Finding Nemo Quotes

Finding Nemo is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Finding Nemo ended its run in 1970.

It features Graham Walters as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, Plainlist, and, Sharon Calahan, and Jeremy Lasky as head of cinematography.

Finding Nemo is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Finding Nemo is 104 minutes long. Finding Nemo is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Distribution.

The cast includes: Ellen DeGeneres as Dory, Albert Brooks as Marlin, Andrew Stanton as Crush, Allison Janney as Peach, Brad Garrett as Bloat, Austin Pendleton as Gurgle, Stephen Root as Bubbles, Vicki Lewis as Deb, Barry Humphries as Bruce, Willem Dafoe as Gill, Nicholas Bird as Squirt, Bruce Spence as Chum, Jordy Ranft as Tad, Erica Beck as Pearl, Erik Per Sullivan as Sheldon, Geoffrey Rush as Nigel, Eric Bana as Anchor, Bob Peterson as Mr. Ray, Stephen Root as Bob, Willem Dafoe as Bill, Jordy Ranft as Ted, LuLu Ebeling as Darla, Bill Hunter as Dentist, Joe Ranft as Jacques, and Elizabeth Perkins as Coral.

Finding Nemo Quotes

Albert Brooks as Marlin

• (Albert Brooks) "This is bad, Dory. Very bad."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, watch this. Boing. Boing --."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "You can't catch me."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory, don't bounce on the tops. They will -- not sting you. The tops don't sting you. That's it."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Two in a row. Beat that."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory, listen to me. We're going to play a game."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "A game?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Yeah, a game."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I love games. Pick me."
• (Albert Brooks) "We're gonna race. First one out of the jellyfish wins."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Out, got it."
• (Albert Brooks) "Rules, rules. You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Something about tentacles, got it."
• (Albert Brooks) "No, it's not something about them, it's all about them."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "On your mark, get set, go."
• (Albert Brooks) "Wait, Dory."

• (Albert Brooks) "Nemo. What do you think you're doing? You're gonna get stuck out there and I'll have to go get you before another fish does. Get back here. Get back here now. Stop. You make one more move, mister --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Don't you dare. If you put one fin on that boat; are you listening to me? Don't touch the --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Nemo."
• (Jordy Ranft) "He touched the butt."

• (Albert Brooks) "I can't make out these markings."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look. Sharks."

• (Albert Brooks) "I have to get out of here. I have to find my son. I have to tell him how old sea turtles are."

• (Albert Brooks) "I have to get out of here. I have to find MY SON. I have to tell him -- how --. old --. sea turtles are."

• (Albert Brooks) "Something's wrong with you, really."

• (Nemo) "Hey dad. Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark."
• (Albert Brooks) "I highly doubt it."
• (Nemo) "Have how ever met a shark?"
• (Albert Brooks) "No, and I don't plan to."
• (Nemo) "How old are sea turtles?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Sea turtles? I don't know."
• (Nemo) "Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old."
• (Albert Brooks) "Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark."

• (Albert Brooks) "The water is half empty."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hmmm. I'd say it's half full."

• (Albert Brooks) "-- and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?""

• (Albert Brooks) "Ah ah ah. Forgot to brush."
• (Nemo) "Ughhhhhh."
• (Albert Brooks) "Do you want this anemone to sting you?"
• (Nemo) "-- yes."
• (Albert Brooks) "Brush."

• (Albert Brooks) "Hey. Guess what?"
• (Nemo) "What?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Sea turtles? I met one, and he was a hundred and fifty years old."
• (Nemo) "Hundred and fifty?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Yup."
• (Nemo) "Oh. 'Cause Sandy Plankton said that they only live to be a hundred."
• (Albert Brooks) "Sandy Plankton? You think I would travel the whole ocean and not know as much as Sandy Plankton? He was a hundred and fifty, not a hundred."

• (Albert Brooks) "The dropoff? They're going to the dropoff? What; what are you insane? Why not just fry them up now and serve them with chips?"

• (Albert Brooks) "THAAAANKKK YOUUUUU SIRRRRRRR."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Wow. I wish I could speak whale --"

• (Albert Brooks) "Where's Nemo? Where is he?"
• (Brad Garrett) "Dentist. Dentist."
• (Albert Brooks) "What's a dentist? What is that?"

• (Albert Brooks) "How many stripes do I have?"
• (Nemo) "Dad, I'm fine --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Answer the stripe question."
• (Nemo) "Three."
• (Albert Brooks) "SEE? Something's wrong with you."
• (Albert Brooks) "I have one -- two -- three? That's all I have?"

• (Albert Brooks) "I promised him I'd never let anything happen to him."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hm. That's a funny thing to promise."
• (Albert Brooks) "What?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Well, you can't let anything happen to him, then nothing would ever happen to him."

• (Albert Brooks) "What did it say? What did the mask say?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I remembered what it said. I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time. P. Sherman, 4 --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Wait. What does that mean?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I don't know. But who cares. Ha ha. I remembered. P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again."

• (Albert Brooks) "It's just as well. He might be hungry."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh don't worry. Whales don't eat clownfish. They eat krill."
• (Unnamed) "Swim away."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh look, krill."

• (Albert Brooks) "Dory there's no way out."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hello?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory, help me find a way out."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Sorry, can't help you, trying to escape."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory, what are we going to do?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey look here, "es-ca-pe." Its funny, it's spelled just like the word escape --"

• (Albert Brooks) "I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead."

• (Albert Brooks) "If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish."

• (Albert Brooks) "He's my son, he was taken by these divers --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh my, you poor fish."
• (Bruce Spence) "Humans; think they own everything."
• (Eric Bana) "Probably American."

• (Albert Brooks) "What's going on?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I'll ask. Whaaaa --"
• (Albert Brooks) "No, no more whale. You can't speak whale."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yes I can."
• (Albert Brooks) "No, you can't. You think you can do these things, but you can't, Nemo."

• (Albert Brooks) "Oh, my goodness."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Whoa. Kill the motor, dude."

• (Albert Brooks) "Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yeah, I see a light."
• (Albert Brooks) "A light?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yeah. I see a light."
• (Albert Brooks) "Yeah, I see it too."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, Conscience, am I dead?"
• (Albert Brooks) "No, no. I see it, too."
• (Albert Brooks) "What is it?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "It's so -- pretty."
• (Albert Brooks) "I -- I'm feeling -- happy, which is a big deal -- for me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I want to touch it --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh."
• (Albert Brooks) "Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get ya."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Come here."
• (Albert Brooks) "I'm gonna swim with you --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya."
• (Albert Brooks) "I'm gonna be your best friend --"
• (Albert Brooks) "-- Good feeling's gone."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "AHH."

• (Albert Brooks) "Crush, wait. How old are you?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude. Rock on."

• (Albert Brooks) "There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Nemo."
• (Bruce Spence) "Nemo. Ha ha. Nemo -- I don't get it."
• (Barry Humphries) "For a clown fish, he's not that funny."

• (Albert Brooks) "Wait, wait --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Hold my fin, hold my fin."

• (Albert Brooks) "What if they don't like me?"
• (Elizabeth Perkins) "Marlin."
• (Albert Brooks) "No, really."
• (Elizabeth Perkins) "There's over 400 eggs, odds are, one of them is bound to like you."

• (Albert Brooks) "The water's going down. It's-it's-it's going down."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hmm. Are you sure about that?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Look. Already it's half-empty."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hmm -- I'd say it's half-full."
• (Albert Brooks) "Stop that. It's half-empty."

• (Albert Brooks) "Of course he wants us to move over there. That's EATING US."
• (Albert Brooks) "How do I taste, Moby, huh? DO I TASTE GOOD?"

• (Albert Brooks) "Now it's my turn. I'm thinking of something dark and mysterious. It's a fish we don't know. If we ask it directions, it could ingest us and spit out our bones."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "What is it with men and asking for directions?"
• (Albert Brooks) "I don't want to play the gender card right now. You want to play a card, let's play the "let's not die" card."

• (Albert Brooks) "We did it, we did it oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No eating here tonight, Woo."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Eating here tonight."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "No, no, no eating here tonight, you're on a diet."

• (Albert Brooks) "Would somebody please just give me directions?"
• (School of Fish) "Would somebody please just give me directions?"
• (Albert Brooks) "I'm serious."
• (School of Fish) "Blah-blah-blah, me-me-blah. Blah-blah, blah-blah, me-me-me."

• (Albert Brooks) "How do you know if they're ready?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?"

• (Albert Brooks) "I didn't come this far to be breakfast."

• (Albert Brooks) "Where is it? Where is it?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh there's the menu, I knew it was around here somewhere."
• (Albert Brooks) "Well."
• (Albert Brooks) "Okay, you've got a lot of choices here. You can watch just the movie without the commentary --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. I'm so excited. I've always wanted to see -- "The Little Mermaid"."
• (Albert Brooks) "Good. Well this is "Finding Nemo"."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh, well that sounds nice, too. Maybe we should watch that one."
• (Albert Brooks) "We're watching that one. This is "Finding Nemo"."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh you shouldn't have switched just for me."
• (Albert Brooks) "Unbelievable --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I've always wanted to be in a film."
• (Albert Brooks) "You were in a film. THIS one. "Finding Nemo"."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "No way. I'd remember that."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Seriously --"
• (Albert Brooks) "No you wouldn't --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yes I would."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Being in a film would be so glamorous."
• (Albert Brooks) "Really?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh my. Fabulous. Where's my trailer? I need water."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Fill my trailer with water."
• (Albert Brooks) "Something's wrong with you."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Just keep watching, just keep watching, just keep watching watching watching. Watching, watching, watching --"
• (Albert Brooks) "You got a lot of choices here. Or you don't even have to watch this movie. Take the disc out, and I'll stop talking."
• (Albert Brooks) "There are no wrong choices. The only wrong choice is to sit there like you're doing."
• (Albert Brooks) "There are a lot of choices here, just pick one. Pick one so we can start. Please. All of us got nothing to do. Hit a choice, will ya?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hoo hoo, hoo hoo. Keep on watching --"

• (Albert Brooks) "I can't afford any more delays and you're one of those fish that causes delays. Sometimes it's a good thing. There's a whole group of fish. They're delay fish."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "You mean --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) ". You mean you don't like me?"
• (Albert Brooks) "No, of course I like you. It's because I like you I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion."

• (Albert Brooks) "Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?"
• (Nemo) "It's not safe."
• (Albert Brooks) "That's my boy."

• (Albert Brooks) "I promised I'd never let anything happen to him."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise."
• (Albert Brooks) "What?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo."

• (Albert Brooks) "How do you know that nothing bad won't happen?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I don't."

• (Albert Brooks) "I promise to never let anything happen to you, Nemo."

• (Albert Brooks) "I can't read human."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look. Sharks."

• (Nemo) "Dad, you're not gonna freak out like you did at the petting zoo, are you?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Hey, that snail was about to charge."

• (Albert Brooks) "You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo."

• (Albert Brooks) "I was right. You know what? We'll start school in a year or two."
• (Nemo) "No, Dad. Just because you're scared of the ocean --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Clearly, you're not ready, and you're not coming back until you are. You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo."
• (Nemo) "I hate you."

• (Albert Brooks) "Dory, do you see anything?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ahh. Something's got me."
• (Albert Brooks) "That's just me. I'm sorry."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Who's that?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Who's that? Who else would it be? It's me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Are -- are you my conscience?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Eh, can't complain."
• (Albert Brooks) "Good. Now, Dory, do you see anything?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yes, I see -- a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?"
• (Albert Brooks) "No, I see it too."

Barry Humphries as Bruce

• (Barry Humphries) "Anchor. Chum."
• (Eric Bana) "There you are, Bruce. Finally."
• (Barry Humphries) "We've got company."
• (Eric Bana) "Well, it's about time, mate."
• (Bruce Spence) "We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving."
• (Eric Bana) "We almost had us a feeding frenzy."
• (Bruce Spence) "Come on, let's get this over with."

• (Barry Humphries) "All right, anyone else? Hello, how 'bout you, mate? What's your problem?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Me? I don't -- I don't have a problem."
• (Barry Humphries) "Oh. Okay --"
• (Bruce Spence) "Denial."

• (Barry Humphries) "I'm having fish tonight."

• (Barry Humphries) "Now there is a father looking for his little boy."
• (Barry Humphries) "I never knew my father."
• (Eric Bana) "Come on, group hug."
• (Bruce Spence) "We're all mates here, mate."

• (Barry Humphries) "Just a bite."
• (Eric Bana) "Now you hold it together, mate."
• (Bruce Spence) "Remember, Bruce. Fish are friends, not food."
• (Barry Humphries) "Food."

• (Barry Humphries) "Here's Brucieee."

• (Barry Humphries) "Here's Brucey."

• (Barry Humphries) "So, what's a couple of bites like you doing out so late?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Nothing, we're not doing anything, we're not even out."
• (Barry Humphries) "Great. Then how would you little morsels like to come to a little; a little get-together I'm having?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "You mean like a party?"
• (Barry Humphries) "Yeah, that's it, a party. What do you say?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh, I love parties. That sounds like fun."
• (Albert Brooks) "Parties are fun, and it's tempting, but we really have to --"
• (Barry Humphries) "Aw, come on. I insist."
• (Albert Brooks) "Okay, that's all that matters."

• (Barry Humphries) "Today's meeting is Step 5: Bring a fish friend. Everyone brought a fish friend?"
• (Eric Bana) "Got mine."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hi there."
• (Barry Humphries) "What about you, Chum?"
• (Bruce Spence) "Oh -- um -- I seem to have misplaced my, um -- friend."
• (Barry Humphries) "That's all right, mate. I had a feeling this would be a hard step. You can help yourself to one of my friends."
• (Bruce Spence) "Thanks mate. A little chum for Chum, eh?"

Geoffrey Rush as Nigel

• (Seagulls) "Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine."
• (Geoffrey Rush) "Oh would you just shut up? You're rats with wings."

• (Geoffrey Rush) "Alright Gerald, what is it? Fish got your tongue?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Aaaaahh."
• (Geoffrey Rush) "Love a duck."

• (Geoffrey Rush) "Reckon somebody oughta help the poor guy."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah right --"
• (Geoffrey Rush) "Well, don't everybody fly off at once."

• (Geoffrey Rush) "Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth -- if you want to live."
• (Albert Brooks) "Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?"
• (Seagull) "Mine?"
• (Geoffrey Rush) "Because; I can take you to your son."
• (Albert Brooks) "Yeah, right."
• (Geoffrey Rush) "No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side."
• (Albert Brooks) "That's Nemo."

• (Geoffrey Rush) "Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat."

Ellen DeGeneres as Dory

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Just keep swimming."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Excuse me? Whoo-hoo. Little fella? Hello. Don't be rude. Say hi."
• (Albert Brooks) "Ha. Hello."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "His son Bingo --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Nemo."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "-- Nemo was taken to, um --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Sydney"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "-- Sydney, yeah. And it's really, really important that we get there as fast as we can, so can you help us out? Come on, little fella. Come on."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory? I'm a little fella. I don't think that's a little fella."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ow."
• (Albert Brooks) "Oh, I'm really sorry. Are you okay?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ow, ow, ow."
• (Albert Brooks) "I'm so sorry."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "You really clocked me there. Am I bleeding?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Ohh."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ow. Ow. Ow."
• (Barry Humphries) "Dory, are you okay --"
• (Barry Humphries) "Oh, ooooooh, that's good --"
• (Eric Bana) "Intervention."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "DUCK."
• (Albert Brooks) "That's not a duck, it's a -- PELICAN."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "This is the Ocean, silly, we're not the only two in here."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Come on, let's go."
• (Albert Brooks) "No, no, no. Bad trench, bad trench. Come on, we're swimming over this thing."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Whoa, partner. Little red flag going up. Something tells me we should go through it, not over it."
• (Albert Brooks) "Are you even looking at this thing? It's got death written all over it."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I'm sorry, but I really, really, really think we should go through it."
• (Albert Brooks) "And I'm really, really done talking about this. Over we go."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Come on, trust me on this one."
• (Albert Brooks) "Trust you?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yes, trust. It's what friends do."
• (Albert Brooks) "Look, something shiny."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Where?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Oh, it just swam over the trench. Come on, we'll follow it. Let's go."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Okay."

• (School of Fish) "Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Woah. Nice trench."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float"."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hi. I'm Dory."
• (Barry Humphries) "Hello, Dory."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "And, uh, well -- well, I don't think I've ever eaten a fish."
• (Bruce Spence) "Wow, that's incredible."
• (Barry Humphries) "Good on ya, mate."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Whew. Glad I got that off my chest."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Maybe he only speaks whale."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Mooo -- Weeee neeeed --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "-- tooo fiiind hiiis sooon."
• (Albert Brooks) "What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory. Heaven knows what you're saying. See, he's swimming away."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Cooome baaaaack."
• (Albert Brooks) "He's not coming back. You offended him."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory. This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Maybe I should try humpback."
• (Albert Brooks) "No, don't try humpback."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Woooooo. Woooooo."
• (Albert Brooks) "Okay, now you really do sound sick."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Maybe louder. Rah. Rah."
• (Albert Brooks) "Don't do that."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?"
• (Albert Brooks) "It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Si -- side -- syd -- nay -- Sydney."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Aah. Nemo."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Uhhh -- the sea monkeys have my money -- yes, I'm a natural blue --"

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy."

• (School of Fish) "Hey, hey. You like impressions?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Mmm-hmm."
• (School of Fish) "Okay, just like in rehearsal, gentlemen."
• (School of Fish) "So, what are we? Take a guess."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh, oh, I've seen one of those."
• (School of Fish) "I'm a fish with a nose like a sword."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Wait, wait, umm --"
• (Albert Brooks) "It's a swordfish."
• (School of Fish) "Hey, clown boy. Let the lady guess."
• (School of Fish) "Where's the butter?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ooh. It's on the tip of my tongue --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Lobster."
• (School of Fish) "Saw that."
• (Albert Brooks) "What?"
• (School of Fish) "Lots of legs, swims in the ocean."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Clam."
• (School of Fish) "Close enough."
• (School of Fish) "Oh, it's a whale of a tale, I'll tell you, lad --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Oh, they're good."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I saw a boat."
• (Albert Brooks) "You did?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah. Ooh, I'm scared now. What?"
• (Albert Brooks) "What? You said you saw a boat."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "A boat?"
• (Albert Brooks) "YES."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went -- this way. It went this way."
• (Albert Brooks) "Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I did? Oh, no --"

• (Ellen DeGeneres) ""P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I remembered it. I bet I could even remember it again -- "P.Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney." I did it again."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming --"

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "How about we play a game?"
• (Albert Brooks) "All right."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small --"
• (Albert Brooks) "It's me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Right."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I'm thinking of something orange and small --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Me again."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "All right, Mr. Smartypants --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "-- It's orange and small, and has stripes --"
• (Albert Brooks) "Me, and the next one; just a guess; me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Okay, that's just scary."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Well, let's just ask someone for directions."
• (Albert Brooks) "Who do you want to ask, the speck ? There's no one here."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ow. Bad squishy, bad squishy."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, look. "Esc-a-pay". I wonder what that means? That's funny, it's spelled just like the word "escape.""

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you know what you've gotta do?"
• (Albert Brooks) "No, I don't know what to do."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."
• (Albert Brooks) "Dory, no singing."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim."
• (Albert Brooks) "Now I'm stuck with that song -- Now it's in my head."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Sorry."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Come on, trust me on this one."
• (Albert Brooks) "Trust you?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Yes, trust, it's what friends do."

• (Nemo) "Are you all right?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I don't know where I am -- I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember -- and I can't remember --"
• (Nemo) "It's OK, it's OK. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, we can look together."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I'm Dory."
• (Nemo) "I'm Nemo."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Nemo? -- that's a nice name --"

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, what's wrong?"
• (Albert Brooks) "What's wrong? While they're busy doing their little impressions, I'm miles from home with a fish who can't even remember her name."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Boy, I bet that's frustrating."
• (Albert Brooks) "Meanwhile, my son is missing."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Your son Chico?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Nemo."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Right. Got it."
• (Albert Brooks) "But it doesn't matter, because no one in this entire ocean is going to help me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Well, I'm helping you."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I suffer from short-term memory loss. It runs in my family -- At least I think it does -- hm. Where are they?"

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. You asked me where I'm going? OK, I'll tell you: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. That's where I'm going."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I saw a boat."
• (Albert Brooks) "Where? Which way?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "It went -- this way. It went this way. Follow me."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Would you quit it? What, the ocean isn't big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah. Ooh, I'm scared now. What?"
• (Albert Brooks) "Wait a minute --"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Stop following me, okay?"
• (Albert Brooks) "What are you talking about? You're showing which way the boat went."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "A boat? Hey, I've seen a boat. It passed by not too long ago. It went -- this way. It went this way. Follow me."
• (Albert Brooks) "Wait a minute, wait a minute. What is going on? You already told me which way the boat was going."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I did? Oh, no --"

• (Nemo) "Are you all right?"
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I don't know where I am -- I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember -- and I can't remember --"
• (Nemo) "It's OK, it's OK. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, We can look together."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "I'm Dory."
• (Nemo) "I'm Nemo."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Nemo? -- that's a nice name --"

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Hey, look, balloons. It is a party."
• (Barry Humphries) "Mind your distance, though. Those balloons can be a bit dodgy. You wouldn't want one of them to pop."

• (Ellen DeGeneres) "Es -- Es-cap-e. Funny it's spelled just like the word escape."

Willem Dafoe as Gill

• (Willem Dafoe) "Fish aren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to them."

• (Willem Dafoe) "From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait."
• (Stephen Root) "Sharkbait. Hoo ha ha."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Welcome, Brother Sharkbait."
• (Stephen Root) "Sharkbait. Hoo ha ha."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Enough with the Sharkbait."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Sharkbait. Hoo -- bop pa doo."

• (Willem Dafoe) "Look at that. Would you look at that? Filthy. Absolutely filthy. And it's all thanks to you, kid. You made it possible. Jacques. I told you not to clean."
• (Joe Ranft) "I am ashamed."

• (Willem Dafoe) "My first escape. Landed on dentist tools. I was aiming for the toilet."
• (Nemo) "The toilet?"
• (Willem Dafoe) "All drains lead to the ocean, kid."
• (Nemo) "Wow. How may times have you tried to get out?"
• (Willem Dafoe) "Ah, I lost count."

• (Willem Dafoe) "All right, gang, we have less than 48 hours before Darla gets here. This tank will get plenty dirty in that time, but we have to help it along any way we can. Jacques."
• (Joe Ranft) "Oui."
• (Willem Dafoe) "No cleaning."
• (Joe Ranft) "I shall resist."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Everybody else, be as gross as possible. Think dirty thoughts. We're gonna make this tank so filthy the dentist will HAVE to clean it."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Good work."

• (Nemo) "How many times have you tried to escape?"
• (Willem Dafoe) "Eh, I lost count. Fish weren't meant to be in a box, kid. It does things to ya."
• (Stephen Root) "Bubbles, the bubbles, bubbles."

• (Willem Dafoe) "You see that filter?"
• (Nemo) "Yeah."
• (Willem Dafoe) "You're the only one small enough to get in and out of that thing. All you have to do swim inside, jam a pebble in the fan, and swim out. Once you do that, this tank is going to get filthier and filthier, and the dentist will have no choice but to clean the tank himself. He'll put us in individual baggies, then we roll out the window, down to the ground, across the street, and into the ocean. It's foolproof."

• (Nemo) "I'm sorry I couldn't stop the --"
• (Willem Dafoe) "No, I'm the one who should be sorry. I was so ready to get out, so ready to taste that ocean, I was willing to put you in harm's way to get there. Nothing should be worth that."

• (Willem Dafoe) "Nobody touch him. Nobody touch him."
• (Nemo) "Can you help me?"
• (Willem Dafoe) "No. You got yourself in there, you can get yourself out."
• (Vicki Lewis) "Ah, Gil --"
• (Willem Dafoe) "I just want to see him do it, Okay? Keep calm. Alternate wriggling your fins and your tail."
• (Nemo) "I can't. I have a bad fin."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Never stopped me."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Just think about what you have to do."
• (Willem Dafoe) "Perfect."

• (Willem Dafoe) "To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie."

• (Willem Dafoe) "All drains lead to the ocean."

LuLu Ebeling as Darla

• (LuLu Ebeling) "WHY -- ARE -- YOU -- SLEEPING?"

• (LuLu Ebeling) "Twinkle twinkle little star."
• (Allison Janney) "Find a happy place. Find a happy place. Find a happy place."

Vicki Lewis as Deb

• (Vicki Lewis) "Kid, if there's anything you need, just ask your auntie Deb. That's me. Or if I'm not around, you can talk to my sister, Flo."
• (Vicki Lewis) "Hi, how are ya? Don't listen to anything my sister says, she's nuts."

• (Vicki Lewis) "What have we got?"
• (Allison Janney) "Root canal, and by the looks of those X-rays, it's not going to be pretty."
• (Brad Garrett) "Rubber dam and clamp installed?"
• (Allison Janney) "Yep."
• (Austin Pendleton) "What did he use to open?"
• (Allison Janney) "A Gator-Glidden drill. He seems to be favoring that one lately."
• (Vicki Lewis) "I can't see, Flo."
• (Allison Janney) "Now he's doing the Schilder technique."
• (Brad Garrett) "Ooh, he's using a Hedstrom file."
• (Austin Pendleton) "That's not a Hedstrom file, it's a K-FLEX."
• (Brad Garrett) "It has a tear-dropped cross section. Clearly, a Hedstrom."
• (Austin Pendleton) "No, no, K-Flex."
• (Brad Garrett) "HEDSTROM."
• (Austin Pendleton) "K-FLEX."
• (Brad Garrett) "HEDSTROM."
• (Brad Garrett) "Oomp. There I go. A little help, over here."
• (Vicki Lewis) "I'll go deflate him."

Bob Peterson as Mr. Ray

• (Bob Peterson) "Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglion to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy."
• (Unnamed) "Aw, man."

• (Bob Peterson) "Well hello. Who is this?"
• (Nemo) "I'm Nemo."
• (Bob Peterson) "Well, Nemo, all new explorers must answer a science question."
• (Nemo) "Okay."
• (Bob Peterson) "You live in what kind of home?"
• (Nemo) "In an an -- an-nem-men-nem-mon-ee -- A men-nem-men-nem-o-nee --"
• (Bob Peterson) "Okay, okay. Don't hurt yourself. Welcome aboard, explorer."

• (Bob Peterson) "Well, hello Nemo. Who's this?"
• (Nemo) "Exchange student."
• (Nicholas Bird) "I'm from the EAC, dude."
• (Bob Peterson) "Sweet."
• (Nicholas Bird) "Totally."

Austin Pendleton as Gurgle

• (Austin Pendleton) "So, which one is it?"
• (Nemo) "I'm from the ocean."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Oh, the ocean. THE OCEAN? AAAH. He hasn't been decontaminated yet. Jacques."
• (Joe Ranft) "Oui."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Clean him."
• (Joe Ranft) "Oui."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Ocean."
• (Joe Ranft) "Oo, la mer. Bon."
• (Joe Ranft) "Voilà. He is clean."

• (Austin Pendleton) "Ahh, no, no. Ah."
• (Stephen Root) "The bubbles, the bu?"
• (Stephen Root) "Ugh."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Bloat, that's disgusting."
• (Brad Garrett) "Tastes pretty fine to me."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Doesn't anyone realize that we are swimming in our own?"
• (Allison Janney) "Shhh. Here he comes."

• (Austin Pendleton) "Oh, the human mouth is a disgusting place."

• (Austin Pendleton) "Whatever you do, don't mention D-A-R --"
• (Nemo) "It's all right. I know who you're talking about."

Nicholas Bird as Squirt

• (Nicholas Bird) "Sweeeeet."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Totally."

• (Nicholas Bird) "Whoa. That was so cool. Hey, Dad. Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "You so totally rock, Squirt. So gimme some fin."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Noggin'."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Dude."

• (Nicholas Bird) "Whoa. That was so cool. Hey dad. Did you see that? Did you see me? Did you see what I did?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "You so totally rock, Squirt. So gimme some fin."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Noggin'."
• (Nicholas Bird) "Dude."

Bruce Spence as Chum

• (Bruce Spence) "Dolphins, yeah. They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?""

Erica Beck as Pearl

• (Erica Beck) "See this tentacle? It's actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can't really tell, especially when I twirl them like this."

• (Erica Beck) "Hey. You guys made me ink."

Bill Hunter as Dentist

• (Unnamed) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH."
• (Bill Hunter) "Oh -- well, that's ONE way to pull a tooth --"

• (Bill Hunter) "Good thing I pulled the right one, eh, Prime Minister?"

Allison Janney as Peach

• (Allison Janney) "Morning. It's morning, everyone. Today's the day. The sun is shining, the tank is clean, and we're about to get out of --"
• (Allison Janney) "The tank is clean."
• (Allison Janney) "The tank is clean."

• (Allison Janney) "Look, Scum angel."

• (Allison Janney) "That's the shortest red light I've ever seen."

• (Nemo) "Has anyone seen my dad?"
• (Allison Janney) "Honey, your father's probably back at the pet store."
• (Nemo) "Pet store?"
• (Brad Garrett) "Yeah. Like, I'm from Bob's Fish Mart."
• (Austin Pendleton) "Pet Palace."
• (Stephen Root) "Fish-O-Rama."
• (Vicki Lewis) "Mail Order."
• (Allison Janney) "Ebay."

Andrew Stanton as Crush

• (Andrew Stanton) "Dude? Dude? Focus dude -- Dude?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "Oh, he lives. Hey, dude."
• (Albert Brooks) "Oh -- What happened?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa -- ""
• (Albert Brooks) "What are you talking about?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome."
• (Albert Brooks) "Oh, my stomach. Ohh."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it."
• (Albert Brooks) "So, Mr. Turtle?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush."
• (Albert Brooks) "Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude. Check it out."

• (Andrew Stanton) "Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue."

• (Andrew Stanton) "RIGHTEOUS. RIGHTEOUS."

• (Andrew Stanton) "'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh -- ""

• (Andrew Stanton) "Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique."
• (Nicholas Bird) "Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it."
• (Albert Brooks) "It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it."
• (Albert Brooks) "Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again."

• (Andrew Stanton) "Okay, first, find an exit buddy."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Do you have your exit buddy?"

• (Andrew Stanton) "Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman."

• (Andrew Stanton) "Alright, we're here, dudes. Get ready. Your exit's comin' up, man."
• (Albert Brooks) "Where? I don't see it."
• (Ellen DeGeneres) "There. I see it. I see it."
• (Albert Brooks) "You mean the swirling vortex of terror?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "That's it, dude."

• (Andrew Stanton) "Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha. Awesome."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Whoa. Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude."
• (Andrew Stanton) "That is one totally tight crew. Awesome."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Dude. I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?"
• (Andrew Stanton) "News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Dude, that is one gnarly little girl."
• (Andrew Stanton) "Little Blue is like "Whoa.", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa.", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa -- my head.""

Jordy Ranft as Tad

• (Jordy Ranft) "I'm obnoxious."

Brad Garrett as Bloat

• (Brad Garrett) "Uh-oh. Darla."
• (Nemo) "What's wrong with her?"
• (Austin Pendleton) "She wouldn't stop shaking the bag."
• (Stephen Root) "Poor Chuckles."
• (Vicki Lewis) "He was her present last year."
• (Brad Garrett) "Took a ride on the porcelain express."
• (Allison Janney) "She's a fish killer."

Erik Per Sullivan as Sheldon

• (Erik Per Sullivan) "He touched the butt."

Elizabeth Perkins as Coral

• (Elizabeth Perkins) "We still have to name them --"
• (Albert Brooks) "You wanna name all of 'em, right now? All right."
• (Albert Brooks) "We'll name this half Marlin Jr.,"
• (Albert Brooks) "And then this half Coral Jr. Okay, we're done."
• (Elizabeth Perkins) "I like Nemo."
• (Albert Brooks) "Nemo? Well, we'll name one Nemo, but I'd like most of them to be Marlin Jr."

Stephen Root as Bubbles

• (Stephen Root) "So, the Big Blue. What's it like?"
• (Nemo) "Umm -- big -- and blue?"
• (Stephen Root) "I knew it."

Eric Bana as Anchor

• (Eric Bana) "He really doesn't mean it, you know. He never even knew his father."

Joe Ranft as Jacques

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.