Finances with Wolves Quotes

Finances with Wolves is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Finances with Wolves stopped airing in 1970.

It features "September (Earth, Wind & Fire song)" in charge of musical score.

Finances with Wolves Quotes

• (Francine Smith) "Stan, I did some research on that kiosk at the mall. If you gave me $5,000 of your bonus, I could start a business selling my muffins. I think there's a real market for --"
• (Stan Smith) "Ooh, ooh, uh, I -- I'm sorry -- sorry to interrupt, but, uh, real quick, this is the worst idea I've ever heard. Never gonna happen, but, please, keep going."
• (Francine Smith) "Oh, just forget it."
• (Stan Smith) "Great call, Francine."

• (Arboreus) "If this mall expansion goes through, hundreds of trees will be slaughtered. Now, we have a plan. But to prove you're dedicated to our cause, you must first make out with tree."
• (Hayley Smith) "Wait, you want to make out with me?"
• (Hayley Smith) "ME? No, I got a redwood in Canada."
• (Hayley Smith) "But my friend here thinks you're really cute."
• (Hayley Smith) "What's wrong? Is it because he's Asian?"

• (Stan Smith) "Here we go; mac and cheese. "Boil water." What am I, a chemist?"

• (Francine Smith) "You want your money, you unsupportive jerk? Fine. Here's your $5,000 back."
• (Stan Smith) "You made all this in one day?"
• (Francine Smith) "That's right, I did. Through hard work and giving people incorrect change."

• (Stan Smith) "Now, make me that breakfast you owe me."
• (Klaus) "Right away. But first, let me ask you something. How many eggs should I eat to get enough energy to plow your wife?"
• (Stan Smith) "Uh, three should do it -- What?"

• (Francine Smith) "You know, you seem very familiar. Have we met before?"
• (Klaus) "Oh, you know, I'm just one of those black Germans that seems familiar to everyone, hmm?"

• (Hayley Smith) "What kind of idiot would buy into this materialistic crap?"
• (Steve Smith) "And we widen to reveal --"
• (Stan Smith) "Look at all this cool stuff."

• (Francine Smith) "Stan, it's great the CIA gave you that $20,000 bonus for "Most Evasive Testimony to Congress," but at this rate, it'll be gone in no time."
• (Stan Smith) "Hey, if I don't buy all this crap, the terrorists win. And don't tell me it's not a competition, because it SO is."

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