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Fireworks (30 Rock) Quotes

Fireworks (30 Rock) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Fireworks stopped airing in 1970.

Fireworks (30 Rock) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "I feel more confused and betrayed than those people that worked with Tootsie."
  • (Unnamed) "Celebrity snuff. Reality content made exclusively for your mobile phone: Oh what's that? MC Lyte just murdered Danny Bonaduce? Thanks, PHONE."
  • (Unnamed) "I want you on this, Lemon. Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser, they were top-notch."
  • (Unnamed) "Those weren't jokes. That was an appeal for a return to common sense and decency."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, they got big laughs."
  • (Unnamed) "You're worried about that guy?"
  • (Unnamed) "Banks is in New York for a reason, and I intend to send him back to L.A."
  • (Unnamed) "Wow, if this turns into a showdown, you guys could settle it with a"
  • (Unnamed) ""talking like this contest.""
  • (Unnamed) "Banks is no slouch: He pioneered the concept of ten-second internet sitcoms."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, Tracy. I have the DNA results right here. Are you ready to find out who your biological father is?"
  • (Unnamed) "Dr. Spacemen, when they check my DNA, will it tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM PIN code?"
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be."
  • (Unnamed) "Welcome to the "Rockefellar Center Salute to Fireworks." Now, without further ado, three hours of fireworks."
  • (Unnamed) "Wait, fireworks -- in midtown?"
  • (Unnamed) "On a day that's not the 4th of July."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, my God."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, boy. That's gonna scare a lot of people."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm really sorry about what I did. And I know you can't forgive me but just to even things out, here is all my weird secret stuff. I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid, my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting. Which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment. Like, never. I have had three doughnuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a country steaks all you can eat buffet and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow, I am a mess. There is an 80% chance that in the next election I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here's one: when I was a kid, I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and I would sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasy stuff about Gopher from The Love Boat. And I lied. I have had five doughnuts today."
  • (Unnamed) "I have the results of your DNA Test, now, I am very serious about doctor/patient confidentiality, so I am gunna have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves."
  • (Unnamed) "Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up."
  • (Unnamed) "Hmm, different time in the '60s."
  • (Unnamed) "You should get to know Devon; tell him all of your television ideas. You know, he started off as a page, just like you."
  • (Unnamed) "Really? So did I."
  • (Unnamed) "Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?"
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be."

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