First Date (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

First Date (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . First Date completed its run in 1970.

First Date (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Quotes

• (Andrew Wells) "Say, um, do you have any weaknesses I should know about if I'm gonna work for you, like, uh, kryptonite or allergies?"

• (Willow) "What happened?"
• (Xander) "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay."
• (Willow) "What?"
• (Xander) "You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?"
• (Andrew Wells) "Captain Archer --"
• (Xander) "Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here."
• (Buffy) "What if you just start attracting male demons?"
• (Dawn) "Clem always liked you."

• (Buffy) "Why do you think he asked me out? I mean, he could be interested, right?"
• (Willow) "Yeah, sure. You're a frisky vixen."
• (Buffy) "Or, or it could be work-related. Maybe I'm getting promoted for doing such a good job."
• (Willow) "Oh, right, that, that makes sense too."
• (Buffy) "Or maybe he knows that I suspect he's up to something, and he's taking me out to kill me."
• (Willow) "Well, you'll have to dress for the ambiguity."

• (Spike) "Heard you got a date."
• (Buffy) "Well, it's unclear. I mean, I have this whole theory about a promotion. Or he's evil."
• (Spike) "Buffy, I'm all right."
• (Buffy) "You don't have to --"
• (Spike) "What? Be noble? I'm not. Really, I'm all right. Think I still dream of a crypt for two with a white picket fence? My eyes are clear."
• (Buffy) "Good. I'm glad. Thank you."
• (Spike) "Never much cared for picket fences, anyway. Bloody dangerous."

• (Jonathan Levinson) "Did you find the gun?"
• (Andrew Wells) "Yes, it was in Buffy's underwear drawer. She has nice things."
• (Jonathan Levinson) "Show me."
• (Andrew Wells) "Well, I didn't take 'em, but there were thongs and regular underpants."
• (Jonathan Levinson) "Show me the gun."

• (Willow) "It's a text message. Oh, it's from Xander. It's one of our signals."
• (Amanda) "Signals?"
• (Willow) "Yeah, the system we set up a while back. Like codes. Uh, this one's either "I just got lucky, don't call me for a while" or "my date's a demon who's trying to kill me.""
• (Kennedy) "You don't remember which?"
• (Willow) "It was a long time ago."
• (Dawn) "Well, if we play the percentages --"
• (Giles) "Something's eating Xander's head."
• (Anya) "Say, that's gratifying."

• (Spike) "Heard you got a date."
• (Buffy Summers) "Well, it's unclear. I mean, I have this whole theory about a promotion. Or he's evil."

• (Xander Harris) "I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on. Let's gay -- Let's get this gay show on the gay road."
• (Buffy Summers) "-- What if you just start attracting male demons?"

• (Xander) "Guys, guess what happened."
• (Willow) "Buffy got a date."
• (Xander) "No, I did."
• (Xander) "Fine. Way to steal my thunder."
• (Buffy) "Sorry. If it makes you feel better, it's Principal Wood, and I think he's aligned with the First."
• (Xander) "Also like ten years older than you, right?"
• (Willow) "Which is like 100 years younger than your type."
• (Buffy) "Yay. Someone who doesn't remember the industrial revolution."

• (Principal Robin Wood) "Hey, Buffy?"
• (Buffy) "Yeah?"
• (Principal Robin Wood) "Um, what're you doing tonight?"
• (Buffy) "Preparing for tomorrow's counseling sessions."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "No, really."
• (Buffy) "Watching a reality show about a millionaire."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "Well, then, I'd, um, I'd like to take you out to dinner, if that's all right with you. I mean, you don't have to. I'm certainly not saying come to dinner if you enjoy having a job."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "You know, I may have to make up a little document saying I didn't just say that and have you sign it."
• (Buffy) "Sure. I'd be happy to have dinner with you."
• (Principal Robin Wood) "Great. I'll draw up the paperwork."

• (Jonathan Levinson) "Andrew, I want you to think. Willow brought something to this house. Something good. Something you can use."
• (Andrew Wells) "The new microwave?"

• (Buffy) "I don't know. He's good looking. And, he's; he's solid, he's smart, he's normal, so not the wicked energy. Which is nice, 'cause, I don't wanna only be attracted to wicked energy. And; Or, what if he is wicked. In which case, is that why I'm attracted to him?"
• (Willow) "I'm gonna wait for that sentence to come around again before I jump on."

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