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First Kid Quotes

First Kid is a television program that first aired in 1970 . First Kid ended its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, Richard Gibbs in charge of musical score, and Anthony B. Richmond as head of cinematography.

First Kid is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of First Kid is 101 minutes long. First Kid is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Timothy Busfield as Woods, Sinbad as Sam Simms, Robert Guillaume as Wilkes, Brock Pierce as Luke Davenport, Art LaFleur as Morton, Lisa Eichhorn as Linda Davenport, and Bill Cobbs as Speet.

First Kid Quotes

Lisa Eichhorn as Linda Davenport

  • (Lisa Eichhorn) "You're in high school now, and I expect you to act like it."
  • (Brock Pierce) "Then don't dress me in these dorky clothes."
  • (Lisa Eichhorn) "You're not dressed in dorky clothes, you're in nice clothes. You look very handsome. You should consider yourself lucky."
  • (Brock Pierce) "I should consider myself dorky."

Sinbad as Sam Simms

  • (Sinbad) "I have a head ache THIS big. I have been punched in the stomach and kicked in the meatballs and we are going home."
  • (Sinbad) "Just be careful out there in cyberspace. Don't tell them anything."
  • (Agent Dash) "You guys suck."
  • (Sinbad) "We suck, ya hear that Luke? We suck, alright, we suck. Let's make a sucky left turn here."
  • (Sinbad) "You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't."
  • (Sinbad) "Luke. Say did you see the kid come out here?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes, Sir."
  • (Sinbad) "Then why didn't you stop him?"
  • (Unnamed) "He lives here."
  • (Sinbad) "I ain't skated since I was a kid, and back then I had a pizza face. Now I got a great big pizza face."

Brock Pierce as Luke Davenport

  • (Brock Pierce) "Online I'm a normal kid, just like everybody else."
  • (Sinbad) "You ought to try that here."
  • (Brock Pierce) "What?"
  • (Sinbad) "I said, "Go to bed". And be careful out there in cyber space. Be careful what you tell people."
  • (Brock Pierce) "Okay. And stop telling me what to do. You're not my father."
  • (Sinbad) "Lucky for me."
  • (Brock Pierce) "What?"
  • (Sinbad) "Nice PJs. They got feet on them, don't they?"
  • (Brock Pierce) "It sure would be a shame if I told my dad about you taking me boxing."
  • (Sinbad) "It would be a shame if I threw you out that window too."
  • (Brock Pierce) "But we go boxing. I could go as Reggie."
  • (Sinbad) "You could go as Michael Jordan, but you ain't going."
  • (Brock Pierce) "I only get to see my parents on the news."
  • (Sinbad) "No, that's your "boo-tay" you've been seeing on the news."
  • (Brock Pierce) "What are you doing?"
  • (Sinbad) "I'm doing my job, keepin' you alive, I'm testing your food."
  • (Brock Pierce) "But why do you always test my cookies?"
  • (Brock Pierce) "The kitchen's closed."
  • (Sinbad) "I'm Agent Double-Oh Simms. I can get into any kitchen."

Art LaFleur as Morton

  • (Art LaFleur) "And lose that tie. You look like you robbed a dead clown."

Timothy Busfield as Woods

  • (Timothy Busfield) "I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger. Make it a Harvey Oswald."
  • (Sinbad) "What's the difference?"
  • (Timothy Busfield) "Oswald has three shots."

Bill Cobbs as Speet

  • (Bill Cobbs) "He spanked you like a four year old at K-Mart."

Robert Guillaume as Wilkes

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