Fifty Shades of Black Quotes

Fifty Shades of Black is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Fifty Shades of Black completed its run in 1970.

It features Marlon Wayans, and Rick Alvarez as producer, Jim Dooley in charge of musical score, and David Ortkiese as head of cinematography.

Fifty Shades of Black is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fifty Shades of Black is 92 minutes long. Fifty Shades of Black is distributed by Open Road Films.

The cast includes: Marlon Wayans as Christian Black, Kali Hawk as Hannah Steele, and Mike Epps as Ron.

Fifty Shades of Black Quotes

Marlon Wayans as Christian Black

• (Marlon Wayans) "Nothing says ass whipping like good ol' Joe Jackson."

• (Charlese) "What we supposed to do in here?"
• (Marlon Wayans) "Well, I thought we'd start with a little bit of rope play."
• (Charlese) "No."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Okay, well, how about I just mount you to that rack over there and spank you?"
• (Charlese) "Hell to the no."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Perhaps a little bit of flogging?"
• (Charlese) "I don't even know what the hell flogging means, so f*** to the no."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Okay, well, what are we supposed to do then?"
• (Charlese) "You need to find Jesus. That's what you can do."

• (Marlon Wayans) "And now the real torture begins."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Where were we?"
• (Kali Hawk) "I can't remember the safe word."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Chapter 23 --"
• (Marlon Wayans) ""It was a cold, gloomy day in Seattle -- ""
• (Marlon Wayans) "Oh, God, this book is 50 shades of f***ing terrible. Who wrote this, a third grader?"
• (Kali Hawk) "Please go back to the water torture thing."

Kali Hawk as Hannah Steele

• (Kali Hawk) "Um, are you stalking me, Mr. Black?"
• (Marlon Wayans) "Hahaha. Yes."

• (Kali Hawk) "You want me to be somebody that I am not."
• (Marlon Wayans) "No, no. It's not me that's changing you, it's you that's changing me."
• (Kali Hawk) "Wait a minute -- that's a line from the movie Radio."
• (Marlon Wayans) "No it's not."
• (Kali Hawk) "Yeah, yeah. The movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. where he played this mentally disabled athlete. "It's not us that's teaching Radio, it's Radio that's teaching us"."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Nah, my- mine is way different."
• (Kali Hawk) "It's the same premise."
• (Marlon Wayans) "You complete me?"
• (Kali Hawk) "Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding Jr. I don't understand your whole fixation on him."
• (Marlon Wayans) "You know, all this time I thought I wasn't in the right place, but I was."
• (Kali Hawk) "That's Snowdogs."
• (Marlon Wayans) "Goddammit. I gotta stop binging on Netflix."

Mike Epps as Ron

• (Mike Epps) "You know the old saying: it takes a village, and it's true, especially when it comes to your mom being a gutter slut and the village is a gangbang."

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