not now."

• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Come on, Burrows. I need to go to the sandbox."
• (David Chisum) "What?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "I gotta pee."
• (David Chisum) "No, you heard the PA. Sit down and hold it."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Fine. Oh, if you should happen to feel something warm, just move a little to the right."
• (David Chisum) "You're like a five year old. Come on, let's go."

David Chisum as Truman

• (David Chisum) "Alright, we need to find everything that can be used as a weapon."
• (Kristen Kerr) "Does anyone have anything sharp?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Oh, they confiscated my toenail clipper. Pearl handled. It was quite lovely."
• (David Chisum) "Damn Frank, you should've brought those. Could've saved the day."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "You never know."

Richard Tyson as Paul Judd

• (Richard Tyson) "Where did you find him?"

Kristen Kerr as Megan

• (Kristen Kerr) "Are you guys okay?"
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "I'm fine. But do you think we could move up to business class, I mean the plane's really empty and --"
• (David Chisum) "He's kidding, we're fine."
• (Kristen Kerr) "Okay."
• (Kevin J. O'Connor) "Hey, I'm trying to help you out here. She wants you. Make your move. Go boy, go."

Derek Webster as Long Shot

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