Fay Grim Quotes

Fay Grim is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Fay Grim stopped airing in 1970.

It features Hal Hartley as producer, Hal Hartley in charge of musical score, and Sarah Cawley as head of cinematography.

Fay Grim is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Fay Grim is 118 minutes long. Fay Grim is distributed by Magnolia Pictures.

The cast includes: Parker Posey as Fay Grim, Chuck Montgomery as Angus James, Jeff Goldblum as Agent Fulbright, Leo Fitzpatrick as Carl Fogg, and Thomas Jay Ryan as Henry Fool.

Fay Grim Quotes

Thomas Jay Ryan as Henry Fool

• (Thomas Jay Ryan) "You see? They have to bludgeon a man into obscurity before they'll acknowledge his genius."

• (Thomas Jay Ryan) "If anything happens to Fay, Jallal, I'll torture your wives, your family, your children and their children. There'll be a disease upon this Earth with your name on it. The only thing anyone will inherit from Jallal Said Khan is a long lifetime of intolerable pain. Sorry. That's just the kinda guy I am."

Parker Posey as Fay Grim

• (Parker Posey) "You mean, like a date?"
• (Chuck Montgomery) "I'm afraid so."

• (Parker Posey) "Why is it, when someone starts talking about civilization, I hear the sound of machine guns?"

Jeff Goldblum as Agent Fulbright

• (Jeff Goldblum) "When you disembark at Paris, go directly to the Ladies Room."
• (Leo Fitzpatrick) "Before you clear Customs."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "It will be on your left as you enter the Terminal. The operative will establish contact."
• (Parker Posey) "How?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Impossible to say."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "Carl, go take a walk in the rain."
• (Parker Posey) "Bye, Carl."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Leave him alone."
• (Parker Posey) "He likes me."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "That's his problem."

• (Jeff Goldblum) "If the present government collapses, there'll be NO new government. Only chaos. Unless --"
• (Unnamed) "Unless what?"
• (Jeff Goldblum) "We gotta organize the rebels, get somebody now; before the s*** hits the fan; who's, uh, reasonable."
• (Unnamed) "And by reasonable, you mean someone who will do whatever the Americans want him to do."
• (Jeff Goldblum) "Yeah. Well, maybe. Why not?"

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