Flexing with Monty Quotes

Flexing with Monty is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Flexing with Monty ended in 1970.

Flexing with Monty is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Flexing with Monty is 89 min long. Flexing with Monty is distributed by Unearthed Films.

The cast includes: Trevor Goddard as Monty, Rudi Davis as Bertin, and Sally Kirkland as Lillith.

Flexing with Monty Quotes

Trevor Goddard as Monty

• (Trevor Goddard) "Nothin' like a good healthy stink. It's the way nature intended it to be, bud."

• (Trevor Goddard) "Your head's full o' junk. It's probably why you're constipated."

• (Trevor Goddard) "Don't you knock pushups, bud. They got me where I am today. In two years -- two years I will be head of the athletic department."
• (Rudi Davis) "Yeah. Yeah, you know, I gotta hand it to you. You just twitch a little muscle and you got all the faculty hangin' by the hair in your armpits."

• (Trevor Goddard) "Would you like to squeeze my fleshy soul?"

Rudi Davis as Bertin

• (Rudi Davis) "Hey, you know, couple of the girls in calculus were talkin' about how you wear your pants so tight. They'd like to know if you spray 'em on."

• (Rudi Davis) "Your navel twitches like the dead white eye of a blind beggar."

Sally Kirkland as Lillith

• (Sally Kirkland) "In time, after the great nuclear meltdown, we will revert to the slime of our earliest ancestors, but what is most frightening is that we, the women of the world, will have to lay eggs in a marsh."

• (Sally Kirkland) "I crave fires. I light them whenever I can. Huge devouring flames, their white heat caressing my flesh. It's more exciting then being touched by hands."

• (Sally Kirkland) "I always had a yen for stuffed cabbage -- if it's done right. It's all in the seasoning and the way that the meat is chopped."

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